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Bare Witness (2002)
An Ultimate Waste Of Time Nothing More
I could have taken a shower or do some other work left but i watched this movie on disc then soon after that i thrown it in the garbage drum do you want to know why i did that here are some reasons below.
I love soft-core films i have seen plenty i know many actresses that i can name who do this better always for example Gabriella Hall a legend in this business but i guess i expected too much from this project like action & hot sex yes there are some scenes here but too short the director didn't even shot it properly the editing is done by some kids i guess leaving good scenes out of the final cut,i am just assuming but when you watch the film you will feel it that something is missing i will be honest here i pick up any Shannon Tweed film i enjoy it every time they are way better then this,the whole mafia type storyline here is laughable.
The Plot:a hit-man makes a mistake by allowing himself to be video taped by some actress Julie while having sex with her then gets killed,the police investigates with help from Carly Marsh but the bad guys are after her too how the detective Killian protects her & solves the crime the answer is in this film.
The Cast:the men in this film are worst at acting most of them are middle aged,& as for the ladies Lauren Reina,Catalina Martone & Angie Everhart impress but the script & characters are limited there are not much scenes of these beautiful women for the viewer to enjoy they just fade out soon once again i have to say i felt the scenes looked edited.
This film tried hard to do something like Steven Seagal do but it fails,if you are tricked by the poster,cast or hot scenes then please don't bother looking into this movie you will be disappointed,this is just an absolute waste of time nothing more.
Overall Bare Witness 2002 is not even recommended for die hard Angie Everhart fans it is boring,filled with pointless dialogs one top of that the runtime/length drags for no reason my rating for this is 2/10.Skipp It
Miss March (2009)
Raquel Alessi Gets Wasted In The Worst Sex Comedy Film Ever Made
I liked some American pie series and so far many comedy movies aped that including some sexy scenes and loads of comedy but failed the reason why American pie worked because it was in late 90s and world was not into that kind of films however the soft-core films were around from 70s & some of the greatest are from the 90s i can say it because i am a fan of the genre but this movie miss march got me tricked i saw the unrated version of the film on DVD but it was way awful,longer & have zero chemistry between the characters plus the comedy scenes try too hard to make someone laugh it just doesn't work.
The two main lead guys are stupid specially tucker these guys are trying hard to be playboys but fail hard,the only guy i liked was Dot Mpeg who sings some of the funniest songs ever i laughed hard at the music video where he is dancing with women and lyrics of the song are extremely vulgar but hilarious at same time.
The Plot:Eugene & Tucker goes to a cross country trip to find a playboy mansion where Eugene;s former love Cindi Whitehall a.k.a miss march is making an appearance.
This is the basic story which drags for no reason Eugene was 4 years in come after the prom night accident when he was about to be intimate with Cindy now he is not sure what will happen Cindi is now a big model he also thinks that she maybe a prostitute now,i have seen plenty of worst films but this take the Oscar award,and who can forget those lesbian chicks in the car sex scene,the script was missing the spark & the flavor of the true comic timing.
The Cast:everyone is lame here doing overacting specially Trevor Moore trying to ape Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura,but this lady Raquel Alessi is wasted here she got the looks & can also act wonder why she signed this movie up.
Overall Miss March 2009 should be missed but if you like to see Raquel Alessi do watch this at your own risk my rating is 3/10.Skipp It
Daydream Nation (2010)
Watch This Only If You Are A Kat Dennings Fan Otherwise Stay Away From This Doomed Nation
I just love that villain from DC comics doomsday he is awesome just like the hulk who is my most favorite hero ever in marvel comics when i saw this film that name keep popping up in my head that why this film is called daydream nation it should be called doomed nation because of the things female lead character was doing i wished this movie would finish so i could do other work but no i kept watching this only for Kat Dennings she is one actress that i really like other then that this film is below average & a mediocre attempt nothing more.
The Plot:Caroline Wexler just moved from big city to a small town she is a lovely girl who goes to high school but finds her teacher attractive & handsome then starts a sexual affair with him also Thurston is a guy who likes Caroline this starts a conflict which will be very hard for Caroline to deal with.
The character of Caroline Wexler has no moral values or self respect & code the teacher had no fault in this he fell for her,all she do is complain about everything instead of helping out others & having sex with random people,behaves like a slut most of the time,one thing i hated was why Caroline was even with Thurston he was a complete looser who cant trust a girl second Barry Anderson was the only guy who deserves Caroline & she dumps him.
