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Fantastic Four (2015)
Josh Trank-quilizer and the Fantastic Farce!
If it was possible to screw up a comic book legend any worse than this, I don't know how! Change came and went, and left me, a guy who grew up on Fantastic Four comics, trying to suppress the nausea! Why do these nitwit Hollywood screenwriters always try to change what's been successful for half a century? And why do they ALWAYS make Dr. Doom one of the original exploration team members, ultimately giving him super powers?? It certainly wasn't a selling point for the first set of movies! Doom has no superhuman physical abilities!! He's all tech and magic! Johnny and Sue are blood, one of them is not an adopted refugee from Kosovo! African American comic fans deserve an African American hero like Luke Cage, or an African hero like the Black Panther! Characters who are actually of African descent! Stop giving them black versions of white characters! They deserve better!! Do a Hancock sequel for crying out loud! THAT movie was great! I wish that trying to please a demographic was the only thing wrong with this film! Unfortunately, it was only the last six inches of a very large iceberg! Not only was Doom nowhere close to his highly successful comic book counterpart, Neither were the FF! The Thing and Torch are supposed to be funny, not pathetic!! Sue was NOT a scientist! Johnny was NOT a scientist! Ben was a football jock over 6 feet tall, not Reed's 5 foot 7 lab assistant! I don't understand why the film makers had to repeat so many of the mistakes that sank the last two films! Aren't reboots supposed to IMPROVE on the errors of their predecessors, rather than amplifying them!! This was absolutely the worst reboot I have EVER seen! Unless you call Highlander II a reboot! If you do, then it's a toss up!