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Troll 2 (1990)
If you looked up "awful" in the dictionary, you'd see a pic. of it!
Was recommended by more than one cynical friend to see this. Finally viewed it last Sat. night, and I'm still trying to recover 4 days later. Just had a few questions, other than, "Why was this movie even made in the first place"? Why did the dad have an unidentifiable southern accent, even though no one else in his family did? Why did the head witch (?) speak in a quasi-Russian accent, that she apparently found hard to stay in-character to enunciate? My favorite line in the flick was her mondo-bizarro, "My people come from...Stone-henge". Bloody 'orrible reference that was, mate! And why, when witchie-poo morphed into a vixen and seduced Johnny Stud in the RV, did she feed him popcorn? And why did it pop exponentially filling the Winnebago from hell? And what was the point? It didn't turn the guy into green, or any other color, slime. It didn't even harm him. Was she hoping for, "Death by Orvillle Redenbacher"? And the mom character, did she go to some kind of acting school which had a session entitled, "If you want to emote intensity...NEVER blink your eyes"? And I suppose, to close this missive, I could ask why the word "Troll" was NEVER mentioned in the film, but that would probably just hurt my feelings and give me a migraine. If you can see only one bad movie in your lifetime and you can't do Ed Wood films 'cuz they're in black and white, "Troll II" is it! Enjoy!