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I am not a film critic or journalist i am just a regular person who loves films,music,spots etc anything that i find entertaining i am against critical reception i believe it ruins cinema one does not need a oscar material film to get entertained a low budget or a very unpopular film can also entertain you if you have the skills to recognize talent.
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The Human Contract (2008)
Embarrassing Moment For Idris Elba & Paz Vega
calling this a film would be insult to cinema i would say in my opinion as this is such a terrible project that it deserves a zero percent rating & should be on bottom in IMDb charts.
first of all if anyone is looking for some hot sex or good story here then get ready to be disappointed as its got none here just some kissing scenes are included that's that's all,i am not going to waste my time talking about the plot its written here go read it yourself.
the characters are awfully written here all the actors got wasted here Jason Clarke doing here he ruined it much more this guy can't act at all so i don't care for his role he was just way too over the top loud in his performance here but what the hell were Idris Elba & Paz Vega doing here these two are method actors & masters in their field when word acting comes to mind,Idris Elba is amazing guy he got wasted here as for Paz Vega my god what has Hollywood done to this Spanish beauty is just sad,she is really really wasting her talents in Hollywood she will never have a career like Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek in Hollywood her Spanish films are true classics it is really sad to see her giving her best performance in this lame film but it just doesn't work,she plays a character called Michael here hello are these filmmakers joking or what Michael is a terrible character name for a female specially when you have the hottest actress in the world like Paz Vega in the cast.
the story goes nowhere the chemistry never works between actors i repeat not characters the actors they felt uncomfortable when filming this it easily shows.
may i ask where did the camera go that Paz Vega used to record the sexy kissing scene of Jason Clarke inside limousine what is that story angle i though she was going to use it to frame him later & a big twist was coming in the name of revenge but boy i was wrong,all that 50 shades of Grey type nonsense these people were pulling on each other was useless.
the final confrontation between Julian & Michael is hilarious when Jason Clarke punches Paz Vega & she goes flying crashes into the nearby table then instead of getting up she sticks a pen inside her leg hurting herself for no reason & bleeding out.
anyway the point remains is the human contract is a pointless film Jada Pinket Smith is a better actress she should remain one & never direct movies storytelling is not her thing.
The Human Contract 2008 is embarrassment for the whole cast specially Idris Elba & Paz Vega such fine actors should never sign this type of film contract without reading the script my rating is 2/10.Skipp It
Il fantasma dell'opera (1998)
the worst version of phantom of the opera
II Fantasma Dell'Opera 1998 starting Asia Argento & Julian Sands.
i don't need to explain here who is Dario Argento & what he is famous for but i will say that this master of horror genre has lost his game this late 90s adaptation of the phantom of the opera is a solid proof.
the cast of this film got wasted here i mean director chooses his daughter Asia Argento for a role here yes she is hot i am a fan of her since i saw her with Vin Diesel in film xXx 2002 & what was Julian Sands doing here simply embarrassing himself in this mess he gets shot multiple times in the end still he is immortal somehow & survives.
Dario Argento totally changed the whole concept of classic phantom of the opera he made changes to the novel way too much the story is same but done in a different way he tried to turn it into a horror of art film but failed the main character phantom is a weird psycho who lives with rats & moles in sewers down below the earth he falls in love with Christine a opera singer but he is not really in love with her he lusts after her.
this is the most stupid version ever i was on a hunt for this film as i saw some good reviews i love 90's decade & good suspense,horror films even soft core but what genre is this movie anyway i saw this & got disappointing,this just fails to keeps the viewer interested to watch the whole thing,this 1998 version is a disgrace the sex scenes are pointless i mean what was Dario Argento trying to do here there is no balance & chemistry between characters.
the only good scene was when the whole opera gets blown up,this film takes itself way too seriously & ends up being a big hilarious joke.
may i ask what was Christine doing she is just shrieking & not properly singing anything,the phantom have nothing better to do then having sex or kidnapping people & kills people for lame reasons.
let me say this again this film has nothing to watch in it as there was no screenplay for this Dario Argento wanted to fulfill some fantasy so he let out all of the nonsense in his mind here forget the locations are awful,the opera looks more like a warehouse,camera work is terrible.
what makes a phantom of the opera good is a romance vibe to it this is why the 2004 version of Emmy Rossum is superior i have the Disc of that one trust me guys it is by far the best film ever made this one sucks & who can forget the bad overacting adding & not even a single good musical score.
Overall The Phantom Of The Opera 1998 is a waste of time & money do not watch this at any cost my rating is 2/10:Skipp It.
