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Underworld: Awakening (2012)
Not Much Of a Awakening.
I can't believe how a franchise with such promise, and thrill did a complete 360 in the opposite direction and crashed.. hard. Underworld may not have had the exact accurate details on vampires and lycans, but made up for that with it's stylishness and action. on top of that it had an intriguing storyline, something these kind of movies seem to lack, that's why I can't understand what went wrong with this recent installment. true it had different directors but you would think if they knew anything about the Underworld universe they would know how to make the storyline plausible. we're to believe this movie picks up where Evolution left off, although there's absolutely nothing in this movie that goes in with the other, it felt rushed and very carelessly and sloppily put together, I have never seen a movie with so many holes and loose ends, yes there were some in the last three but they were so enjoyable you really didn't noticed. the thing that really did it for me was the old hat plot twist "you have a daughter" this was not needed at all, why does Selene need to be saddled with a kid? what purpose does that serve? they attempt to explain, but fail miserably. and why exactly did Michael run away from them instead of coming to help? like I said before complete horrid 360 turn here, if you are a fan of this franchise steer clear of this one, if you must see it please don't go into it with high expectations, you will be sorely disappointed, I for one plan on forgetting this train wreck exist.
Out for Blood (2004)
A Five Year Old Could Write Better,
seriously, what the heck were these people thinking when they made this? some would say that there are far worser vampire movies out there, and i agree whole heartedly. but this thing can certainly butt heads with the crappiest of them, the plot is so overused it's as dead and hollow as the acting. the makeup was laugh out loud funny, if they were going for a menacing scary look they failed at the very start. and don't even get me started on the "MASTER VAMPIRE" most hilarious thing i have ever seen, he tries so hard to convey the impending doom thing that it's sad, i mean have you ever seen a vampire with a respiratory disorder? the only two people that could be taken serious was the main guy and Lance can't spell his last name. the people who try to praise this joke are seriously lacking the ability to distinguish a good or half decent movie from a god awful one, giving this film any sort of credit is like saying Hitler was a hero. to make a long story short it's terrible if you want to see a vamp movie with some actual good story writing watch Blade, Underworld, Bram Stokers Dracula, Interview with a vampire, and many more good ones. just avoid this one
The Vanguard (2008)
See It Only If You Have The Time To Kill.
This Movie Was Bad Hilariously Bad' It Made You Think Something Good Was Going To Happen Only To Leave You Confused And Bewildered In The End. The Main Character Just Spends The Hold Time Running Through The Woods And Killing Off Zombie Ape Like People With Axes' He's Supposedly Deaf But Somewhere Along The Way He All a Of Sudden Starts To Talk And Act as If He Can Hear. This Is Where Everything Gets Ridiculously Bad' All The Time You're Waiting For This Thing To Come To The Plot' Cause All Movies Have Plots Right? Right?? Not This One All You Get Is a Bunch Of Running Shooting Narrative Talking And An Ending So Stupid And Ridiculous It Just Leaves You Staring Blankly At The Screen. My Suggestion Is Do Not Watch This Unless You Have 98.Minutes To Kill' If Not Please Pass This Up And Go Watch 28 Days Later Or Some Of The Much Better Made Apocalypse Zombie Films. It's Obvious Whoever Made This Was Just Trying To Kill Some Time As Well.