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I am not a film critic or journalist i am just a regular person who loves films,music,spots etc anything that i find entertaining i am against critical reception i believe it ruins cinema one does not need a oscar material film to get entertained a low budget or a very unpopular film can also entertain you if you have the skills to recognize talent.
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My Music = Anything from Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan anyday other then that i like few albums for example these Parastish 2003 by Ahmed Jehanzneb & any smooth jazz or chillout album from Paul Hardcastle,its very random i like music from all over the world but it must have repeat value like music from 90s,early 2000s & recently romanian or any other european music.
and all other imdb users are welcome to share their lists & favorites with me i look out for new faces.
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Garbage Man:Heap Coming
you read my summer title right because this is exactly what this film is simply pure 100 percent a grade garbage from Hollywood.
from start to end this film is a mess it involves iron man.vulture & other crap it tried hard to be serious like batman dark knight 2008 film but failed,speaking of batman just what the hell was Michael Keaton doing here was he so desperate to act in this junk for money,Keaton will always be remembered as original batman from 80s & 90s,the vulture character is weak & dull is just a cheap copy of green goblin,vulture is not even good for video games whoever approved this idea for this film should be in prison.
the story of this film sucks peter Parker is a school boy & gets a suit from iron man(Robert Downy Jr) but gets in trouble many times when he tries to save people from bad guys.
the action is all cgi,the ship scene is hilarious & spider-man fails iron man saves the day,the final plane scene is a parody of James Bond films.
this new actor Tom Holland can act but the script & direction puts him down,missing romance element & bad-ass spider-man hand & fist fights.
i hated Andrew Garfield's 2012 spider-man reboot films but this is even worst then that,Kirsten Dunst was right when she was asked about this film a few months back, she is the real Mary Jane back they made the best one in 2002,Toby McGuire is the only real spider-man, & Sam Raimi is the only best director for spider-man films he set the bar so high that no one will ever surpass him.
this film will sure make money or theatrical run & disc release but it has no repeat value,go pick up the Sam Raimi Trilogy its better & entertaining then this any-day.
spider-man homecoming is one of 3rd worst films in 2017 after Baywatch 2017 & ghost in the shell 2017 i tell you a pure waste of time & money my rating is 1/10.skipp it
Most Embarrassing Film Ever Made In India
you read my summary title right,its the truth Bollywood is finished these guys are just making remakes or sequels to trash films big budged or low budget it doesn't matter all that matters is money & the dumb audience will buy it this stupid so called English/Hollywood wannabe comedy film falls into this category.
whats the story here?one Indian guy goes to Paris & meets a french born Indian descent girl they both have sex with each other multiple times & make promised never to love each other they hate each other at times, but soon they realize they do love each other & cant live without one another.
the duo does sham less things throughout the Paris breaking things,messing with police & going berserk almost everywhere on the road ,hotels you name it.
this film has one of the most vulgar dialogues & junk talk in Indian cinema plus on top of that the cringe worthy acting is pure torture on your eyes to see.
the songs are not even worth listening to again .this film is not comedy is abuse to the eyes.even the person with worst taste in films would avoid this garbage,the whole film is about having random sex & kissing everywhere there is no human or cultural values shown here.
at one point Ranveer Singh goes absolute nude on purpose,Vaani Kapoor's fake french accent & her being overly funny & seductive never helps ,the characters are fictional & dumb & behave like jerks.
this Yash Chopra studios make filthy movies better pick up a Tinto Brass film any-day then this.
this film does not represent India or Desi Asian culture at all its a insult to Desi people ,this is beyond embarrassing.
this carefree film is far from reality so don't waste your time & money or Befikre 2016 skip it my rating is 1/10.
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Hilarious Performance By Tom Cruise & Willem Dafoe
this films story is serious its a political drama film directed by Oliver Stone i don't like his films but have to say this one is the best.
this film is about adventures of a Vietnam war veteran who looses his legs during a mission in war.
i wont go into much detail of the story or other things but as a hardcore tom cruise fan i picked this up without any expectations & i was blown away its got action,drama & comedy all in one the best thing was the dialogues & funny situations like when tom cruise & willem dafoe at one point starts arguing & spitting & each other while sitting on wheelchairs on a deserted road is the most laugh out loud scene ever.
tom cruise is the main highlight here he talks about how war affects people both in serious & comedy scenes.