The Cast:all of the actors were nice to see but Josh Lucas & Kat Dennings do their best despite the bad script,pointless dialogs.
May i ask why this was not a soft core movie the makers were so desperate to strip Kat Dennings naked but she is just one beautiful lady the audience wont like it hence they gave her a bad role which i say she nailed it perfectly.
Overall if you love Kat Dennings like me then Daydream Nation 2010 is for you my rating is 4/10.
The Stepmother 8 (2013)
Kendra Lust Is Now My Most Favorite Actress Ever
It's about time something great came up in Hardcore genre i am a Softcore fan & i love actresses like Gabriella Hall,Shannan Liegh,Shannon Tweed & many more but this film made me a Kendra Lust fan forever this film has quite possibly the best sex scene specially in the climax.
The Plot:there is not much plot in this but ill tell it anyway, this story is about a guy who loves a girl & his mother comes to the home unaware that this lady is about to marry his father feels attracted towards her she is old but still looks awesome this feeling causes tension he cant control himself he slowly falls in love with this woman who is just about to become his stepmother.
The Cast:all the actors are nice but Logan Pierce is one man who can actually romance the way he was kissing Kendra Lust for about 5 minutes i got hooked on him & though why is this good looking man not in big films,but the biggest surprise package of this film is Kendra Lust oh my god is this woman real or not she is healthy,sexy,little older but got great lips & body what can i say about her plus point is she can also act good too.
I have seen a lot of films like these but only soft core this is the only hardcore film i have really enjoyed the only reason is Kendra Lust every time she is on camera she steals the show,the last scene i have to talk about is way fantastic when Logan Pierce comes into the room Kendra is in her wedding white dress he slowly kisses her & then it leads to hot sex,it is sensual,erotic & full on romance.
There is huge amount of kissing in this movie some may not like it but i loved it,this is the 8th film in the series i guess i have only seen this one i have no desire to see more of it & director James Avalon did his best here the way she shoot scenes is amazing he leaves Joe D Amato or Tinto Brass behind a very underrated director i say,the chemistry between actors is so deeply strong it looked superb.
Overall The Stepmother 8 2013 is the best film ever made recently & Kendra Lust Rocks id love to meet her and will be looking forward to more of her films.my rating is 10/10.Highly Recommended.
A Thorough Evaluation On Human Mind,Perception & Drugs Gone Wrong
If you read my summary above you will understand what i mean this adaptation of Hunter S Thompson Novel of the same name was about how humans look at things main thing is perception switch this film talks about drug effects on mind the mode people go through even if they are not on drugs how we view the world so who is the real enemy is it the drugs or the person itself,now this project is gone wrong as far as i see it it don't matter if it was a financial or a cult success among people over the years since 1998 the novel which this is based on is good not doubt about that but somethings should never be adapted to screen no matter how much the script is better,amazing star cast or great direction at disposal because the feel of the book is very different from the film the same can be said about these so called video game adaptations a lot of franchises are ruined by Hollywood this is a clear example & for once in life i agree with what critics said about this being the worst film ever made normally i hate critical reception.
The Plot:Raoul Duke is a journalist who travels along with his lawyer to Las Vegas to find peace hoping their American dream will come true but they are also loaded with a lot of drugs,alcohol soon things began to shake when they have too much of the drugs the difference between fiction & reality starts to fade away how will these two idiots escape this acid dream the answer is in this film.
This was also something real happened to Hunter.S.Thopmson when he took a road trip,why he allowed this to be made is over my head it just doesn't work,its a crazy film for crazy people.
As for the motorcycle race thing it was awful to look at Johnny Depp saves this film with his hilarious performance delivering some of the funniest dialogs,there is no plot of the film its just 2 guys are drunk going here and there doing crazy stuff,the debate that these guys were looking for American dream is just not believable because only an idiot would smoke tons of smack & go in search of what he is looking for.
The Cast:Johnny Depp & Benicio Del Toro gives great performances,other then that some great actors of our times makes special appearances specially Tobey Maguire i laughed so hard at his style long hair & bald from the front,Cameron Diaz & Christina Ricci,Tane Mclure etc.
If you love some funny stuff or you are on medicine recommended by doctor then do see this film while eating those tablets this is for you otherwise stay away,my rating for Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas 1998 is 3/10.
Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)
Criminally Underrated:An Interesting Take On Love,Life & Death
This is it guys i have seen plenty of zombie and horror films all of them fail in-front of this,its not a serious film at all not so famous either but one can agree to why this has large cult following the answer is in this film.
