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Fred: The Movie (2010)
Its a good movie, not GREAT unless you compare it to the show its based off of.
The movie is good, but the show was horrible! In the show, All the characters were unlikeable except Fred, and even he was only half likable. But in the movie, every single character is likable! Even Kevin! In the show, Judy was a very mean girl. Fred had a crush on her, but she did not like Fred even a little. In the movie, Judy is a very sweet and nice, lovable girl. Who doesn't hate Fred, or even dislike him, she just thinks he can be awkward at times, basically. Bertha (besides Fred) is probably the closest to her original character, except for the fact that, well, SHES LIKABLE. But she is mean, and in the show, she was JUST LIKE Judy. They were like clones, they had such similar personalities! In the movie, she was like her character on the show, but in the end of the movie, she actually becomes friends with Fred. Which just makes her a bit more likable! Thats all I have to say about the characters, now I'm gonna talk about the humor. The movie is 10,000 times more funnier than the show. In the show, most of the humor was just based on Fred screaming and being obnoxious. 1 was about him randomly screaming at Styrofoam heads. In the movie, it was more about jokes, and how Fred overreacts to small things, and just funny humor in general! If you've seen the movie but not the show, lucky you. If you've seen the show but not the movie, definitely see the movie! If you've seen neither, maybe see the show, but see the movie right afterwards.
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)
Its VERY cheesy, but thats the fun of it.
I'm not the kind of person who nitpicks, so maybe its just me, but this is one of my favorite monster movies simply because its bad. Everyone hates asylum, but I love them, because sure they horribly rip off movies, but you have to admit, they are interesting. I found out about this movie, because I saw it in the redbox at Wal-Mart a few months ago, and it changed me. Its the movie that introduced me to the asylum, and it was so freaking awesome. I also loved seeing Jaleel White in this. Its cool to see Urkel fighting monsters and stuff like that. So cool, that I'm gonna make a story to that. After Steve and Laura got married, 10 years later Laura left Steve, Steve's voice got deeper, and so he auditioned to this crappy movie (Although I love it, I still think its crappy. Its just the charm)so that he can forget about Laura. This movie is a lot like commando actually, its stupid, but awesome. Check it out!
I HATE the person who actually spent money to make this abomination.
I have always hated Justin Bieber. He is a stupid 16 year old who sounds like hes 9. All of his music blows, and this movie is JUST like his music. Nothing but an untalented kid squealing for a stretched amount of time. If I was in charge of the money spent on this movie, I would have put it to good use, I would have fed every starving person in Africa. I would have bought Justin Bieber, then feed him to the sharks. (Ok, maybe not that) But still. It is THAT BAD. No one wants to know about this stupid pathetic teen accept maybe 10 year old fan-girls who surprisingly seem more mature than him. I hate this movie, stay as FAAR away from it as possible. If you see this movie in wal-mart (Which most likely you will find 10 copies because no one wants this crap) buy every single copy, light it on fire, then bury it. In fact, once I was at wal-mart, I took a bunch of movies out of the clearance bin, put this movie at the bottom, then buried it under all the bad movies like the Super Mario Bros movie, and Double Dragon, North, Blank check, even THE ROOM. all the crap I would rather be watching than this. I hate this movie THAT MUCH. If you find this movie, ignore it. Don't even touch it.
Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)
Probably one of my favorite movies of all time.
I clicked "Hated it" on the reviews section, and it is way overlooked. People say its not a kids film because of some minor stuff, some people hate it because its a "Ripoff of Jumanji" (Even though its a sequel, smart one...) I personally love this movie, mainly because there is no other movie like it! (Except Jumanji, I already established that) but I think Zathura is a little bit better than Jumanji. Normally I wouldn't say that about a sequel, but Zathura is just more interesting. For one thing, in Jumanji they are still home, there is just a bunch of crazy things happening, but in Zathura, THEY ARE TRAPPED IN SPACE WITH A BUNCH OF ALIENS DESTROYING THEIR HOUSE. Making it more intense. But I always wondered what would happen if they were playing the game outside (Not in their house) because you see, we assume they just get shot up into space, but how would that work outside? would the ground that surrounds them just descend from the ground and take them into space? Anyways, They also meet an astronaut which *Spoiler* In the end, it turns out to be Walter (One of the main characters) but older! Which was a great twist. Reminds me of the time Darth Vader admitted that he was Luke's father. This movie is an A+ movie that I Recommend A lot. Check it out.
Superhero Movie (2008)
Probably one of the best parody's out there!
Its probably my #1 favorite parody movie, but its strange because if I'm not mistaking, these are same creators of Epic movie, and Disaster movie! The 2 worst comedy movies ever made! I mean, true, they did make Scary movie, that was pretty good, but they also made the sequels, which kind of sucked. (Except for #2, that was OK too) But strangely enough, Superhero Movie worked so much! I was actually hoping that they would make sequels, and I still kind of do! They have a lot of material to work with, Now with Thor, Captain America, etc, they could make a sequel and still make it a great movie! All the jokes and slapstick are hilarious and it has Drake Bell which is pretty interesting because he was a kids show actor on Nickelodeon at the time, in fact, he promoted this movie on Nickelodeon at one time. So it was pretty cool to see him in the role. I recommend this movie by a longshot, it is a must see for comedy movie fans and comic book movie fans. So check it out!
