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ZeWRSalesman
7.567/10 chucklebility penultimate ect.
Assorted Quotes
"i figured as much..so wut is it?"
"is it the dog?"
"why are u all like this??? ive posted on many boards on imdb and ive never had responses like this....we're here to help eachother out"
"wutever thanks for nothing"
"time.....i lack it...i have a demanding important job"
- bonj0vi813
"I expect this has been brought up before but it's bugging me.
In "Through the Looking Glass" (amazing episode by the way) - why couldn't Charlie just open the door of the room he's in and let the water run out? Him and Desmond would've had time to grab the diving gear way before the place flooded, or they could just swim up, since they managed to swim down there. I don't understand why he closed the door!"
- insane-romantic
"Ha, oh boy you're gonna be in for a ride with that username lol..."
- Ben_The_Ripper to Kevinology
"Any old twat off the street can repeat a statement."
- Kevinology
"you should put your dog idiot troll nametag on before you open your mouth to bark."
- neonn2
"you dont make anyone feel welxcoome here you jusat drive them away"
- samthewham
"Go home!!!! go home now!!! go on! get outa here!!!! you wise cracking gazelle!!"
- danielcribb123
"It is not a waste of time re-watching LOST. You probably don't know how good it is compared to me."
- JiMMy-BoY
"You guys should be ashame of your self for taking and having the time to write stupid joke. Also vandalizing IMDb property."
- batmite111
"my dvd player is broken! i don't care if it has cavities!"
- yoursfaithfullybegins
"haha ill be seeing you tonight... hang in there"
"ummmm...about tonight...i dont think i can make it anymore"
- not_de_way's friend
"I watched a documentary on national geographic last night and it brights a light on my mind about the island of the Lost."
- oytunt
"I was thinking about getting into Lost whats it about? I heard its something about how to not need a wheelchair anymore."
- MartinRiggs45
"I don't have time for these andwers. I thought I'd be able to take a quick break from my job as the manger of my highly regarded company and yet I get these sh!t responses. I detest being associated with you low lfie fools."
- cookieguy
"it's impossible to run out of paste on a computer. because the paste isn't actual paste. it's just called that because the action is similar to that of pasting something to a piece of paper."
- the_stomping_rabbit
"naw, it's just a simple process of COPY & PASTE.....LOL!"
- xanthsj
"Now press the "enter" or "return" key on your keyboard.
Viola!"
- z138102
"try wondows vista on a 800 dollar lap top"
- Random person on Omegle
"It also full of nothing but nonesense"
- comicman117
"Romen noodles..haha."
- NamasteBitches
"its clear the guy was a world-class athlete"
"the bits of him windmilling backwards and forwards had me gasping..."
"it starts out with charley looking for all the world like he split his skull open on the stone steps of the hotel."
- jriley555
"I'm not a dick, but I am a-dick-ted to crime. Well fighting it, that is."
- Burnt Face Man
"MORE RACISTM"
- ???
Past signatures
"The time is almost exactly quarter past six-ish." - BBC News
ZeTunaSalesman is like the purple spaceship in Space Invaders. - generic_screenname
Who's TheTunaSalesman again?
My Lost comics: http://zeblackrocksalesman.blogspot.com/
THAT'S RACIST! - http://tinyurl.com/26ljnb
Uh-uh-uh! You didn't say the magic word! - http://youdidntsaythemagicword.ytmnd.com
YOU'RE WINNER! - http://yourewinner.ytmnd.com
Then you don't get any coffee - http://tinyurl.com/64ha9o
The internet is serious business. - http://tinyurl.com/2omtqy
"You can't become one of my brokers anymore. You can't even do anything, that's the beauty of it..."
My Brokers 2007-2016 (in no particular order)
Endymion86 - Number one fan of infamous Swedish footballer Lotta Schelin. WHO?
QoS007 - He did say the magic word.
MrSenor - Interesting. Almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today.
BadRobot22 - The steam opens up his poeres.
speak_slow - Well she did offer.
Sergio_Anaconda - I don't find any of his threads amusing in any way, shape or form.
TheVictimsFamily - For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.
rachlol - i bet my mom i violet
lolkou
secondscout - What happened to the firstscout-- never to be explained???
martino-489
js_got_Lost
cartmanfan
RKOnion
MrLinus
orriscool
BinLadensFormerCameraman - He's the former cameraman for... Bin Laden.
