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Wow, now here's a situation *POSSIBLE SPOILER*
(Before seeing this movie)Uh oh, looks like mean IL' Jason Voorhees is off to slaughter more naughty teenagers. Wow this one's going to be predictable, but wait...He's in New York this time? Sweet! Voorhees is going to be running around hacking the fine citizens of this metropolis into something resembling a fine pate in no time.
(After seeing the movie)...This thing should have been called "Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Sits on a Boat For the First 80 Minutes and Spends the Last 20 in New York" or simply "Jason on a Boat!" or perhaps maybe even "Avoid This Movie as if it Were Liquid Death with a Plague Chaser." I love bad movies, I don't know why, I just do. However, I cannot bring myself to enjoy such a worthless movie as this. I hated it, the first forty minutes of the movie I just wanted the damn boat to sink and kill everybody on board. Then Jason could walk on the bottom of the ocean, get to New York and give its loud-mouth citizens a taste of swamp justice. But no, instead they hand me, "Jason Sits on a Boat with his Thumb up his Anus Praying Something Cool will happen Part I."
Possibly the most misleading title ever. Don't see it unless you plan to get really, really wasted and cry like a wuss right after. This movie will eat your soul and laugh as you fade into oblivion. Spare yourselves and do not fall prey to my fate.
Best movie ever.
This film is without a shadow of a doubt the greatest movie ever made. I loved it, and continue to love it since recently purchasing the DVD. Any one who has a beef with this movie needs to understand what exactly a bad movie is. If you watch this expecting "Forest Gump" your gonna leave p*ssed.
Take my word for it and grab your self a pizza, a six pack, and some buddies and just sit and talk about its low budget, cheesy dialogue, bad special effects and silly slapstick. I think you'll agree that this film is to be treated as one of those gems that's fun to watch with friends. I'm still trying to figure out how they got Ringo Starr in it however...