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Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
Absolutely dumb but crazy fun!
It's an Ice Age movie so keep your thinking process suspended for 1 and a half hours and you won't regret watching it. With every one of these installments, the characters get ridiculously humanized and the plot stupendously contrived. But even when such silliness comes all together, it certainly gives out some very funny moments for you and your family to enjoy.
I have to say this again, the plot is extremely stupid! The CGI is amazing, the 3D does pay off and it sure will make your kids get high on colors. My favorite part was the scene with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and the Cosmos parody. And I'm sure you'll also enjoy the Scrat jokes a lot.
But honestly, we've had enough, no more sequels....please!
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
Boring & Mundane wayward of clichés
I don't quite get the general air of positivism among the reviewers regarding this title. I don't understand how this movie stands out from the usual debacle of horror sequels. Its very predictable, exploits the usual jump scares and has all the general clichés of a horror flick. From creaking doors, possessed toys, demonic peekaboos, anti gravity shots to creepy 'grudge' kids running around, there was nothing new or interesting about it.
And, knowing the name of a demon gives you control over it? C'mon! That was a retarded plot device and not to mention the demon being dressed as a nun for some unexplained reason.
This genre needs some serious overhauling. What is disappointing is that these producers always stick with the textbook methods of scaring people which are slowly losing their charm. Someone has to start thinking out of the box.