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my review contains a spoiler, the spoiler is this movie is diarrhea. diarrhea mixed with vomit, cockroaches, aids infected blood, puss, and tears. Michael bay is worse than Hitler for making this Cass pool that is transformers 2. if i took some film and used it to wipe my ass, and then played it on a projector, that film wouldn't be as shitty as transformers: revenge of the fallen. when i started to watch this movie, i thought "the first live action transformers was bad, but maybe this is different. after all, spider man 2, x-men 2, and iron man 2 were better than their firsts, who lets have an open mind. my open kind had liquid feces sprayed on it.
Better than psycho and a MUST SEE!
I watched this movie on DVD right after i saw psycho. to my surprise, rope was the better movie. it's very well made with 10-15 minute cuts, it seems more like a play than a movie. you have to be in the right mood to watch rope because it is a little boring, although the plot is pretty macabre when you really think about it: 2 young men (some fans say their characters are gay partners) murder someone, just for the sake of experimenting if they can get away with the perfect murder. they invite the guy's relatives over for a party, along with other people, and serve the food on the same cabinet where they stored the dead body. gross. it may seem like i spoiled it, but this all happens in the first 20 minutes. the title screen is misleading because it starts off with peaceful music, then shows the 2 guys strangling the other guy with a rope. it it also very impressive that this movie is in color, unlike all the other movies made in the 40's. most of the movie takes place in one room, the same room where the corpse is. the room has a large window in the background, where the icing on the cake is watching the sun slowly set, as this movie all linear. psycho is good, but this is just a bit better.
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
diarrhea infested Cass pool of flipping sheet! vomit is better.
what a piece of sheet! don't waste your time with this douche-bag filled with diarrhea sequel. it's awful. i'd rather spend a week in a dogs ans hole then spend 2 long hours watching this throw up vomit play. it's so stupid! it's just filching sheet moving around and jump scares! it's pure do do Kata with a side of puss. i'd rather drown in sheet. this movie deserves to be roasted on mystery science theater 3000! this movie is SO not scary. care bears is more scary. i'd rather watch baby geniuses 2 then this bloody abomination on man kind. what a ripoff. if you're planning on watching this "movie", bring a filching pillow to fall asleep on. the first 30 minutes nothing filching happens except maybe a frying pan moves off a kitchen table. ooh!!! paranormal activity!!! give me a break. how retarded can you get? i'd rather have liquid lava diarrhea with a wine cork up my ares then sit through this hurl. it's more entertaining to watch a montage of bloody lampoons someone found in the trash. in other words, it's not worth seeing.