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If you watch this, expect a strong feeling of loss and regret
This movie deserves no rating, and it's not for the reasons you'd think. It is a complete failure, but mostly because it got past common sense, Hollywood budgets, and directing standards.
All because I believe Shaq threw enormous piles of money at it, and no one wanted to tell him this was the worst possible movie idea.
Also take note that Shaq raises his eyebrows every other word he speaks.
Some moments are only mildly painful, while others are clench your teeth, eye-squinting travesties. Most notably, the rap battle between the boy and Shaq, where they repeat "We ain't men, we genie."
* Scowling at a piece of toast. * A boom box that shoots a shower of sparks * A grown man showering in front of a child * A rapping genie, that despite boasting his lyrical skills, always starts every rhyme with "I am Kazaam" * More than an hour of your life wasted
These are what you have to look forward to in watching this.
I'm troubled that anyone thought this would make money, or legitimize Shaq's rapping career in the minds of children.
If you have a choice between sitting in gridlock traffic for 9 hours, 10 straight hours of oral surgery or watching Kazaam, Kazaam wins by a slight margin. There's no more positive endorsement I can give.
ThanksKilling 3 (2012)
"...your fingers are too big to close my eyelids for no reason"
Puppets, violence, gags, and of course our beloved crass Turkie. Everything in this film is much bigger. The sets, the lighting, the special effects, the songs and score.
Decidedly less human actors, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Almost every style of animation is present, save for claymation.
I'd recommend going into Thankskilling 3 with an open mind, and not expecting to see an exact clone of the original. It has HILARIOUS parody songs, sight gags, and lots of hidden little nuggets to be discovered.
All in all it was a very enjoyable film. It is definitely a proud addition to the collection. It took a little bit of a deviation from the first, but thats why its the 3rd installment right?
The only drawback was there could have been more violence. If the entire reason you loved the original was the violence, you may be left wanting more.
I personally would have a better time selling this film to regular movie watchers, and maybe a harder time of those who's normal viewing experience to be the scenes of torture and extreme that occupy todays horror cinema.