Animal Attraction III (2001)
don't get tricked by the poster this film is a waste of time
i saw Ava Lake's name on this film when i grabbed a disc from market it was in my collection for a long time it was near 2 years ago i bought it & when i finally popped the disc into my player & saw the whole thing i got disappointed as this is not even close to a z grade film its so much worse then you can imagine.
it runs so long on lame dialogs like a TV episode with bad plot & stupid acting & terrible music plus all the hot chicks get wasted here not a single good hot sex scene is here to enjoy the whole film is badly shot the director had no idea how to hold a camera it is disrespectful.
the only nice scene was when Ava Lake was in the shower for few minutes & we get to see her body.
i wasted my money & time on this i am warning everyone just do not watch this film at any cost please do not get tricked by the sexy blue poster.
even other films in this series as IMDb says it follows & followed by 2 other films called insatiable wives 2000 & Passions Desire 2003 are crap too so don't bother checking them out either.
let me clear the confusion a bit here as the makers of these films did some bad marketing or something but two of the films in these series are directed by Mike Sedan & this one is directed by Rachel Gordon.
Aminal Attraction 3:2001. is a mess of a film it's an insult to erotic genre avoid it my rating is 1/10:Skipp It
Hotel Desire (2011)
Brilliant Acting By Clemens Schick As A Blind Man
i saw this film unexpected of what it is about but i have to say damn its quite amazing specially the last 10 minutes of it.
hotel desire 2011 is a German film about a maid who works at a hotel she drops her son to the school and comes to work at hotel from here things slow down as most of the time is wasted into useless dialog between hotel staff like cooks,the boss & other workers etc anyway the real great stuff starts right after when she begins going into rooms & cleans them she sees a lot of people in one room where some photo-shoot or film making is going on she stops the screen goes black & white this whole sequence is well shot by the director a lot of slow motion is used here as well to get more detail out of characters & environment it's not overdone & it works well enough.
now comes the big moment when Antonia the maid gets into the last room she thinks its empty but a phone call rings she freezes suddenly a naked blind man comes he doesn't know she is in the room he talks to himself wears his cloths on an he was about to look for shoes he touches the feet of the maid the maid could have moved easily from the place but she wanted more of its clear the guy feels her whole body they starts kissing & it leads to hot sex on the bed,i am telling you guys this is something else its short film but great one i mean 2 strangers having instant sex without saying anything to each other is haunting but beautiful at same time this film captures that mood nothing more.
if you are looking for some soft core or a hardcore porn film the please stay away this is not porn its a character study,the sex scene is quite explicit and not for everyone.
the best thing in this film is the acting of Clemens Schick yes he is the guy who played role of a bald bad guy in Casino Royale 2006,here he plays a blind person with so much deep emotions you could feel the pain in his eyes he included so much emotional depth into his character i can't explain his ranger is limitless great actor i must say.
the lead actress Saralisa Volm is fantastic she should be more famous,this film is no masterpiece but its good for what it is.
the only negative point is the whole boring hotel staff thing and dialogs it should have been edited down more it affects the pace since it runs only near 40 minutes its totally worth checking out.
Hotel Desire 2011 is a short film not to be missed my rating is 5/10.Recommended
is frozen the most overrated animated film ever
i saw this film this year yes it came out in 2013 i love Disney they make amazing animated films no one can beat them but after watching frozen i asked myself is this the most overrated animated film of all time & sad but true yes it is.
this film failed to entertain on many levels the story was too melodramatic & boring with not even a single exiting moment plus it was a musical it was something i never expected but i did expect some great visuals but frozen looks dull & flat on animation i mean how did this film became a a hit not to mention the bad voice acting & awful background score.
the plot:is there a plot here i mean 2 sisters are fighting over for stupid reasons a queen Elsa goes mad & turns the whole kingdom into ice cold Anna is no saint either she makes mistakes too if Elsa wanted to leave the mansion and go away why not leave the country or whatever why build a large ice castle where Anna would find her easily it was pointless of her to create so much havoc in first place,these characters were just stuck in a messed up loop of disaster including that annoying talking snow man Olaf his name just reminded me of Jim Carry's count Olaf in Lemony Snikets A Aeries Of Unfortunate Events 2004.
the climax is so over the top hilarious it looked like a show from cartoon network from 90s frozen had its TV premiere but i missed it instead i bought the home media disc & feel cheated as this was a complete waste of time & cash.
Disney films are memorable & nostalgic like Brave 2012,Finding Nemo 2003,tangled 2010 but frozen is a wasted potential they should have made a live action movie of this script it would have been better.
other characters of Disney can be spotted here too anyway point is Disney has lost it dream-works & other studios are making amazing animated films Disney should be careful.
