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A movie for a Boondock fan? Hell no!
IMDb says 7 out of 10 for this movie. Before i watched it I read a few reviews that claimed it was true to the boondock-concept etc etc. I absolutely loved the first movie. This movie on the other hand is a total disgrace. Not only to the "Boondock concept" (if there is such a thing?) but to all movies that rate around 7 here on IMDb. How the hell can the this be the same director and almost the same cast as the last movie and still result in this?! The director must have been on drugs for the last 10 years after the first movie. I cant find anything good about this movie so there's no real need to point out good/bad stuff. Other reviewers have done that.
At one time I actually thought they'd had to have switched some of the actors from the first movie and just made them look like the macmanus brothers, because an actor should have got better after 10 years no?
What does it take to have your movie listed on IMDb?
Not much it seems. The genre says "comedy/horror". Im pretty sure this genre represent the worse of the worst when it comes to low budget films. Most low budget films are horror but when they turn out really bad you add them to "comedy" and hope some people will laugh because its so horribly bad. Im not even sure I can rate it as other movies since its just stuff put on tape. Of course even the title gave a hint that this would be a bad movie but I expected at least some nice nude scenes or something. There was an attempt at a nude scene where a topless girl pose in a bar with some sort of hockey mask but it would've taken a hell of a lot more to lift this movie from a firm "1".
Rated as a low budget horror movie: 1
The Zombie Diaries (2006)
My "movie senses" have been permanently damaged!
There were quotes on the cover saying stuff like "...the best zombie movie ever made!". There is no way in hell anyone (drugged, insane, undead etc), could state such at thing after seeing this "movie". Talk about false advertisement.
I love a good horror flick and a friend of mine had rented 3 of them but we only had time to watch one. I got to choose which one. Well... That wont happen again I tell you.
3 reasons to avoid this film at all costs:
- Horrible horrible story/script. It has the same plot as every other zombie/living dead movie ever made, only devoid of all the interesting parts.
- The horrible horrible 1st person photography. Reminded me of a 10-min zombie movie me and my friend did when we were 14.
- This is not a horror movie. Its a horrible horrible movie in every possible way.
3 questions you most certainly will ask yourself after this movie:
- Why oh why?! - How the hell did this movie end up on a shelf in my video store? - Can I please have that 1 hour and 15 mins of my life back?
(note: Why does IMDb "name" a 1 rating as only "awful"? Giving this movie a 1 is therefor almost an insult to all the awful movies out there.)
Story told 22904256 times before. You knew the ending after just about 5mins. I can count the laughs/smiles I had on one hand. Maybe because of the crappy storyline, maybe the annoying zoolander'ish character played by Ben Stiller or because the jokes just sucked, I don't know. I'm not a very big fan of these overplayed characters that Ben play in Zoolander and now Dodgeball. I like him better playing characters like in Meet The Parents and There's something about Mary. Hard to comment any of the performances of the actors since they didn't have much to work with. Vaughn and Taylor(who both can be seen in Zoolander...hmm)did what could be expected.
I guess this film is for those who liked Zoolander and are able to see past a really really lousy story.
3/10 and thats because I'm in a generous mood.
The Core (2003)
The worse "USA saves the world"-movie ever!
If someone would have sent me an sms during this movie that said "Would you like to hang out at McDonalds drinking water?", I would've walked out of the theater without a second thought. This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen at the cinema. The dialogue is so poor a 10 year old child would have done alot better. The actors must have been picked out from a highschool play. The whole story is so silly and incredible that it makes Independence Day seem like a documentary on 60-minutes. I seriously thought that after movies like Armageddon and Deep Impact that we would have seen the end of judgement day movies with "USA saves the world"-mentality. Those movies are worth 5 oscars each compared to this one. I cant believe that it's rated above 5 here on imdb. I'm known to my friends as a big fan of B-movies. But this was... CRAP! People who rated this movie above 2 should have their brains scanned. I'm so angry at this movie right now that I'll probably write a book called "10000 reasons why you should NEVER IN HELL go see The Core"