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Van Helsing (2004)
All it needed was Billy Bob to suck completely!!!
This movie is the worst movie I have ever seen that did not have Billy Bob Thornton in it, with the exception of Torque. There is no originality in the plot, just a jumble of other movies(LOXG, The Order, Underworld, Any vampire movie, Any werewolf movie, Any Frankenstein movie, Any James Bond movie, etc..). The acting is ok, not including any of the vampires, and the special effects were bang on. It was predictable and horrifically corny. Even the werewolf poem wasn't original. I've known the words to that little piece since I was a child. They couldn't even get a girl who wasn't cross-eyed to play a vampire! I will be writing the production company to ask for my money back. I know I won't get it, but at least I will complete the feeling that I was just robbed of money and 2 hours of my life.