Born On The Fourth Of July 1989 is a must watch film for everyone for people who say tom cruise cant act i say just forget his mission impossible action films for once & see him in either cocktail,eyes wide shut & even collateral 2004 where he plays a assassin Or this one he can rally go into the character deep & bring out something amazing.
my rating for this film is 10/10 Recommended
Assassin's Creed (2016)
What The Hell Was Marion Cotillard Doing In This Garbage
I hate video game films all of them none of them are true to the source material including this one i saw this & its junk fox studio is crazy first they ruined the hit-man franchise insulting it twice by making worst films ever in 2007 & 2015 & in 2008 Max Payne the case is same with this one.
i am not a fan of assassins creed & never played these games i have played hit-man though & many more having seen some game films adapted to the big screen i knew this was going to be trash & just like every video game film ruined by Hollywood for example take Need For Speed 2014 it was ghastly.
so i saw this film a week back & i was disappointed with it i am not going to discuss action,story,dialogues & direction because its sucked & not worth mentioning it the only good character here was Maria played by Ariane Labed she did some nice action the character had potential but got killed by the bad guy.
what bugged me was the cast here just what was Michael Fassbender thinking before producing & starring in this nonsense film this film flopped & he lost ton of money OK who else got wasted here was none other then Jeremy Irons & Charlotte Rampling when i saw these guys i was like is this a joke right but most of all the biggest shameless casting was of Marion Cotillard just what was she doing here is beyond me is she trying to kill here own career sad to see such a great actress wasting here talents in this garbage for quick cash,i really like her & her older films even new ones like Allied 2016 but this was so bad.
this film is worse then a below average B straight to disc Steven Seagal film,this one is simply tries too hard to be bad-ass like jumping from rooftops & cliffs in prehistoric middle east.
some books & games & stories should not be touched & adapted for screen they just don't click & this assassins creed exactly falls in the same category.
video game films never click the main reason is they are for cash grabbing not for sake of art,those game companies are stupid who sell the rights to Hollywood they should give right to some independent film makers.
i am not saying all of video game films are bad some of them are nice too like Mortal Kombat 1995,warcraft & some of those in resident evil franchise.
i was planning on playing those games but thanks to this horrible idiotic flick those games are ruined for me.
Assassin's Creed 2016 is another video game murdered by Hollywood just like they do always & will do in future as well my rating is 2/10.Skipp It
i hated this wannabe comedy film it tried way too hard
this film is junk i love comedy films with dead pan humor & tongue & cheek,satire etc but this film tried way hard to throw comedy in viewers face it just never worked,the cast was horrible & had no chemistry i remember Zooye Deschanel & Famke Jansen these 2 women are only best part about this trashy flick that's it & those stupid perverted kids were so annoying.
who wrote the dialogues specially the basement scene it was so lame & cringe full,the whole film drags on boring & desperate sad moments trying hard to gain audiences sympathy & keep on failing,the director inserts some slapstick moments but it never makes you laugh.
death at a funeral 2007 & its American remake in 2010 are better then this any-day .same concept the father dies & family fights at the funeral but its done better in death at a funeral.
this film is called Eulogy well the makers should give one to the audience for releasing this garbage because i expect one i actually bought the disc & wasted my time & money on this ,beware people do not fall for the cool poster & all those paid positive reviews this film sucks,i saw this few years back & boy it was horrible as a Asian i enjoy western comedies a lot but this one was not my cup of tea.sorry my rating is 3/10.skipp early 2000s had great films in comedy but for 2004 this was the worst.
Till Human Voices Wake Us (2002)
the only good thing about this film is Helena Bonham Carter's Hairstyle
till the human voices wake us 2002 is a bad boring film no matter what version you see cut or uncut i don't even know what version i sit through but this film was nonsense.
the story is terrible i like romance,dialog oriented & tragedy films but this was a let down it was just a wannabe tearjerker to put it simply or just for sake of asking sympathy for shallow characters.
i am a fan of both of these actors Guy Pearce & Helena Bonham carter just what in the blue hell these two were doing here is beyond me there is no chemistry between them at all.
the films editing is terrible,pace is slow i don't want the backstory just show me the characters & take the story forward unfortunately main lead actors make a late entry in the film & i lost interest maybe i expected a different film like some slow burning suspense thriller of two lovers with extreme romance & lots of hot sex,none of it is here this film is about 2 people who like each other as kids they go their own ways when they grow up they meet again and their romance begins again & ends on a dull note with a sad ending or rather stupid one.
this could have been turned into a great erotic horror flick if the script was changed as the title name sounds great.
if i have to say one good thing about this crap it just gotta be Helena Bonham Carter's Hair style oh yes she looks crazy in the role but dressing & long hair is spot on,Helena did try her best here but the script sucks there was nothing for her talents here she did better films in 80s & 90s.
this film sucks i failed to enjoy it not even a single memorable dialog comes from this over depressing junk film my rating is 3/10.Skipp It and please don't be tricked by the cool stylish poster.
