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Dracula 3D (2012)
From the mastermind of Suspira???
Mind you this is my opinion and we all know what they say about opinions... I have to say this was BAD and not in the good/campy/fun way. The colors reminded me of something seen on cheap video tape. The sex scene was incredibly inept. Though the babe was quite bodacious (in her cheap online wig) the guy was either hung like a water buffalo (given the three foot distance between them while doing the nasty) or nobody even bothered to look at the rushes before scrapping the set. Poor Van Hesling looked drunk his entire time on screen, the special effects were cheesy and what was with that Praying Mantis? Really bad CGI! The master director of Suspiria should be ashamed of himself! This wasn't even a good laugh! WTF? Now remember what they say about opinions...
The Future (2011)
Rather quirky and ultimately very satisfying
Give this film some time to process. The story is really quite touching. The script and direction and technical aspects are all quite good. The character "Joe" is amazing, especially if you watch the bonus material and learn that he's just a man playing himself. The character Paw Paw will haunt me for quite a while. Miranda July is a sleeping genius and Hamish Linklater is quite attractive and should be a promising new face. David Warshofsky plays his character so well that I swear I could smell Old Spice aftershave in every scene he played. I think this film played a week or two only at a local small art house but it really does deserve a look.