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If you read my reviews I mostly write about action/comedy and horror films. I will be happy to answer any of your questions for any film I have reviewed as long as I've seen it or heard of it!
Titanic is exceptional. This is what a real film is all about. The love story topped the icing on the cake for me, It's increasingly sad and all the while you still know what's the come. It's a real treat to be able to watch, the theme of the film is self explanatory; however there is so much to it. Regardless whether the love story is true or not, it doesn't matter because without this it would not be as emotionally galvanising as it is. It's astounding. It's obvious that Jack dies at the end and Rose is very upset. It's a brilliant film, def a classic! Highly recommended to anyone looking for something to weep at for days! Enjoy.
Dead Man's Shoes (2004)
Dead Mans Shoes is possibly one of the WORSE films I have ever seen. Not only is it rubbish quality, with a low budget set. The acting is beyond terrible. It was a waste of time. Some of the scenes didn't make sense at all. It was like a horror film gone wrong. I didn't understand why there was a mask involved, I thought it was revenge for someone killing someone else mentally retarded brother? It was really hard for me to follow. I did not find it disturbing at all, and I know this sounds quite sadistic but a lot of it was worth laughing at because the acting was so terrible. Shane let himself down a lot with this. I could not believe it was the same man who made This is England who wrote this pile of dung. It was a complete waste of time and it was very predictable. Please, don't let me stop you from wasting your time. As they say, life's to short.
I Spit on Your Grave (2010)
I Spit On Your Grave is about a young woman, retreating into a desolate cabin far into the woods. As you can see the film is already quite spooky just by the short sentence. ISOYG is incredibly disturbing and very hard to watch, Although the element of horror is included I would definitely class this as a Drama/Horror Revenge film. It reminds me a lot like This Is England 86' last 2 episodes. It has the same element and theme of it, only it is generally much more graphic and pretty twisted. I must say, I enjoyed this film although it did upset me a lot. The hour and 40 minutes went increasingly quick, to say how bad it was. Normally films like this drag out for me but this one felt like 5 minutes. But it was horrible. There was multiple scenes where I closed my eyes because the noises were enough and was disturbing. I did not need to see it happening. all in all it was quite a good revenge horror/drama!
The Dictator (2012)
The Dictator... Genius !
The Dictator is hilarious; although it does not give the same affect as Borat and Bruno it is still genuinely hilarious. It is shocking, disturbing, vile. I had to look away sometimes at how terrible it really was, the humiliation in the film is unexpected and you can tell when the moments aren't unscripted. It is like Ali G on acid. It is sensational. All the way through I was hysterical. I nearly peed myself at one moment :/ It is a very enjoyable film, the thing with Sacha Barron Cohen you either love his films or hate them, and nothing will change about that. The same rules apply for Dictator. You will love it or hate it. simple as.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
The Blair Witch Project is probably the worse horror film ever made. It's basically 5 idiotic teenagers who are stupid enough to go into a dark wood, camp, lose their map and not find a way home. It's so predictable, all the way through.... It's just boring, only the least 15 minutes has a tiny bit of action in and it's pathetic. The acting is terrible and this is NOT footage. How they can try to say it is... It's OBSCENE. I really didn't enjoy this film, it was a waste of £4.00 and I don't understand how Shrooms has the cheek to say that Blair Witch is like Shrooms on Acid. It really isn't. Shrooms actually scares you and the horror is sustained. This is what I expect from a horror film.
I don't; however expect a bunch of hormonal teenagers running around the woods to be a horror film. Bunch of rubbish...
Awful... Offensive... Disturbing... Hilarious!
This film goes to all odds where a film would never go. It is terribly hilarious. Possibly Sacha's best film yet. I haven't seen his latest one however I plan to! It is much worse than Ali G and I thought that was horrific. But this beats it within the first 5 minutes. It's crude and VERY offencive especially the talk show scene. He describes the baby as a traditional black baby because it's called OJ Simpson, I thought this was outrageous! You need to have a sense of humour to watch this because even with one you'll be easily offended. It is very homophobic and biased within it's opinions. Overall the film is brilliant, possibly one of my favourites however even I was offended by some of it's features so viewer discretion is advised!
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
Well... Lets just say it does it's job!
The Cabin in the Woods is amazing. It's action packed, horrifying, scary and yet funny at the same time. It picks up where 5 teenagers inhabit in a cabin way beyond the woods, however after an eventful day realise they're not alone in the woods... It is very creepy and has a lot of jumpy moments including... Zombies busting through cellar doors, A giant raptor smashing through a door with a blood trail to where several dead, mutilated bodies remain and freaky masked people! The main theme is disturbing, the fact that several people in 1 company are perversely watching 5 teens go through absolute hell! It has all you want in a horror film, gore, thrill, violence, sex, scares and suspense. It's just amazing! I would definitely recommend going to see this whenever you can because it is brilliant, sensational and just.... Creepily comical!
The Hunger Games (2012)
Simply Amazing. A Work of True Genius.
Well, what can I say? Simply amazing. When I intended to see 'The Cabin in the Woods' I couldn't get in the cinema as my 'age' seemed to be a problem, so I thought, "Lets go see The Hunger Games." - I thought it was going to be rubbish, with the reviews and all; however it was one of the best action drama films I have EVER seen. I'm not exaggerating about it, do not listen to the reviews because the film is simply amazing. It should not be a 12A or PG- 13 but definitely a 15 or R because some of it is very disturbing and extremely graphic. It has an element of darkness and horror in parts and was quite spooky; however it made it all in all much better. The first 45 minutes is quite slow and dull but when the fight of survival kicks in it is amazing! Truly sensational. I am honestly saying this with true passion, it is amazing. If you liked the book then the film will startle you, in my opinion it was much better in the cinema than reading the book. Please, believe me, watch this film. You will love it.
Possibly the most Gruesome and Disturbing Horror Film I've Ever Seen.
The Human Centipede II is pretty much the worse a film can get. It is very graphic, very disturbing and sometimes pretty sickening. At some parts I had to look away because it was really that bad. The masturbating scene was disgusting and was quite sadistic. However, it does reach my standards and this is probably one of the only horror films that has actually disturbed me and worried me. The character, Martain, was very mentally disturbed and I can see why as his Dad raped him when he was younger. It doesn't actually show you the rape scene, it implies it and you here the Dad in the background saying 'Stop them tears, you're only making Daddy's Willy harder' which was really quite sick. The Human Centipede II is much worse then the 1st one, and both of them are very disturbing and bad. Tom Six; however has out done himself because it is one of the best films and best films in the horror/drama genre I have ever seen. I did actually watch both version, cut and uncut, and if you was disturbed by the cut version, DO NOT watch the uncut version and it is very bad. I mean, raping someone with barbed wire around your penis? - That's pretty twisted.
The Devil Inside (2012)
The Devil Inside is a brilliant horror film. It's based on a young woman who wants to find out what happened at her mothers exorcism, in which she is taken into the world of people haunted by the spirits themselves. It is honestly a brilliant film, the ending is really good; regardless of what people have to say as it ends on a cliffhanger. The infrequant gory moments are very disturbing. The images of the dead people are in fact probably the most horrifying I've ever scene on a Horror Film since 2008, this is what makes it one of the best horror films ever to be made. It's worth the £10.00 and it's worth waiting for the torrent to download. It is a truly sensational film and very scary. It takes a lot for me to say this but it is 1 of the most disturbing films since The Exorcist and it fits in increasingly well with the genre. Trust me, it's worth every penny.