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Reaction & Review (2011)
Reaction and Review is one of the best internet shows ever created. Emer Prevost is a very talented show host. What is great about his reviews is that his taste is very unpredictable, you almost never know if he will enjoy a film or not. That is one of the many things that makes his show work. He is also very funny in his reviews, it is also very entertaining to see him suffer through terrible films, and you feel sorry for him at the same time. I consider his show to be the new Mystery Science Theater 3000, which he ironically is a fan of. I remember first seeing emer on expotv about 5 years ago, and seeing him on youtube around the same time with his fanboy chronicles and epic rants. Although I do not always agree with him, there is one thing for sure, he is never boring.
Troll 2 (1990)
Painful to watch
This movie is awful. It is laughably bad. I liked the first one, but this is terrible. sure there are a few good scenes(Oh my God,Corn Porn) But most of the movie is awful. It has a terrible plot. It is so painful that it is not even so bad its good. There are so bad it good movies, Like Plan 9, but this has worse acting than that. at least plan 9 is entertaining, but this is not. Troll 2 is the 4th worst movie I Have ever seen. don't waste your money. don't waste your time. It may be entertaining sometimes if you pretend your on MST3K. 1 out of 10. Terrible movie. should have been on MST3K. If you want to see a good bad movie, watch Plan 9.
As Patton would say, " This is one H*ll of a War film"
Out of all the WW2 films that I have seen, this is my personal favorite WW2 film. Also my favorite war film. It is very well written. George C.Scott's performance as General George Patton is great, wonderful. If you have not seen this, then you are missing out on one of the greatest performances of all time. It shows the military career of General Patton during World War II(The Great World War II, as he would call it) in battle such as North Africa, Sicily, Normandy, and Battle of the Bulge. George C.Scott's Performance as Patton is so great, you actually believe he really is Patton. George Scott had a growly voice, but in reality, General George Patton had a fairly high pitched southern accent. This film is definitely in my top 50 favorite films. If you are a WW2 buff or History Buff, or a fan of George C.Scott, then you will love this movie. The music is great. The acting is great. The ending is great. I give Patton an 8 out of 10 and a 5 out of 5, Best War film ever.
Not as Bad as A lot of people say
I thought that this movie was a good film. I think the people who say it sucks have never Seen the sequel, Troll 2(Man, that movie is awful). I thought this movie was interesting. In some parts, it drags a bit, but It was still not bad. I would not call this a masterpiece in anyway at all. But totally not awful. If you thought this movie sucked, then watch Troll 2 and then you will know what sucks. Trivia: There are 2 Characters named Harry Potter in this movie. Weird, Huh? I give this movie 7 out of 10 trolls. Enjoy the movie. A lot of people think that this is a Gremlins Rip-Off. I don't think it copies Gremlins at all. I thought this movie was a decent film. Not the best movie ever, but still fine. You can watch it on you-tube, Enjoy the film.
Tommy Boy (1995)
Oww, Son of a! That's gonna leave A Mark
I love this movie. It is a very very funny movie If you like Chris Farley and David Spade. I like both of Them. Chris Farley even more. David Spade is still good, though. This movie so funny. If your A Chris Farley Fan or David Spade Fan, then you will love this. If not, then you won't like this. I'm 11 years old, you might not even expect me to know who Chris Farley was, but I do. Rest in piece big guy. We miss ya. Please come back from the dead. I am not going to tell you the plot to this. See it for yourself. You will be laughing your head off. It is a gut busting comedy. A must see movie. Go rent it or buy it Tonight. I give it 8 out of 10 stars. Check it out. 5 out of 5.