Kitty_Fane - That's dumb.
OddBall - She seems to have a lot of things on her like list.
Flabbergaster
TheyWithTimmyMustBMerlin - Does the carpet match the drapes?
Admen
MrSassyPants
ZePowerConverterSalesman - I don't know, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
toasteh - She did eat the toast.
Cyrus_James
Metallic_Popcorn - Two scoops, sir?
ZeCocaineGirlSalesmen
Braenchild - Apparently that never happened.
DreamingIsTenPercentOff
Chemical_X - She's a fan of riandomness.
AngelFromYourNightmare - She was formerly a fairytale who went bad.
Nikkehnator - PIC!
theedramaqueen - Also PIC!
Deej
StKildan - RIP
Altaiir - He's more nervous than a very small nun on a penguin shoot.
AdamJones63
You_Have_Sex_With_Cake - Formerly a Stewie fanatic.
HBbummer
Captain_Johnnie_Morgan
Serious_Cat_Iz_So_Azn
Guy-Next-Door
funkyant - Cue gay ass trombone.
danielcribb123 - The best Lost board poster on the Lost board. Possibly the universe.
Chairman
Stopyfueh - Stops fuey.
Bish-Fiscuit
generic_screenname - He invented my former signature.
ThEmIsFiTiShErE - Good lostigator.
Oxynidus - He keeps tripping me out man. I keep getting deja vu.
themysteriousgrowl
Kush93
bigcitycomics
Locke_John
Deo13 - INNUENDO!
Madame_Roux
Thin_Paper_Walls - That's textbook, squire.
LilHobo - Doesn't endorse the park.
pugmalion1
Quesazilla - Gave me 1000 of his Quesa points.
Sid_ReAction
IokFromTheCrypt - Phooey's bloke.
IOKs_Missus_Phooey - Iok's bird.
Lisasolicious
bonzo69
IDrinkOrangeJuice - Dreams of Joaquin, apparently.
Krista_Rose
ToLiveAndDieInMA - Lives and dies in MA apparently.
devil_730 - He went on vacation to Florida. Fortunately for him it wasn't closed.
I-Am-Lucifer - Can think of many ways to kill someone with her bare hands.
Horror_Fan13
OhSoDeelishis
jordanh4321
Darling-Von-Skidmark
AyumuOsakaKasuga
Alex-mahone
costas88 - Okay.
LondonLollipop
Wrath_of_Redhead
ProblemWthAuthority
WanderingWanda
dare_you_to_move
DancingInTheNobleMoon - Still hasn't posted that picture of her great aunt with the Krays.
ZeCarInsuranceSalesman - Likes SHEA STADIUM!
OfMiceAndSyrup
TheVanessa - She's too cool for her shoes
Gurning-Chimp
YouCanImaginetheTruth
ItBehKiwi
possesedbyatwat - Understudy. Lol.
TheHillsWearGlasses - The hills can afford more glasses.
Hovels - Her name is Cynthia but if you call her that, she might just hit ya.
The_Jenny
peach_lemonade
eleventy_seven
NortyCorty
kamia1111
ajaj1828 - Solipsist or inconsequentialist? Who wants to know? RIP
December_Girl
MisterBerns - Fellow fan of Dwight & Reginald's Old Pots and Pan's Band.
TheUnwashedMass - A broker who's not immature.
JaniceGraham
Liberal_Joe
BloodAndGore
Don_Mega
dietowin_borntolose
xxooh_Tinglyxx
nic80
Phantasmostrikesback
imerco_and_the_gogos
soad406
MovieObsessive2
Kittencat1
Romanticide
Nemesis08
lamborghini253
herzogsteve
uconnhoops13
Swift_exit
List of people I yell at passers-by:
RITA COOLIDGE! SAM ASTON! GEORGE LAZENBY! SCATMAN CROTHERS! SURI CRUISE! HELEN PALIN! DAVID FIRTH! DAVID HASSELHOFF! JONATHAN LIPNICKI! CHUCK NORRIS! HUBBARD TEH NEGRO! WILLIAM SHATNER! CAROL KLEIN! ALAN FRIDGE! LOTTA SCHELIN! TIMMY HAMMOND! JEFF GOLDBLUM!