blixa_bargeld Reviews

Free Guy (2021)

Just a bunch of politically correct propaganda...

[1/10 · 24 September 2021]

Just a bunch of politically correct propaganda... Worst movie I ever seen... I´ve never walked out of a movie before, this was the first one.

20 minutes, then I had enough.

Cant believe Ryan Reynolds signed up for this.

If you think James Bond or Indiana Jones should be a black lesbian woman in a wheelchair, then you´ll probably love this one.

A Quiet Place Part II (2020)

Maybe scary if your twelve...

[1/10 · 1 June 2021]

Horrible actors, not going anywhere, bad actors, first one was better even if it was bad, and the actors are crap.

Did I mention the actors are bad?

Theres a million better scary movies out there than this.

Dont bother with it.

The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst (2015–2024)

Absolutely amazing!

[10/10 · 1 June 2021]

Dont miss out! If you havnt seen it before, you have to see this.

Easily one of the best TV series thats been produced so far.

Dont skip ahead, just watch it slow and easy.

You´ll love it, guaranteed! :D.

Spiral (2021)

Worst actors ever

[1/10 · 1 June 2021]

Dont bother watching this. Worst actors ever.

I love the Saw movies. But this was just garbage.

Dont watch it, you can thank me later.

Fargo (2014–2024)

How could it go from a 10 to a 1?

[1/10 · 26 November 2020]

Season 1-3 are about the best that has ever been made. Season 4 are totally ruined by Chris Rock and his buddies. Someone should re-edit the season 4 and delete every scene that has Chris Rock and his team in it. The italians and the nurse are still fun to watch.

Ford v Ferrari (2019)

What a nightmare

[1/10 · 30 December 2019]

I really like both Matt Damon and Christian Bales earlier work. But this was just horrible. What a nightmare to watch.

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)

Slow and boring

[1/10 · 12 October 2019]

Slow and boring. Painful to watch. Going nowhere. Just watch the tv series. Its much better.

Land Ho! (2014)

I just hated this.

[1/10 · 17 October 2014]

I just hated this. The lead character looked like Bruce Willis. But it was no action or special effects at all! I would rather watch another movie if I was you. And why in the hell do we have to type 10 lines of text? Wasn't this enough? I hated the Movie. Now what? Damn. Dude. Don't watch it. We clear? The hell, now they're on it again about the 10 lines of text, how much do we have to type here? This is just silly. Oh well... Really? What more is there to say? Do you really want me to write a book about this bad movie? and why are the wrong Words being added with Capitol letters? the hell is going on? i Think my pc just got high-jacked.