Overall Frozen 2013 has nothing to see in it i would not recommend it to anyone who likes good films my rating is 2/10:skipp it
Robert Englund Gives a Interesting Performance
Inkubus 2011 is a independent horror suspense film but all efforts get wasted due to the sudden change of tone in the middle that not only affects the pace but messes up a great film.
i saw this film today and i would say its a half good half bad film the direction is fine but i wanted to see more of the character Inkubus & what he is really about as this started with a great narrative structure that kept me hooked for a while as soon as the characters are introduced specially the demon Inkubus,they are all talking and it becomes a sort of dialog oriented the way Inkubus was talking about life,death,magic & why he kills people it could have been a blast of a film if it held down the usual cheap action thriller mode it went into during the second half.
Inkubus was interesting character played by Robert Englund here it's kind of a more serious version of real life mythological Incubus.
the plot:a demon named Inkubus in form of a man appears at a police station & he explains everything all the cops are in fear as their lives are at risk.
the whole cast is a waste,Michelle Ray Smith is a eye candy,Robert Englund who plays the lead bad guy gives a good performance he reminds me of Ben Kingsley somehow his acting is very similar too.
the makers really messed up here it was a big opportunity if only the character's back story & script was more build better then instantly just jumping on to killing cops scenes or showing magic tricks to them or usual nonsense Inkubus would have made a average good flick.
production values are fine even for a low budget flick sure the project has flaws but hey the dialogs were great.
from start & till the interrogation scene it was good but as soon as Inkubus makes himself invisible it went downhill boring & it was a clear sign that the film will fail,i enjoyed this film but in parts.
Overall Inkubus 2011 belongs to Robert Englund he nailed the role with his good acting but sadly it is not enough my rating is 3/10.
Fantastic Four (2015)
Jessica Alba Originals Are The Only Best Fantastic 4 Films
this is it i am not going to blame fox studio for releasing this crap because some audience members & critics world wide are idiots they hated the original fantastic 4 films starting Jessica Alba for no reason other then that they were not like batman,Jason Bourne or recent James Bond type having realistic vibe to it the fact is those films are very true to comics & the direction was superb same goes for Nicolas Cage's ghost rider 2007 it was the most amazing film ever made but idiots hated it as they lacked something called brain & failed to understand them.
please enjoy this terrible result as long as stupid critics & fools will rule Hollywood this will keep on happening.
fantastic 4 2015 is another proof why reboot never works even if it is a success pick out any recent Hollywood film the makers really don't care about the real fans this is why so many film adaptations sucks comics,novels & video game films are prime example.
if anyone remembers films like Mortal Kombat released in year 1995 or Elecktra 2005 or daredevil 2003 starting Ben Affleck i mean just look at those films they are amazing compared to lame films Hollywood is releasing these days who are they making films or first they should decide for critics or for people because this cycle will not break i will not be surprised if a sequel to this comes in near future.
now i will talk about plot here excuse me but where is the story in this film i got lost the script was zero minus,dialogs are like straight out of a b grade 80s' flick plus the cast includes like some teenagers who have no idea how to act no disrespect towards Kate Mara she is nice actress but looks nothing like Sue Storm,the thing forget it he gets wasted & who designed his stone look in Cgi needs to be fired asap its nowhere close to Michael Chiklis version.
the action scene are messed up shot to dark shaky camera movement & what happens in next half an hour or climax i am still figuring out cause it made me dizzy plus who the hell is the villain in this film because Dr.doom is a major looser the real bad guys are the makers of the film.
the Jessica Alba films could have been easily fitted into marvel cinematic universe if the 3rd one was made but no they just had to reboot desperate for more cash they created a mess,the fantastic four 2 rise of the silver surfer was a perfect film with amazing story & visuals it even showed Galactus the whole project was backed up by great performances by each actor.
what a epic waste of time & money this is its got no excitement or adrenaline rush level even princess diary 1,2 of Anne Hathaway have more fun then this.
fox studio need to get their act together i don't need to remind anyone here that how they ruined Vin Diesel's Babylon A.D chopping up half the film & not allowing the director to shoot the scenes properly,well what can i say more guys this is politics good films get hated & idiotic stuff like this keeps on releasing for no reason.
this film is so bad it is not even worth for a TV premier anyway if you want to waste your money on it go ahead but i really suggest wait for the home media disc release my rating for Fantastic 4 2015 is 1/10:Skipp It
Flying Blind (2012)
What Was Helen McCrory Thinking Before Signing On
flying blind is about a middle aged woman engineer & lecturer falls for a younger male student but things don't work out for them as the young student appears suspicious by many.