The Plot:Francesco Dellamorte is a cemetery man in Italy who kills the dead people again after they become zombies,during this he learns more about life and finds out that there is not much difference between love and death both have some similarities among them,at many places he is confused when he accidentally kills a living person & also his romance with few random women,he becomes some sort of Hit-man crossing the line killing many innocent people in search of peace,will Francesco find what he is looking for or is he like the living dead too.
What i really loved about this film are the characters specially She played by Anna Falchi the lead character meets her and have sex with her in the grave yard it's a little bit controversial scene,the film contains some amount of nudity,violence and some disturbing stuff that may offend some people but it should be look at as an interesting take on love,life and death,this guy who kills zombies fails to realizes that if he kills innocents their may be consequences to that but he doesn't care about it,its just like when bad people commit crime some do it for money some do it for fun & others are just psychos,this film exactly showcases all of these stories including Faith,religion etc.
The Cast:all of the artists do their best here i cant name all of them but Rupert Everett nails the role so as Anna Falchi she is one of the most beautiful on screen actress ever in the world.
The 90s decade had some great stories that today we crave for this was not a Hollywood film i am glad its not,this Italian,Germany & France co production proves that when you have a better script at hand & some great direction you came up with a master piece like this.
There is a uncut DVD out there however this regular version is just fine for everyone,it just need to be seen with an open mind its got all the ingredients added here fun,action,horror its a pure entertainment package what more you need,i loved it and i am sure you will too,its quite an eye opener of a movie.
Overall Dellamorte Dellamore a.k.a Cemetery Man 1994 is a underrated film it must not be missing at any cost my rating is 10/10.A Must See.
In a Dark Place (2006)
Intentionally Serious For No Reason: Just To Kill Off The Big Suspense Buildup
I would have to say it here that if anything is not true itself falls looking at this film was a difficult experience i can see why so many people hated it the this does not fit into the horror or suspense genre either,its surprising that something made for critics is seen first by people i have seen this film today i got the DVD lying in my collection it was packed now i wish it was remained sealed i don't know if it direct to DVD or not but if it was theatrical release my prayers are with all the audience members i can imagine how hard it was for them to sit through this pain,it is one of the worst adaptations of the most important novella the turn of the screw by Henry James.
There is a film Nicole Kidman did in 2001 i guess its way better then this,this film killed everything i mean it was going good suspense wise until it take the viewer for granted and the main character collides with itself i am talking about the character Anna it is intentionally serious for no reason why is that my i ask what was the writer thinking was it on purpose to just kill of the big buildup to the a great climax.
The Plot:Anna Veigh gets a job of a nanny to handle two kids who are orphans the place she is staying is at country side soon sometime after Anna feels that the place might be haunted & might be linked to the death of her predecessors,are the children involved in it or is it her imagination the answers lies in this film.
The Cast:impressive cast id loved Tara Fitzgerald & Leele Sobieski was just amazing to look at shes got a nice body and talent of good dialog delivery i wonder why she is not famous.
There is a lesbian scene here and an orgasm scene here but don't let this fool you its only one minute of it this is not some soft core stuff so beware.
Overall In A Dark Place 2006 should be watch alone in a jungle avoid watching this with family this will bore you out my rating is 3/10.Skipp It.
2022 Tsunami (2009)
A Great Political Debate On Natural Disasters
this film says what i just wrote in my summary i mean in the face there are so many natural disaster films been made the Hollywood started it and the rest of the world is also making it but the budget is no issue in these cases the story matters you see in these type of films the story don't matter much as natural disaster don't come with a plot its just natural by nature.
the plot:the year is 2022 18 years after the tsunami of 2004 the earth is once again about to face the wrath of Tsunami this time its big enough to destroy everything the first country will be Thailand.
as for the cast there are so many women here,the technical department does show some great scenes of water coming down in the city & all the buildings get destroyed it looked nice but like a cut scene from a video game other then that what i just laugh at were the scenes of the prime minister and the great political debate going on instead of focusing on the issue,the runtime is way too long it will be hard to sit through this one & like i said before there are so many films being made like this its just got boring to be honest its not fun anymore.
now this is a film from Thailand so far there are no reviews i expected the nutshell-review aka dick steel guy from Singapore to pick this up but i guess he don't watch all films,to put it simple once again critical reception don't matter at all films are for people not for critics so if you want some good laugh try watching this film 2022 Tsunami 2009 my rating is 3/10.