The Dark Knight (2008)
A brilliant superhero film. Heath Ledger did a great job. A flawless film. Even better then Iron Man. I saw this movie twice. First time I saw it was the day after it came out. Second time was on August 29, 2008, This film is great. 5 out of 5 stars. If you haven't seen it, the stop reading this review, then go see it. I promise that you will love it. The Best Batman movie ever. Should win Best picture. Don't take anybody under the age of 8 or 9 because it could scare them. I will be buying it when it comes out on DVD. 8 out of 10. A+. This film is better the Batman Begins. If you liked Batman Begins, then you will love this. The ending was great. I think the Joker should be in the next one but I do not think that that person can beat Mr.Ledger. RIP Heath Ledger. Go see it now.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
A piece of Crap
Jaws 4 Bites. The worst of the series. First was Great. Second one was Good not great. The third one sucked. This one, Oh God, horrible. The shark roars in this one. Sharks don't roar. If I made a Jaws movie it would be a Trillion times better then this pile of crap. If you want a good Jaws movie(or movies) then watch Part 1 and 2, skip the rest. If I were you, I would avoid this one like the way Richard Simmons avoids women. Jaws: The Revenge is number 3 on my worst sequels list, and is number 6 on my worst movies ever made list. The death of the shark is retarded. This is probably one of my least favorite horror movies. We need to get this back in the Bottom 100, That is how bad this movie is. My overall rating for Jaws 4 is 1 out of 10 Roaring sharks. Thanks for reading my review.
I think this movie is alright. Not the best superhero film ever. I actually have this movie on DVD. The only reason why is because I was 6 and back then, I liked it a whole lot more. Now, I think it is OK. I think that this film is worth a rental. Not a buy. A rent. Not for everybody. Some of the acting is actually good. I think that this film is OK. Not a film to watch over and over again. Not as bad as some people say. In my opinion. It is alright. You either Like this movie or you hate it. I give Hulk 6 out of 10 stars. A marginal thumbs up. I liked it but did not love it. Rent it. Don't buy it. Rent it before you buy it. Marginal recommendation. Enjoy the movie. Thank you.
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Best of the trilogy, in my opinion
Okay, I have noticed a lot of comments that are negative. I just felt like making a comment for this one. Well, I really enjoyed this. I found this to be the most fun of the series, some of you were complaining that there was not enough action, uh, hello, this had 10 times more action then the first 2 films, and you are saying that it needs more action? Well, now I will talk about the good. The good:1.It is fun to watch. 2.It surpasses Parts 1 and 2 in my opinion. 3.It has venom in it. 4.Venom looks great. 5. The action is great. 6.Sandman, to my eyes looks similar to what he did in the comic books. 7.I like spidey's black costume. 8.It has an interesting premise. 9.It is dark. 10.It is good to watch when you are bored. The Bad: 1.There are some cheesy scenes and if you have scene the movie, then you probably know what I am talking about. 2.The dialogue is not that good but hey, it is a Spider-Man movie, not a Shakespeare play. 3.Not enough of Venom. I wish they could have made it a bit longer to show more of venom because Venom is my favorite Spider-Man villain. 4.The acting is not as good as the acting in the first 2 films, but hey, at least some of the acting is alright. 5. Even though I liked the black Spider-Man suit, it does not look like the way it did in the comics. Well, now I will talk about the reason why this movie is not for everyone. There are some scenes that are silly. Some people say that it has to many villains. To those people who said that, did you guys ever see Batman The Movie(No, no, no, not the 1989 film, the 1966 film based on the TV series) It had 4 villains, was it cheesy, yes, but enjoyable. I thought this movie was like a comic book on the big screen(yes, I know I stole that from the angry video game nerd). I know that some of you are going to say to me your stupid but, keep in mind we all have different taste. If you listened to the reviews, then I say go rent it, you might think it is the best of the series, you might think it is the worst of the series. I thought this one was the best one yet. So my overall rating for Spider-Man 3 is 8 out of 10 stars. Enjoy the ride. Thank you. Well that was probably the longest review I have ever written so far.
Iron Man (2008)
I hope this wins Best Picture
A great film. Not as good as Spider-Man 2 and 3(I know that a lot of you are going to hate me because I mentioned Spider-Man 3 but I thought that Spider-Man 3 was the best so deal with it) but Better then Spider-Man 1. A great film. This is a masterpiece. If you haven't seen it, then go to the movie theater right now. You need to see this in the theater. Now I will name my top 12 superhero films. 1.The Mask. 2.Spider-Man 3. 3.Spider-Man 2. 4.Batman Begins. 5.Iron Man. 6.Spider-Man 1. 7.X Men 2. 8.X Men. 9.Superman.10.Batman . 11.The Incredible Hulk.12.The Incredibles. I love Iron Man. I am really looking forward to Part 2. If you have not seen this, then go see this now. My overall rating for Iron Man is 8 out of 10 stars. Enjoy the ride. Thank you.
