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The Incredibly Strange Movie That Made Me Hate Living
I could hang out at the train tracks kicking around dirty, used needles on my way to a coal mine for my Zumba session and still not feel as dirty as I did watching this movie. If you love greasy haired foreigners...this is your movie.
I understand that it was made with almost no money but am I supposed to believe that they couldn't find a homeless drifter that could speak better English than the foreign friend that's clearly missed a few dozen ESL classes. This movie was made in the era of cinema where their solution for everything was to rub grease on it. Their faces are greasy. Their hair is greasy. Even the walls managed to be greasy. It was as if they filmed all the scenes in a petroleum jelly warehouse shortly after one of the vats exploded.
Basically, if you're into films that make you think about life: why would you watch this after reading the title? If you're into movies that make you hate living: watch this movie (it will be your last choice on earth). It's not scary at all but it's 100% nightmare fuel. I don't get scared by movies (not bragging) but I DO get creeped out by them from time to time. Something about how 'off' everything is just makes you feel molested by the visuals.
It's a cavalcade of strange characters and insanity.