no matter what anyone says the chemistry between actors never really works here see i am not gonna rant about the script or dialogs or execution,details etc it's just this project is not interesting to see everything seems forced here this is a BBC production but way below the regular standards the intimate scenes are awful Helen McCrory is one great actress sad to see her getting wasted here.
i was forced to sit through this crap hoping things would go better but no it goes over dramatic for no reason in each next scene,all those good reviews by critics are fake i got tricked.
this is the most fake love story ever told forget the politics,racism,sex,terrorism debate or whatever this film not only wastes time,money plus it bores you,this is so embarrassing.
this film only runs because of Helen McCrory it seems like she was the only one acting its hard to believe that she has fallen to this level doing a cheaply made erotic film a method actress like her deserves better i hope she realizes this mistake and never do this again.
Flying Blind 2012/2013 is not even worth checking out if you have nothing better to do as it leaves a bad taste in eyes of ones who loves great cinema my rating is 2/10:Skipp It
Sex,Politics & Murder Are Not Enough
this is a low grade soft core film as it calls itself so we know what to expect from it but i am quite mad that i sat through this mess of a film that runs over an hour & fails to provide erotic thrills like it promises.
don't get tricked by the sleazy poster guys the film is not worth wasting your time & money,only bonus point is surprisingly the good camera work.
usually soft core films have stupid story lines but this one actually had a somewhat believable well it goes like this as some senator's daughter named Tiffany with her other female friends gets into the business of making sex tapes of politicians & blackmail them for money but a bad guy wants some of it too so he uses Tiffany & her friends for his own gains the rest is Yada Yada nonsense crap.
forget everything the reason people watch soft-core flick is they want some good hot scenes in them if its not there then why bother why not just tune into some TV show or something this film is exact opposite of the genre in fact its an insult to the soft core name as all the hot ladies get wasted here there is however one scene where we get to see Tracy Tutor naked in a short sex scene & that's about it the rest of the scenes appear in those VHS video tapes that bad guy keeps in his office.
there is nothing exiting here that will hold your attention for long it involves too much politics & murder but less erotic scenes as for the cast may i ask where is Tracy Tutor these days yes she is hot but sadly this is the only film she did in her career.
this was a terrible 90's release i love 90's having seen a lot of better ones from that era i have to say it was the golden decade specially for soft core genre films,actresses like Shannon tweed & Gabriella Hall created a legacy around the world.
Overall Expose 1997 is a bad film from start to finish so avoid this at all costs i will never recommend this to anyone my rating is 2/10.Skipp It
Casino Royale (1967)
Better Then 2006 Version Of Daniel Craig
Casino Royale 1967 starting David Niven & peter sellers is a spoof done on original James Bond films its got a cheesy bad story with hilarious dialogs & slap stick comedy moments plus all the characters are called James Bond here only to confuse villains like Le Chiffre & Smersh.
now i wont spoil much here you will have to see the film yourself trust me guys this maybe not the the most funniest comedy ever done but extremely enjoyable.
this film does not insult or mock the James Bond 007 character in anyway whatsoever the makers of this film just did some harmless fun with it that's all as a bond fan i am not offended & no one else should also.
the cast is impressive here its got loads of hot women in here including the original bond girl Ursula Andress as vesper & Jacqueline Bisset who plays sexy Giovanna Goodthighs.
the climax is laugh out loud riot with the whole casino gets ripped apart in a massive brawl no one gets spared the kill count is very high here.
all of the bond films official or unofficial or spoofs like this film are way better then the rebooted Casino Royale 2006 version of Daniel Craig.
the James Bond original film series used to be fantastic running for more then 40 years using the fun formula James Bond 007 is dead now it lasted from 1962 to 2002 then came the rebooted Casino Royale in 2006 the original Ian Flemming title adaptation but it was not a bond film it copied Jason Bourne flicks of Matt Damon & removing all the cool stuff & essence of a true bond fictional feel.
i am not comparing this to Sean Connery till Pierce Brosnan era ones those are classics this film is not even in the same league i love them its just the Daniel Craig films that killed the 007 series & made it too realistic none of the recent films have any entertaining stuff left.
surprisingly this being a spoof does a great job in holding viewers attention keeping the fun factor alive the action was good too so why the hate.
Overall Casino Royale 1967 is a fun filled film nothing more it should not be taken seriously so ill take this any day over the soulless dull rebooted 2006 version my rating is 5/10.Recommended One Time Must Watch