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Dracula 3000 (2004)
OMG! the worst Dracula movie EVER!
the acting is atrocious. especially Dracula. he looks like the Dracula on the cover of those cheap Halloween makeup kits u get at Walgreen's's. awful. i thought Dracula dead and loving was the worst. OG...just thinking of that film makes me wanna vomit. anyway, the script, lighting, props, hell everything was horrible. anybody with a video cam could have done much better. i ordered this crap from my cable service too. damn the jokes were not funny. the only good thing was Erika Eleniak. She is so hot! there was a lot of racial stereotyping and to top it all off, before the brother who did survive got to have sex with Erika, the ship blew up. LMAOOOO
p.s. Coolio should never be allowed to be in a movie in the free world.
I can't believe Ice-T, who is a decent actor, took part in this trash. Silkk the Shocker proved that not only does he NOT have any musical talent, he sucks at acting too. From the direction, to the camera work, to the acting, to the story, to the casting...this is THE WORST FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN! Several moments in the film where they don't have any dialogue, they just maintain random city shots while jazz music plays in the background. One time for at least a minute and it has NOTHING to do with the story. The highlight is when Silk gets stabbed. OMG. I looked out for that scence after reading a review here on imdb. There was nothing I do though because my wife bought this crap from Wal-mart cause it was only 5 bucks. I would not take this dvd if it were free. I would rather watch a workplace safety video. Even Ice comes off cheesy. There is nothing good about this movie. I give this garbage a -10 out of 10. If u have a copy, burn it!!!!!1
Turn It Up (2000)
an hour of mumbling
First of all, Pras CANNOT act. He can barely speak english. He mumbles his entire dialouge and has no presence whatsoever. He was horrible! Ja Rule was better but that's not saying much. These two have no business in front of a camera. The story was AWWWWWWWWFULL. The camera work was terrible. Whoever directed this has NO TALENT. And whoever financed this movie is CRAZY! The only thing i liked was the rear shot of the girlfriend (tamala jones) walking into the kitchen. But even then , she grabs for her top as if she has family members present on the set. The music in the movie was terrible. Pras would have been booed off stage with that performance. And he should have gotten slapped for wearing a freaking white leather "elvis"-like suit on stage in an underground hip-hop club. The only film worse is "Corrupted" with Silk the Shocker and Ice-T. OMG. That has to be no doubt THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE! I give that a -10 out of 10. This one i give a 1 out of 10.
an Original "Classic"
Clifford is a very funny movie if u get the oddball comedy of martin short. I personally found it funny as hell and rate it as a "CLASSIC". I feel it deserves such ranking due to its originality and Short's brilliant mimicking of a ten-year old's hi-jinks. I found it very refreshing, accurate, and hilarious. The very image of Short's portrayal in my head makes me giggle. Short is the modern-day version of Jerry Lewis, although he is his own man. Everyone won't like it. You have to be a bit silly to really appreciate it.
Route 666 (2001)
surprised me! a quality B-movie
I was unsure about this movie cause the box looked a little too cheesy but I'm glad I rented it. This was pretty good for a B-horror movie rental. Lou Diamond Phillips was great in it. The story line is simple, but remember, this is a str82video, not a summer block buster. RENT IT!