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Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
So bad it's...still bad but it's really funny!
Birdemic is a masterpiece....I think.
Everything about this movie is wrong Just...wrong. The plot makes no sense, the acting is extremely wooden and the male lead can't even walk right! The male actor is so bad I'm not sure how he even go a part in any movie. He's just so terrible! He acts like how I would have aced in my kindergarten play. I think they found him in some kind of special Ed class and put him in the movie. The female sucks too. When you think it couldn't get any worse (Or better) than the birds come out! Damn. This is a must watcfh, but only for people who can really enjoy it and find it funny. Or again, just watch with rifftrax.
Julie and Jack (2003)
After seeing the masterpiece of Birdemic, I just had to watch this. It was...horrible. Not as bad as Birdemic, the male lead was at least trying and pretty cute actually and the female lead made it pretty big after this movie (I looked her up on IMDb) This movie Isn't funny. It sucks, Birdemic did too-- don't get me wrong but this movie didn't have the so- bad-it's-good funny side of Birdemic. I mean, I did laugh at some things in this, (Especially at his womanizer friend Mark's dialogue)But i had to turn it off halfway through and force myself to watch the rest. The plot was terrible. Beyond that even. DO NOT watch.
Oh, and I like how the Director of this actually reviewed it. Keepin' it classy James.
The Simpsons (1989)
TERRIBLE, just terrible.
This show was amazing! Use to be so good, funny and witty and had some of the best characters. I don't know how,maybe it was because the movie came out but It went way down hill. I always hope the new episodes will be funny but they're just getting pathetic. I gave up hope on any new episodes being good, they're probably going to end it soon which would be a good thing. I don't know who writes for this show now, but whoever does they're terrible. For soo long this show was a ten, even more than that! And now it has gone form a ten to a three. Oh well..
If you want to watch something funny, I say watch South Park, still funny and haven't gone downhill (Yet).
King of the Hill (1997)
Amazing show! Should have stayed on air.
This show was great! The characters were well developed and the story lines usually were funny and witty. Some episodes I found a bit ridiculous, but overall it was an amazing show. Bobby was probably my favorite character. They ended this show and now we have crap like the Cleveland show. But King of the hill will remain a favorite of mine, and all the better that It's now on Netflix. If you haven't sen it, give it a go. It's fun and family friendly, unlike some cartoon shows like South park and Family guy (Don't get me wrong, I love South park and family guy, though I wouldn't call them family friendly shows) RIP King of the hill.
Don't waste your time.
So I watched this horrible movie and regret it. I don't even know where to start, the acting was poor, the plot was stupid there were dumb vampire fights and it keeps going! Kristen Stewart isn't a bad actress, (Just watch her in Speak) but she did not shine in this, unlike her vampire sparkly boyfriend. I know girls who love this movie and the books, but both were terrible in my opinion. Kristen Stewart flinches and twitches this whole film and I have no idea why. Also the s-s-stuttering. And Edward always looks like he has an awful stomach ache. But they did stay true to the book, Edward is just as controlling and creepy as he was in the books and Bella is just as annoying and whiny even though everything goes her way mostly. Avoid this and Stephanie Meyers piece of crap books. The reason I gave this movie a four is because It's amazing with rifftrax or just making fun of it yourself.
Nothing Is Private (2007)
Unrealistic but well acted
I saw this a really long time ago but the trailer (For some reason?) Popped up in my YouTube box and I decided to write a review. First of all the acting stood out here, it was amazing. But the one person who really stood out was the girl who played Jasira (I don't think I spelled that right, I'm sorry) What a beautiful and talented actress! She played thirteen well, and that's saying something coming from a girl of her age. It got a little ridiculous though, after awhile it seemed like everyone wanted to molest her. And the ending was pretty terrible seeing as they could have done so much more. Over all I would say it was good, a ten in acting a 6 in plot.
Family Guy (1999)
Great show, but not so great anymore.
I gave this show a six star rating because It hasn't been great this past season. Usually for me the show would be an eight or even a nine but this season has been unfunny episodes and awful musical numbers. Seth Macfarlene has great political views (Forgive me If I spelled his last name wrong) but when he makes the show into his own little Broadway, It's kind of annoying. I hope next season is better and It doesn't turn out like The Simpsons did. I haven't been watching much of the episodes lately, but I've seen an episode here and there this season and It's been lacking in what the show use to have. At least It's not as bad as The Cleveland show.