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One of The Worst Movies Ever Made
Clichés? Yeah it has clichés, but those are just a small portion of why this movie is so bad.
I saw it 4 years ago, and I still cringe if I see a display box for it.
There's actually a movie rip-off of this, not a remake, but a rip-off. Who would rip off this trash?...Unless of course it were stuck under your shoe? Man this thing, this "movie", has plot holes.
Doesn't Dustin Hoffman take his helmet thing off outside and NOT get infected? When there are clearly people ALL AROUND WEARING PROTECTION?!
I remember something about a helicopter out of gas with Cuba as the pilot....and I remember hating it for lack of reason.
And Kevin Spacey dies, right? Who kills Kevin Spacey anyway?
Hell, I'll rate it...1 star.
I Love This Movie!
Of course this contains spoilers.
I used to love this movie. It was one of my favorites, top five even. I loved the lines like, "Goddamn you Burke!!!" or, "Game over!" I saw this movie less than a week ago, after a long waiting period, it is horrible.
We lag on for about 45 minutes before we even get to the planet. In doing that, we hear all of these lame lines. You can see a James Cameron line coming a mile away (The guy writes lines he wants people to quote, he doesn't actually write).
1)"Hey man, all I gotta know is where they are..." 2)"Vasquez, you're just too bad." (High Five) What? How stupid can people be? I'm not talking about the people who actually enjoy it, I'm talking about these horrible marines! What kind of lines are these!? Do people actually train like this in the future? Oh no.
Again, about the lagging.
James Cameron. you bastard. You put a dream sequence of an alien (really crappy quality too) popping out of Ripley's chest to keep us appeased for an hour? When we do see the *Aliens*, all they are are mindless drones, ants. The Alien was not an ant. An ant cannot survive by itself. The Alien was smart, fast, and scary. Yet, we hardly saw him.
I hate you James Cameron. You are boring.
"HAHAHA!", laughs the black Sargeant. A girl can drive a machine! She can move a joystick, and her feet! This scene is so pointless, but of course, not. How could we believe she could kill that big-ass queen/ (PAUSE) Why did Ripley go for the eggs and queen when the reactor was going to wipe them out anyway? Ripley's stupid action (Well, Cameron's stupid writing) cost Bishop his torso. She calls the queen a bitch? Hey, she destroyed her kids, why shouldn't the queen kill a frog, oh, sorry, *Newt*. Oh I get it, Cameron wanted more action. Ho ho ho, J.C., you're good.
(UNPAUSE)...without us (the viewers) knowing that she could use that machine? Oh, Jim, you're a genius!!! Bill Paxton, you are horrible.
I liked the spacecraft in the beginning, but I've seen the effect in 2001, much better too. Oh, and Star Wars pulled it off with lots of ships. So wait, I've changed my mind. Cameron is again unoriginal.
Just watch this movie. Listen to the dialog (Yes, I know how to spell, but IMDb won't let me add the "ue").
I'm going to watch every other Cameron flick I own, and then probably sell a copy to one of you that gives my review a thumb down.