Jaws 2 (1978)
Good, not Great.
None of man's fantasies of evil could compare with the reality of Jaws, but this is still a good sequel. The first one was great. This is good not great. This is not a bad film like Siskel and Ebert said. Jaws 2 is a good sequel and this is where it should have ended. Even though I have only scene a little bit of the third one and I haven't scene the 4th one, I know that 3 and 4 are horrible and I don't want 3 and 4 to ruin the first 2 for me. Jaws 2 is a good not great sequel. I recommend it. If you have not seen this, then I recommend you on renting it. My overall rating for Jaws 2 is 7 out of 10 stars. Enjoy the ride. Thank you.
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Better then the original
This one of those sequels that surpasses the first one. A great blockbuster. A great second installment to the series. A great superhero film. There are some similarities to this and Superman II. If you have seen both, then you should know what I am talking about. If you liked the first one, then you will love this. A great second Part. I highly recommend this film. I love all 3 films. I loved this film. One of the best superhero films out there. If you are a DVD collector(Like me) then you should add this to your collection. It is that good. The acting is good. It has some humor. It has action and romance so Males and females will enjoy it. My overall rating for Spider-Man 2 is 8 out of 10 spiders. Enjoy. Thank you. Great film.
It is an alright film
This movie was Okay. It was just that Jar Jar was really annoying. I could go on forever. Well, lets talk about the good parts. The Good: #1.A great villain. #2.It was interesting to see Anakin's past, I enjoyed seeing his childhood. #3. Liam Neeson did a good job of acting as Qui Gon Jinn. #4. It was interesting to see what happened before parts 4, 5, and 6. The Bad: #1. Jar Jar is the worst character in this movie. He is annoying. #2. Jake Lloyd does not do the best of acting as Anakin. #3. Horrible dialogue. #4. I want Yoda as a puppet, Not CGI. Overall: It's OK, this my least favorite of the 6 films. If you have not seen it and you are expecting it to blow your mind away like Episodes 4, 5, and 6 did, then you will be very disappointed. My overall rating is 6 out of 10 stars. Enjoy.
Wayne's World (1992)
Very, very funny movie. I love this movie. Very funny. Probably Mike Myers best film. Your probably asking What about International Man of Mystery(The first Austin Powers movie)? Well, I have yet to see it. Back to my review. Wayne's World is hilarious. I am a big fan of the Bill & Ted pictures so I enjoyed this. This movie is about 2 guys in there 20s(I think there in there 20s) named Wayne and Garth. They have there own TV show called Wayne's World. I will not give anything else away. Wayne's World is based on a popular SNL sketch. If you liked Bill and Ted 1 and 2 then you will love this. My overall rating is 8 out of 10 stars. Enjoy. Thank you.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
OK, I have not seen the entire version of it but once I watched a little bit of this movie on TV and I have to say from what I saw was just boring and stupid. It was so bad that I turned off the TV. One of the worst movies ever. I have not seen Jaws 4:The Revenge but I know it is worse then this and I will do a comment for it. This movie sucked. I have yet to see Jaws 2 but I will soon. Well, if you haven't seen this, then do not. Just stay away. That is how bad this movie was. It sucks man, it sucks. Horrible just horrible. Avoid this movie at all cost. Thank you. My overall rating for Jaws 3-D is 3-D out of 10 stars. Don't enjoy. Thank you.
One of the best superhero films ever
I enjoyed this. If you liked the first Superman film, you will love this. I think that it is better then Superman, but Superman is still good. If you are a fan of the spider-man comic books, then you will like this. I believe that any true fan of the comics would enjoy this film. I have read some Spidey comics and liked them. If you have not seen this, then go to your local video rental store and rent it. If you like it, then buy it. I remember the day I first saw it in the theater. I was 5. I loved it. So did my mom. We bought it on DVD when the DVD came out. I still love it to this day. I have seen all 3 in the movie theater and own all 3 of them on DVD. So my overall rating for Spider-Man 1 is 8 out of 10 spiders. Enjoy. Thank you.
