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Titanic II (2010)
My God...... This movie should of went down with the ship
Well, where do i begin with this disaster? Well, I'm a big James Cameron fan, and i was surprised to hear that there was a sequel to Titanic, Titanic 2. I thought to myself, "Really? How could they make a sequel to one of the most highest grossing films of all time?" Oh, wait, no, i'm a f***ing dumba$$, it's not a sequel to Titanic. Instead, it's a horrible ripoff of Titanic and, not to mention, The Poseidon Adventure.
I started writing down notes while watching the movie and here are my notes on all the problems of this movie:
1.Poor Acting- Like all of The Asylums movies, the acting is SO BAD! I've seen better acting at a high school play.
2.CG effects- There is no other word to describe how pathetic the effects are. It's like I'm watching a cutscene from a video game; a bad one.
3.Tons of plot holes- The plot holes in this movie is so gigantic! The scientific facts in The Day After Tomorrow were more accurate than this! First of all, how the f*** can a tsunami get bigger in the middle of the ocean? That's not possible! Second, why are they taking the same exact route the original Titanic took years ago? Are they not even aware that they and the ship are heading to their doom?! BLOW ME DOWN! 4.The characters- The characters act like idiots. They cover someone's wound with a credit card. A f***ing credit card! Is that the best you could come up with?! That would be like if i used my wallet and it would only be a flesh wound. Also, why do they take the elevators to escape the ship? Does the ship not have any stairs or something? Lastly, what dumba$$ would think of surfing on the tsunami in the freezing waters was a good idea?! That's like if you were snowboarding on a avalanche in a blizzard.
5.The story- This is seriously one of the worst poorly written stories i've ever heard in my life. Taking a famous movie, like Titanic, and making it into their own contemporary half-a$$ version of it. The plot of it was two people who fall in love on board a ship that is sinking. How is that so hard to accomplish? Why take a famous love story and turn it into a laughing stalk? My overall impression: STAY AWAY FROM THIS AWFUL WATERY TRASH! Don't even bother getting it on DVD or Blu-ray, not even pay a cent for this disaster! It's not worth the 1 1/2 hours of your life! Spend your money and your life on something more valuable than this loathsome piece of filth! Send this movie back to the bottom of the ocean where it belongs!
Codename: Kids Next Door (2002)
This show is a piece of crap!
This show is the most pathetic and retarded shows I've ever seen in my life! I mean, really? A bunch of 10-year-old kids rebelling against teenagers and adults? What were they thinking?! Now, I've seen plenty of bad shows in my life, but this is beyond bad. It's f***ing horrible! It's stupid, boring, and retarded. This show is setting a bad example to kids. Kids watching this may think it's OK to be lazy, not do what their parents ask them, and do stupid things, like eating junk food and being lazy.
The villains are also pathetic. Like what writer thinks the Tolienator, Common Cold, Count Spankulot, and Knightbrace are considered awesome villains? What kind of drugs were they taking when they came up with that?
I also notice that most of the show's episodes are parodies to famous movies and TV shows. There is nothing wrong with parodies, but this show doesn't seem to execute it quite well.
Overall, this show is a disgrace to Cartoon Network. I mean what happened? Cartoon Network was making great cartoon shows, until this miserable s***-load of f*** came on and ruined my childhood. I loved Cartoon Network when I was a kid. I was a huge fan of that channel and I watched it all the time. Until this show came on and destroyed my childhood. So if you're a cartoon fan, do yourself a favor and never, ever watch this show cuz it's not worth your time. Make the right choice and wipe this god-awful piece of s*** off the face of the universe!