Nigahiga is awesome! But this movie is Not So Excellent...
Just to make it clear, I LOVE Nigahiga. They are probably the funniest comedy duo ever. They are like Abott & Custello mixed with Bill & Ted. Also, They were one of the first YouTube channels I ever saw! Quite an introduction, I must say. When I found out that they were gonna be in a movie, It blew my mind. I tried all day to submit it to be shown in my local theater. Which failed, so I got it on DVD, and got an autographed card since I was one of the first few thousand to buy it! So as you can tell, I was hyped. When I watched the movie, what do I get? A bunch of bad jokes, bad dialog, an unoriginal idea, bad camera-work, and little-no plot. Allow me to summarize the movie. Ryan and Sean get seen by a movie-producer guy played by Micheal Buckley. Right from the start it rips off Waynes World. So they get Ryan and Sean on the phone (SOMEHOW, how exactly did they get their number?) Then Sean is waiting outside for Ryan, and Ryan comes in on a motorcycle and continues to shout "SEAN!" in Seans face, which is supposed to be funny but it isn't... Then Sean hitchhikes by showing his leg while porno music plays. Yeah. I don't know. Then some serial killer gives them a ride, and they steal his car. They fly in on a plane, literally ON a plane. Which I admit is kinda funny. Then they meet a midget, so of course they have to make every single "Short person" Pun possible... You wanna know whats short? The funny meter. You wanna know what else is short? This movies likability. You wanna know what ELSE is short? How much I care... So anyway, it cuts to them doing some perverted dance to music in the car, which goes on for like 3 minutes. yeah 3 FREAKING MINUTES! Then they meet Micheal Buckley, who tells them their schedule and how much they are getting payed and all that, then the rest of the movie is just a bunch of goofy moments. ALL of them are pointless, and judging by the ending, the whole entire movie is pointless! Because at the end, they just decide they don't want to do it, they go home, the end. So overall, the movie sucks, but I can accept that its based of a youtube channel that just happened to be popular. I definitely recommend Nigahiga, but seriously, stay away from this movie. It is god awful.
I love it, and hate it at the same time.
I know a lot of people are gonna hate me for saying this, but I honestly don't like this movie that much. I know Frankenstein is the most famous monster of all time, but as the most famous monster, I think Frankenstein should follow the original source that inspired it to become famous! The book! Like most people, I don't like it when movies based on books are nothing like the book, but this is FAR from that. This doesn't even have the same characters! (I mean it does, but the characters don't have the right names, they are switched around). And in this movie, the characters aren't likable! Dr. Frankenstein is just a nut-ball mad scientist who robs graves. In the book, he was an interesting man who had a likable personality. I do dislike this movie for being nothing at all, AT ALL like the book, But its still a great movie! It has approved some of the things from the book (While the book is still far superior) like for example, in the book, Dr. Frankenstein's goal was to create life. Which he succeeds at doing completely! But he doesn't care that it was a mission success, he regrets doing it JUST BECAUSE its ugly. Thats it! While in the movie, he doesn't really care if its ugly or not, hes just happy that its alive. So yeah, even though I hate that its nothing like the book, its still a great movie. And i'm glad I saw it. (I just wish I saw it before I read the book).
King Kung Fu (1976)
I LOVE this movie.
I am a big fan of slapstick comedy's. And after seeing Cinemassacres review on spike.com, I couldn't resist. The only thing I don't like is the filler. Just cut to the dang gorilla already! And at the end when they are on the building, I love the crappy stop motion effects. And the one liners are great! This is probably one of the best movie ever made. There is no other movie like this, sadly enough. It kinda reminds me of that movie that was playing on the TV in the movie "Troll 2". I think that that movie was called "Grunt", but anyway, King kung fu is A+ entertainment, that I could watch for hours. I recommend it all the way.
Brilliant horror film with a twist!
OK were do I begin? Well, let me put it this way. I have seen many great horror movies from this decade, like Nightmare on elm street remake, and King Kong 2005, but none of them can seem to top Saw. Let me tell you about the plot. (Note: I am going to leave out a lot of info because I don't want to spoil it) Anyways, 2 Guys are chained to a bathroom somewhere, and they have to figure out why they are there, and who put them there. Luckily, one of them has information about who it might be. Throughout the whole entire movie, they are looking for clues that will help them find out what is going on. Eventually they find out that Zepp (I will explain him in a sec) has the doctors wife and kid held hostage! If you want to hear what happens next, well then you have to see the movie for yourself. This movie starts out disturbing, making you wonder what's going on, and then it hits you with a twist ending! Zepp, is another victim of Jigsaw. There is a lot more too it then that, But as I said before, I don't want to spoil too much of it. Let me tell you about Amanda, she was supposedly the first victim, and one of the most memorable traps in the entire saw trilogy! The reverse bear trap. Let me explain that specific trap, she has it on her head, and it rips her jaw open, pulling it apart. Just like a reverse bear trap! If you have ever seen the movie King Kong, there is a scene were Kong is fighting a Dinosaur, and he rips the Jaws open. It is very similar to that. Anyway, the key to unlock it is in her dead "Cell mate" and she has to cut the stomach open to retrieve it. Which she does of course. It is a great, very memorable scene in the saw series. Im gonna have to wrap this up. in the end, this movie is good with the story line, characters, etc. I do recommend the sequels, but non of them are going to top the 1st one.