Private Moments (2005)
What The Hell Was Luke Goss Doing In This Garbage
this whole film is garbage and very cheap looking it was shot in London or whatever at many moments it looked like a home made video shot by some kids even by 2005 standards this looked like late 80s crap.
there is no proper narrative just a bunch of women & their full of lust stories & a radio station.
even the nude & kiss scenes are shot badly this film has nothing to see except actress Aruna Sheilds.
i expected nothing even below average from director Jag Mundhra second thing is what the hell was Luke Goss doing in this stupid film it took me a minute to recognize him with long hair,he was embarrassing himself i love Luke Goss is a great action hero like Jason Statham & Vin Diesel & a good actor but this film is a huge spat on his career.
private moments 2005 is junk please do not see this and waste time or money my rating is 1/10:Skipp It
terrible film with bonus of messed up Ashley Judd's Hairstyle
seriously paramount studios have lost it i know this film is old but i am quite mad with it so i decided to give it a review i watch a lot of films but i don't review each one this one made me mad i love Ashley Judd she is amazing but this film is nonsense and who gave her that hairstyle it was awful,she looks better in long hair.
the makers couldn't get Angelina Joile for the part so they got Ashley for it,she looked out of shape and was not feeling interested in this project at all.
the cast includes Samuel l Jackson & Andy Garcia now here comes the stupid plot of this film with some useless twist in the end.
story is about a female cop who gets in trouble as people around he getting killed,everyone believes she did it because she is a drug addict but it is revealed that someone else is doing these murders and she is getting framed.
climax of this film is a complete turn off it would have been amazing if Jessica was doing murders but no they just had to make Samuel Jackson a bad guy here and what did Andy Garcia do absolutely nothing besides shouting.
twisted 2004 is a long,boring film all great actors get wasted here the script sucks it was more like for a late nights made for TV B movie somehow ended up mainstream.
fans of Ashley Judd please avoid this garbage and save yourself from the torture my rating is 2/10:Skipp It
American History X (1998)
Edward Norton At His Finest
this film is really a eye opener for every human living on this planet earth,ever since this world is created people are hating & killing each other for various reasons this film American history x 1998 is a clear example of how bad this world has become.
i will not label this film as a cure & solution for the problems like racism,extremism but point is this is a deep film it is way much more then about skin color as this film is quite shocking.
i saw this film for the first time once last year in 2015 and still its impact is so strong on me i have to say if you go into a debate on this film it will never end as its got so many topics & hidden messages inside it.
this is a story of a white skin colored bad guy Derek Vinyard who hates black people & is at constantly war with them but most of all himself too hes got no moral values & no conscience one day he goes too far and kills some guys & goes to prison but there his life changes completely when he comes out of the prison he becomes really nice person but what worries him is the path his little brother his following.
i will not tell much here you have to see the film to understand what it is about it is a very simple film mostly runs on dialogues but whats the lesson in this film for everyone i mean Derek looses everything his family his friends and gains nothing why hate yourself & others you still loose even if you win.
Edward Norton is at his best here he nails the role such a fine actor this film belongs to him he was insane here what a performance,the rest actors did good job as well.
American history x raises a very serious issue not just politics & racism but human behavior why humans are becoming intolerant day by day is it because of ignorance & lack of education or is it about humans are worse then animals,harsh words but true fact.
Overall American History:X 1998 has everything my rating is 10/10 Highly Recommended.
Dead On (1994)
Shari Shattuck Is A Sexy Woman But This Film Is Garbage
i love erotic thrillers & i also like soft core films i have seen plenty i even have a few in my disc collection but when i saw this one i got mad this is a pointless garbage of a film.
the whole film is like a long running TV show episode that never ends all dialog & no sex there is only one scene worth checking out in the start when Shari Shattuck gets kissed by a guy near a mirror that's it the rest of the film sucks,Shari looks hot here she reminds me a lot of Sharon Stone.
anyone who expecting some nude scenes will be disappointed this 1994 release Dead On has nothing to see it was a low budget flop film nothing of a masterpiece i have seen better C grade films then this even sexy Shari Shattuck couldn't save it it is so bad,whats more embarrassing is this was released by MGM studio just what the hell were these people thinking why did they even bother to release this nonsense.
this is now a rare film the VHS or DVD is not available but the film can be seen on YouTube.
Dead On 1994 is a waste of time and money don't see it even for free my rating is 2/10.