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I've seen student films that were light years better than this mess. It
seemed like it was made by a bunch of 5 year olds with a video camera.
What the hell is so scary or interesting about a group of bad actors at
a cabin in the woods (Gee, never saw that set up before), playing a
dumb game they found in the basement (another incredibly original idea
we've never seen before), talking about their stupid office jobs for an
hour??? I swear to God, I literally thought this movie was some kind of
parody or joke, but it actually tries to take itself seriously.
The horrible acting and the inane dialog are hard enough to sit through, but then on top of that, there are some actors in this movie who have accents that are so thick, you can't even understand what they're saying. It was frustrating at first, but then I realized it was probably a good thing, because this movie was so badly written and conceived, it probably served it better to not hear what was being said, and just watch the cheesy chainsaw killings and special effects.
What a complete waste of an evening. I didn't expect it to be all that great, but at least scary and entertaining, which is something every horror flick should be. It was neither. The Black Waters of Echos Pond" is an epic failure on every level.