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A.J Cook can DIE!!!!!
I thought that I was going to be OK with this film because I wasn't going to be surprised at what AJ Cook might do, but boy was I wrong. AJ is the worst person in the entire cast as she was a complete bitch from the very start all the way to the end. She assaults the same bloke three times, once when she was confronted to being a killer and twice when she thwack him with an ax without letting him even explain. Her sexism in Criminal Minds was bad enough but now it got worse. It was a Jack the Ripper movie yes, but sadly, thanks to AJ Cock, its a jack the ripper film I will have to get rid off. Certainly I must of read the plot wrong on wikipedia. I'll make sure I read it all before choosing to watch it or not
Road Train (2010)
Total Misleader and Sexist Ending
I recorded this on the Horror Channel. The plot sounded good enough but when I watched it, not what I was expected. Basically its supposed to be a truck that kills people on its own but really it's about four people who end up stranded in the middle of nowhere and end up going mental.
What I really hate about this movie is the character Nina, played by the hateful Sophie Lowe. She knocks the character Marcus out with an adjustable spanner then she beats and kills the character Craig near the ending. She has no god damn right to assault anyone of them. Why do girls like her even exist? It's damn right disgraceful and Sophie Lowe needs to be damaged the same way she damaged the boys. Purely and utterly SEXIST
If I made this movie, I would have Craig save the girls from Marcus or Marcus "sacrificing" himself to the Cerberus statue.
The only bit I liked in the film are the references to Cerberus.
No Good Deed (2014)
Tajiri P Henson should be ashamed of herself >:(
I have never seen the movie and I do not want to for the trailer put me off it. What happens in the trailer is that he crashes his car and seeks shelter at a woman's house. He then starts to terrorize her and guess what? She attacks him like the sexist bitch she is. Not only does Tajiri P Henson beat and kill Idris Elba, she punches the guy playing her husband at the end. I found that bit out through wikipedia. Tajiri P Henson is a poor excuse of a woman, for even though she was being invaded, she had no right to do any of the stuff she done to Idris. The people who let her get away with it are just as bad. Stay away from this movie, its pure sexist. 1/10 stars as I can't rate it -10
The Echo (2008)
The sexist ending ruined it all
There isn't much to say about the film except for this. IT HAD A SHITTY ENDING. It was a brilliant film until THAT happened. What do I mean by "THAT". I'll tell you. In the film, an ex-con moves into his dead mum's flat and hears acts of violence in the (vacant) flat next door. Reason I put in vacant in brackets because there was a family who lived in there before they died. They died because no one came to the rescue when the husband killed his wife and daughter and then committed suicide. So at the end, the ex-con watches the act in play and decides to do what nobody had done beforehand...intervene. Good on the ex- con, by rights that should have stopped the whole thing. But it wasn't as the wife takes the husbands baton and BEATS HIM WITH IT!!!! It was complete SEXIST. Normally i can handle dead women killing blokes, but THAT COW WAS HAD NO RIGHT TO DO WHAT SHE DONE! To add insult to injury, once she kills her husband, she and her daughter went to heaven. PURE RUBBISH!!!! People who thought "Well done girl" or "he had it coming" need their heads fixed.
3/10 SHOULD'VE HAD A BETTER ENDING INSTEAD OF THE SEXIST PILE OF CRAP
Fur TV (2008)
What in the hell?
I saw a couple of clips on YouTube and I thought to myself once I read the plot, "Who came up with this show and why was it made?". I'll admit I laugh at Fat Eds segments due to his violent nature, such as shoving Merv the Perv into the microwave for ruining his meals. Merv may be perverted by Lapeno is the worst. Actually no, the women who have sex with Lapeno are the worst for who in their right minds would have sex with a puppet? They're just as bad as the whores from the shitty Black Devil Doll film.
That was meant to get 1 star but thanks to the hilarious Fat Ed, it got a 3.
Only one bit annoyed me
My Auntie Margaret was telling me about this film when we were listening to "It's a kind of Magic" by Queen. I bought the video and watched it with my wife. It was going well until one scene happened that I did not like.
The main lead has been accused of witchcraft and has been publicly beaten by village and banished. And I was waiting for a revenge scene and guess what? THERE WAS NO REVENGE SCENE!!!! If i wrote it I would've had him go back and beat up the villagers who hurt him, even the children. The prostitute needs to be hurt the most
I'm giving it 5/10 as it was good fight scenes between the Higlanders as I felt bad for Christopher Lambert
Haunting of the Innocent (2014)
I wanted to see this film, but now i want to destroy it
My wife brought it over for something for us to watch. Now I want to turn back the clock so can never put that awful film in my DVD player. First there was the constant whispering coming from the two women, Beyla and Brenda. I mean, do these women not know how to talk? I had to cover my ears when there mouths were moving. Second was the idiocy. You see the character, Tom, had a sex scene with the character Beyla and the two were fully nude. Then came the bit where he was about to cheat on his wife and he kept his damn shirt on. Why do blokes do that? It makes it fair if both parties were in the buff. Third is the sexism. Beyla kills a viking warrior in the middle of the movie and now she gets Brenda to get their son to kill him. I was expecting Tom to kill the witch but No, he dies while she wins again. If you hate sexism, idiocy and annoying whispering, DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE. I felt like smashing it as soon as I took it out of the DVD player.
Would have been better without the constant whispering
I'm into fantasy horror films and I was looking for something to watch on the tablet. I thought of a couple of choices before Ogre came into my head. I have just finished watching it and I thought it was not bad. I have gave this film 8 stars as I have only 2 problems with it. Well one problem and one confusing moment. First, the confusing moment. It began off with a small town that has been infected with a plague and obviously they needed a cure. The questions that came to mind, are how the ogre was actually formed? And why choose an ogre as an alternative? The ogre could still work but just change the origin a bit. Now for the problem. The character Hope, portrayed by some girl called Chelan Simmons, whispered throughout the whole film. Every time she spoke, I mocked her and kept telling her to talk properly. Why do women whisper every time they speak? That's what I want to know. The only times she didn't whisper were the bits where she shown her father the plague and when her boyfriend was chosen to be sacrificed. If she had learned to speak properly, it would have been better.