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Superman Returns (2006)
SO SO SO SO.....BAD, I'm glad they did this....
So I can look at the original and see how good it its. The story is horrible. The movie is boring. The acting... .well. I don't have words. I can't say if Brandon Routh is a bad actor. I can say that he is a bad, bad, bad superman. He looks like Reeve, and his voice is really good, but he only got one face. The director always frame him from his back, maybe because he cant act, or in close ups. I Love Kevin Spacey, but he is so average in this role. He is not Gene Hackman. Sam Huntington is quite good thou.
Now let's get to the really messy part: LOIS LANE. I always thought that the mistake of the original series was that they got an ugly Lois (Teri Hatcher was the perfect one), but at least Margot did an AMAZING job as the sexy, smart, fast talking LL. Kate Bosworth is not only uglier than Margot, but looks and acts like a teenager. She is so, so, so, wrong in this role. The character is too dramatic, not funny at all.
How about that kid? A Superman kid ?? i don't think so. Check out one of his lines: "I Love you Superman". I can write better than this. Sounds Like a bad Disney movie.
THE SPECIAL EFFECTS: They are especially bad. Superman looks like a cartoon, like people from Shrek. I don't think Brandon did much real flying scenes. He is so white sometimes that he looks like a Vampire. They couldn't do worst even if they wanted.
The music: not even that. They had this amazing classic sound track and they use it only in a few parts.
Its so, so, so, so, so, so, bad that: 1- You can look at SUPERMAN IV (not a very good one) and think: This is far better than supermen returns. 2- You can look at HULK and think: This is far better and perfect than Superman Returns 3- You Can look at SUPERGIRL and think: This is as bad as Superman Returns
This film is so horrible that made me write this.... and i can't even write in English, so excuse me if this text is confusing and full of mistakes.
REST IN PEACE MR. REEVE
Warning: Parental Advisory (2002)
DEE SNIDER RULES
Dee Snider rules. He is fantastic. He is a real funny guy. Its too bad that MTV decide to do THE OSBORNS insted of THE SNIDERS.
Warning: Parental Advisory fails only in not to show the entire speech of mr.Zappa! If interested you should do a Google search to find a copy of this. Tim Guinee looks just like mr.Denver, and Griffin Dunne looks just like mr.Zappa, but in a shorty version.
The scenes involving the creation of the PMRC were ok,Mariel Hemingway is great as Tipper Gore and in general, the movie moved along at an ok pace. The senate hearing itself should have taken up a LOT more time. The most important part of the story was rushed.
Jason Priestley did his best job in years. Is good to see him working again, and he looks just like MCS, a friend of mine.
THIS MOVIE IS INDICATED FOR ANY FAN OF GOOD OLD GLITTER ROCK.
TWISTED SISTER AND JONH DENVER RULES.