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Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
This show is the worst most unfunny thing I have ever watched. TV is clearly hitting rock bottom. I saw an episode last night at a friends and it will be the last. Not even a single chuckle I got. Sandberg is the most horrible unfunniest actor ever. I believe he only became famous because Adam Sandler "got him in the show business door." Nice going Sandler. No characters are funny and the writing is horrific likewise.
The only good thing is 'da gorgeous short hot brunette(Melissa Fumero) who is a cop-the one who kisses up all the time to the black gay cop. But even her hotness won't keep me tuned in.
Two and a Half Men (2003)
This show sucks!!! Charlie Sheen sucks!!!!
Half of each show takes place in Charlie Sheen's bedroom with the same old dilemma time after time: I just banged another chick, now how do I get ride of her. Can't these writers come up with anything new or interesting?? The jokes are cheap, child-like, and after one or two all the too predicable.
It is baffling that Sheen's character is getting laid at all by anyone, let alone by hot chicks left and right. Besides his character being affluent what does he have going for him? Sheen has gotten really creepy looking over the years. He is not a good looking guy at all. In every episode he wears the same thing: loafers, knee high tube socks, khaki shorts, and the bowling shirt. Give me a break man. Not to mention when he approaches women in the episodes and is trying to give them game or pickup lines or be charming it comes off unbelievable. The way he talks to a woman and his mannerisms while doing so reek of insecurity as Sheen is insecure himself. Obviously he is acting like himself in real life 'cuz it is sort of his show. So he is dressing himself and acting himself. Sheen's character is boring and has no emotional range. Same episode him drinking beer or talking about sex. ZZZZZ.
In fact all the characters are unlikeable. Cryer is a total nerd and is whining or complaining about something endlessly. If he doesn't like his brother then move out.
It is not worth talking about more. I am not a fan of Ashton Kutcher but he could not possibly be any less funny than Sheen. Glad Sheen is gone and am baffled the show is still being aired.
The Soup (2004)
The show stinks but not as much as the host!
I was a huge fan of talk soup in the 90s when John Henson did the show. Henson was hilarious and was just a natural when it came to comedy. I stopped watching it when Henson left and they had other hosts take over. Hosts who tried too hard to be funny and obviously the show bombed.
Years later The Soup tried to emulate and capitalize on the success of Talk Soup with one host going over clips or skits from shows or talk shows. Of the years it has been on I only saw it maybe two or three times.
I immediately have trouble watching the show because I can't get past the host, Joe Mcalla or whatever his name is, unbelievable arrogant, narcissistic pompous demeanor. I can't stand anything about him. He always has a smirk on his face like he is the worlds funniest man. Ironically he is not funny at all. He has one of those faces that you just want to punch in. So for that reason mainly I cant watch the show. The few times I saw him the jokes are not funny at all and the punchlines fall flat. The "audience"s laughter is fake and on a laugh track.
So this host who came out of nowhere seems to be popping up on talk shows, hosting the Betty Award 90th birthday special and all other kinds of prestigious gigs. What a joke Hollywood is to have this no name tool host such events. He clearly must know someone high up on the corporate Hollywood ladder or is an insatiable brown noser.
Anyway enough about this the show stinks and the host is the biggest prick i have ever seen on cable.
Ballet Shoes (2007)
I saw this movie about a year ago and watched it just recently. I have to admit the only reason I decided to even watch this was because of the lovely and just beautiful Emma Watson. What can I say I am a guy. Why else would I watch this?
I had seen Emilia Fox before and Victoria Wood. Overall it had a good ensemble and decent acting. This was Emma Watson's first role outside of Harry Potter as far as I know. Although her character is portrayed as a bit selfish and cocky in the beginning of the movie, we get to see a girl who becomes sweeter and begins to care about others at the end. Her character Pauline is actually very insecure and Watson does some good work crying in the movie and showing all the appropriate emotions that are called for. My favorite part of hers is when she snaps at Victoria Wood for leaving her wrap in the wings, then she breaks down and sobs as she is running a tub while talking to Petrova.
The little redhead Posey is a brat and plays a brat, and Petrova is more or less a sweetheart who seems kind. The wardrobe and the recreation of the time period of the 1930s is all well done and has a nice feel to it.
I have to say that the ending kind of came suddenly with kind of a real lack of emotion. I was hoping for something more touching and less anti-climatic.
It is a nice story for young children, especially girls. And that the movie teaches that with hard work, caring about family and putting them first, and believing in yourself that dreams can in fact come true.