Grace of Monaco (2014)
The Fact That This Film Is Produced By Yash Raj Is Enough To Avoid It
There you go i have seen few Grace Kelly movies specially of Alfred Hitchcock era she was the biggest movie star in the world when i head this film was coming i was exited more when the name of Nicole Kidman popped up that she is joining the cast but this film is not a Hollywood or a British production if it was this film would have been the greatest hit ever of 2014 but sadly it was produced by Yash Raj films of Bollywood it is enough for anyone to avoid it if anyone know about this company it used to be the greatest hit machine in Indian cinema actors like Shahrukh Khan have lots of movie with this production house since last decade Yash Raj tried to copy Hollywood films and fail miserably let me talk about Dhoom series the first part was good,the second was watchable for Aishwariya Rai the third film Dhoom 3 2013 is a mess its sad that such a great actor like Aamir Khan had to do the worst film ever made.
Now coming back to this Bollywood has no business investing & touching this story why because its iconic let me be honest here the legacy set by people like grace Kelly & Audrey Hepburn can never be surpassed by anyone.
This film is in color it was nice but wish it was black & white just like The Artist 2011,the direction is below average there are too many video game moments here the it does have heavy visuals,the cinematic feel but it was overdone it prefers style over substance you can see the Bollywood influence here too.
The Plot:the story revolves around Hollywood star grace Kelly's personal life her marriage is in trouble,plus the political relationship with prince of Monaco.
The project was slightly too political and aimed hard to become something like Godfather or something,some heavy fictional story like comic book is shown here if anyone wants an insight then a little research on Grace Kelly is an eye opener.
As for the cast none of the actors impress except Nicole Kidman she is too lovely here,if anyone gives you a ticket or invitation to a free screening so be careful and attend it at your own risk i learned my lesson.
Overall if you are a fan of Nicole Kidman then watch this film otherwise avoid it because if Grace Kelly was alive today she would have sued these people my rating for Grace Of Monaco 2014 is 3/10.
Michael Bay Has Lost It:Mark Wahlberg Tries To Kill The Franchise While Stanley Tucci Saves It
Oh my god i waited so long for this film to came out but when the news came that none of the previous actors will return in the film the hopes where down also because Mark Wahlberg was added but i still loved the series for Michael Bay only he is one of the best director of our times the previous 3 films do get hated but hey were awesome specially the first 2 this is even worse then the last installment.
May i ask to sir Michael Bay what happened sir have you lost it why did you struggle so much to tell a good story here the characters were loose canons,the action was out of places the villains are losers and what happened to Optimus Prime he was turned into a joke plus he also loves to murder humans saying dialogs like we don't kill humans but when i find out who is behind it he will die,there is no balance in the script the runtime is extended for no reason half of the movie is a lecture on science about government & Decepticons there is one more weird stuff added into the plot the seed i wont reveal it here but a lot of it we have seen before like weapons,a hot chick in trouble the same old stuff is repeated with some minor changes,there are dinosaurs & rooftop scenes too here i was like OK i am watching a Jurassic park & Jason Bourne sequel here.
The Plot:after some years since the events of dark of the moon 2011 Autobots are hiding somewhere a mechanic Cade Yeager meets Optimus prime and puts his life & family on the risk the bad guys and government agents are coming after them Cade finds out that some high level rich guy Joshua Joyce is creating duplicates of the transformers that could cause some serious trouble in the world the auto-bots are called in by prime together but a new enemy Lockdown is hunting for Optimus prime.
The Cast:where are the old guys oh well i was in for the action but if i have to say it why there is always a girl needed to be rescued Nicola Peltz is some eye candy here for those who miss Megan Fox don't worry Bingbing Li is here too,Mark Wahlberg this guy can't act why Michael keeps casting him in his movies is beyond me plus he trash talks a lot rather then acting,the only cool guy in this film is Stanley Tucci who gives a hilarious performance with his great comic timing he is the only guy i rooted for specially in the climax when deceptions are coming and he is chilling out and drinking juice in china.
This film tried too hard to create an impact not Michael Bay's fault he is the director what can he do where there is no original script or a new villain maybe like Unicron that is one massive villain i like now that is another story to be honest here i think personally bay surpasses J.J Abrams at all levels i would love to see a Star Trek film by him the action scenes here will remind you of it,about time paramount studio should do us a favor and release the 3 hour uncut version of mission impossible 2 of john woo.
Overall if you are expecting some extravaganza here please don't its just a good time pass film nothing more i went in and came out still saying its was better then most films these years my rating for Transformers:Age Of Extinction 2014 is 4/10.