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Disaster Movie (2008)
Why haven't the directors of this film been killed yet?
Story of how i watched this "film"- I was late to a meet up with friends at the cinema, so they had already i bought the ticket for me and everything. I recoiled in horror when i saw the title on the ticket, and i threatened to go home. But i told myself, "hey it can't possibly be worse than epic movie? I mean no producer would be stupid enough to let a film worse than that through?" Oh dear God was i wrong.
The fact that even the thought of this film existed is an insult to all of mankind. I sat squirming in my seat for 45 minutes of this film, and i consider myself i failure for not walking out sooner. The references to other (far better) films are so painful that you want to stab the film. Literally. Many (in fact come to think about perhaps all) of the "Jokes" are merely the appearance of another film's character, which are badly impersonated and contain no satire on the character at all, just a fart joke or something equally pathetic.
Are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer perhaps worthy of being hated even more than Uwe Boll? OH GOD YES!!! I beg anyone who is in close contact with these people to chop of their hands, so then they will be unable to sign anymore movie deals.
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
Even now this game is astonishing
After playing all the metal gear solid games on the ps2 and ps3, i felt i was missing a lot by not playing the original. so i popped off to the local used games shop and bought the original for £6, and considering a subway meal can cost that much, this is the best £6 i have ever spent. yes the graphics are awful compared to modern standards, but what most modern games don't give you is the atmosphere created in this game. its classic Alaskan surroundings topped with the cold electronic soundtrack sends shivers down your spine. the game play even now is fun and is still as iconic as ever, even though the enemies act like simpletons due to the dated AI. topped with classic boss battles, an extremely entertaining storyline and great voice overs, this game is a must for all fans of video games. if you are yet to play it, i urge you to BUY IT NOW.