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The acting is bad, the screenplay is really bad but the movie as a whole is much worse
Let's say that if you're not under the age of 12 you shouldn't by any means possible watch this piece of crap.
Recurring scenes quickly become incredibly tedious and by the time you get into first 20 minutes of film you will not give a damn to find out what is going on.
The film looked good somewhat at the beginning but the screenplay snapped at the middle and the movie lost chances for a descent film.
So what I'm trying to say is that the movie doesn't grab your attention,which is what thriller genre is about. It should be labeled as fantasy movie for children.
The IMDb staff guy really failed this time!
The two pluses go for cinematography and editing and YIFY torrent whit a lot of seeders and high quality audio and video.
I moaned mother
I watched this movie in broad daylight, but I can say that my rating has nothing to do with the possible effects that occur on your prospection when watching a horror title late in the night.First notion/it is not a realistic story,even though the movie itself is presented that way to the audience at the start,very soon it boils down to something like a five year old nightmare or seven year old,I don't care.The most prominent characteristic of this title is its numerous copy-paste elements summoned from others titles of similar content,like for example:the archivist lady ala Halloween with a haunted story of ancient times, which always finds a way to connect with the main story that involves our characters.The main male character stuck in a hospital due to unexplained attack by strange powers,abandoned cabin in the woods very relevant,little girl eating bugs and creepy crawlies and such.
But let's turn to Mama,our biggest attraction here,who at first by the way looks decent by the standards of a horror fan to be turned into a fantasy animation very del Toro style,but somehow seems not to belong here. And then there are some touching scenes of sister separation that won't make your heart ache. By the end of the movie you'll wish you've had a power failure or some worse trouble that got you off your chair before this disaster ended. And now to explain why I gave it 4 and not 1 star,so here are some benefits:
1)If you are a child and planning to watch this or haven't seen but a few horror titles go ahead and do it,but stop right there if you are a cynical type or a lion's heart dude
2)If you have been waiting for a decent torrent,so you don't have any regrets later
3)there is no third,basically you have f*cked up 2 hours,bit still watch because I didn't want to write this review for nothing.
*the lion's heart notion just pooped up from nowhere,sorry
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
WTF????? stupid people
this actually ranks as one of the stupidest movies i have ever seen i mean mixing a horror with a sci-fi never works and this movie is no exception, the movie was fine somewhat to the middle and kind of a comedy rather than horror but after first 40, 50 minutes passed, it was getting worse every second passing , i mean first i was thinking of scoring this move with 6 but later it was 4 and when i saw the end i thought just like GIVE ME BACK THOSE 2 HOURSE, so i rated it 3, on the end viewers get to know why are these people doing this (by people i mean those who are killing the main characters with this zombies)and u are probably thinking it is a reality show or some experiment but not it is a ****ng ritual for some ancient goods ! wt
the movie is just too much sci-fi and comedy, it is not a true horror and the whole point of the movie is stupid and have too much of that stupid action with killing, guns, zombies etc.