The DVD has special features with about a twenty minute or so interview with Emma Watson herself talking about why she took on the project, and what it was like working with the other actors, and her insight on the movie which I found delightful. The interview reveals she is not only beautiful, but is a very well spoken intelligent sweet young lady. I hope to see much more of her in independent, interesting roles in the years to come.
8 stars out of 10 for ballet shoes. Bravo!
Inside the Actors Studio (1994)
A pretentious show with a pretentious snotty host!
I have watched a few of these over the years only because of they had a guest on that I was interested in seeing.
It is understandable why they would have amazing actors on like Robert Deniro, Robert Redford, Denzel Washington, MTM, or Kevin Costner. But then the next day you have on like moron actors ...some of whom I don't even consider actors. I don't like to mention names but you know the types of guests I mean. So any respect I had for the show I lost after the lame guests they started having on.
I find it very hard getting over Mr. Liptons superior, snotty, and pretentious attitude he has towards the guests he is interviewing. He is a real snob and is pretty obvious to anyone.
But unless it is someone you are absolutely wanting to see, I say skip the show unless you can get back the show's pretentious attitude.
No talented actors ... how did they get their show?
I like Danny Devito always have but I still can't manage to watch this show. I tried to watch a few episodes in the beginning but could not.
The characters are totally unlikeable, there is no chemistry amongst them, and it makes you want to punch them on the TV plasma screen.
If you like watching thirty somethings honestly acting like 14 and 15 year old children who wine, scream, complain, and act immaturely and insincerely to society and each other then this show may be for you. It is mind boggling that this show is still on the air.
These guys are or were no names. I guess they were buddies of Fred Savage and he helped them get into the show. I lost all respect for Savage after this.
Impractical Jokers (2011)
Boiling Point/Punke'd/Jackass Ripoff Show!
This show is absolutely horrible. This show is nothing more than a group of four friends who stole ideas from previous shows shown on mtv that captured this idea years ago such as the TV show "boiling point". It is very similar to boiling point. It's also a cross between the show punk'd and Jackass with a few dorky guys trying to capitalize financially off of unoriginal ideas. The pranks these guys play on each other are not funny, and the other guys are in a backroom laughing hilariously and uncontrollably like a bunch of junior highschool boys. The one guy that is kind of heavy set with a shaggy hair cut is kind of funny, but the other guys are total dorks who are trying to be cool which is exceptionally annoying. It's a disgrace that a network, even trutv, would even consider giving a show to guys like this. This show I predict will be cancelled shortly.
Craig Ferguson is a pompous D-Bag!
I have seen about 5 episodes since the show has been on and caught one recently. I can't stand the guy or his "humor". I guess most Americans are easily entertained by his foreign accent or something. I was a huge Kilborn fan and was so bummed out when you lose a natural comedic like Kilborn to Craig Ferguson. I only knew him from the Drew Carey show as a side character, so you can figure my shock that they gave this idiot his own talk show.
However, as I said he has never once made me laugh even a little. I find it very difficult getting past his narcissistic pompous attitude and demeanor. You can tell he's one of those guys always expecting every little word and sentence that comes out of his mouth to be funny. You can tell from his attitude like it's the audiences obligation to laugh at his every comment and he's expecting it. Ridiculous.
Not to mention when he interviews guests he's super loud like he's interviewing them from 50 feet away. Plus he constantly interrupts his guests when interviewing them and talks over them in a patronizing way. Then he constantly looks out to the audience for reassurance that he's funny when interviewing the guest. I guess he's really insecure or something. I wont be watching this show again..just sickening.
Jumping Ship (2001)
Is that Kim Delaney in the film
There is this girl in the film who flirts with joey lawrence on the beach, and maybe its a dream i forget, but the girl/woman looks remarkably like kim delaney u know the one from NYPD I dunno ....Wassup with that.
thats all...o and the movie well yeah it sucked a b c d e f g h i
Prey for Rock & Roll (2003)
(no)SEX,(some)DRUGS, and (bad) Rock and ROLL
I rented this purely on the basis for Gina Gershon as the star of the movie. The movie's choice of characters is not great, and the movie doesn't really deliver a powerful message at all. There is no sex in the movie, there is one scene(like all gershon movies) where Gershon is about to get it on--but doesn't cause she's interreupted. And there is a guy in the movie who looks like steve-o from jackass plus 40lbs...who plays a good sleaze, yet his role has not purpose other than bringing jackie and the prison dude closer.
the most disappointing thing about the film is it leaves you empty at the end...thats all I will say . Although Gershon movies are likely to enjoy the movie, they are just as likely to feel insulted knowing she played a major role in not just the acting, but directing.
2 stars outta 5, but worth da rental