Superman III (1983)
I think it is OK
Not the best superhero movie you will ever see. This movie, in some ways, it turns into a Richard Pryor comedy. If you are expecting a masterpiece, then you are going to be disappointed. The good: 1.Christopher Reeve does a good job. 2. Good special effects. 3.I like the Superman turning evil part, that was kinda cool. 4.I liked the fight scene with Clark and evil superman. 5.I thought that the scene where the woman turns into this robot was cool. 6.It did have a interesting premise. The Bad: 1.The dialogue is not very good. 2.It is not as good as the first 2 films. 3.Even though I thought the robot scene was cool, I thought that it made it seem like a horror movie and less like a superhero movie. Overall:It is an okay film. Not the best of the 5 movies but it is better then Superman 4:The quest for peace. It is my 4th favorite of the series. My overall rating for Richard Lester's Superman III is 6 out of 10 stars.
Superman II (2006)
Richard Donner's Superman Part II
Wow, what a masterpiece. If this were the real version, then this would have been the best Superman film of all time. It is even better then Richard Donner's Superman and Richard Lester's Superman II. For me, this met all expectations. I had high hopes and I loved it. I am glad I own it on DVD, it was well worth spent. If you have not seen this version, only Lester's version, then you need to see this. I will not give anything away. This is what Superman 2 should have been. I enjoyed Richard Lester's Superman II but I enjoyed this even more. Dick, kudos to you for making this. You did a great job. If you do not know the story, then allow me to tell you. In the late 70s, Richard Donner was working on Superman 1 and 2 at the same time. He was spending too much time on the sequel and not enough on the original. And he also went over budget. Then he got fired from directing Part 2 and he started too work on Part 1 some more. Richard Lester was hired to direct Part 2, now.Lester reshot and took out the scenes that Donner shot for no reason. Well that is the story. Now back to my review. This is a great film. My overall rating for Superman Part II: The Richard Donner cut is 8 out of 10 stars. Enjoy the ride. Thank you. epatters3 logging out. out of 10 stars. Enjoy the ride. Thank you. epatters3 loging out.
Superman II (1980)
Richard Lester's Superman II
Not as good as Superman I but it is still a great movie. I have already ordered The Donner Cut but it has not came in the mail yet but it will soon. I have yet to see the donner cut, once it comes in the mail I will watch it and then review it. Superman 2 is a very fun film. If you liked the first one then you will like this one also. It is almost as good as Superman 1. It is a little campy. There are a couple of scenes that are dark. It is the second best of the series in my opinion. Some people on here say that this is better then the first part. I disagree. I think this is almost as good. It is a great film. My overall rating for Superman II is 7 out of 10 stars. Enjoy. Thank you.
Best Superman movie
What a great film. One of the best Superhero movies ever. I have been a big fan of these movies since when I was 6 I believe. This is one of my favorites. R.I.P Marlon Brando and R.I.P Christopher Reeve. I own a box set of the first 4 Superman movies and of the 5 films this is my favorite one in the series. If you have not seen it, please, rent it, buy it, whatever. It is fun. It is Rated PG. It is good for the family. The acting is excellent. Richard Donner does a fantastic job at directing this film. A great script. Superman's costume is great. Christopher Reeve is excellent as the man of steel. It is a classic. If you are a fan of superhero flicks, then this is for you. My overall rating is 8 out of 10 stars. I highly recommend this film. Enjoy. Thank you.
Return of the Fly (1959)
It's actually not bad
Not as good as the first one. But it is still good. I watched this recently because I bought the box set(I have yet to watch Curse of the Fly but I will soon) a month ago. Now on to my review. If you are expecting the Fly to return, then you are going to be disappointed because he does not. It is about his son. His son turns into a Fly. The movie should be called The New Fly. Phillipe as a man/Fly his head is even bigger then Andre's in Part 1. This movie takes place 15 years after Part one. If the first one takes place in 1958(the year it was made) then that means that this one takes place in 1973. Funny because I do not recall seeing disco balls in this movie. LOL. Well this was shot in 1959. I enjoyed this movie. I think that Vincent Price does a better job of acting then he did in the first one. He actually has a bigger role in this one. I recommend this film. If you liked the first part then you will like the second part I believe. My overall rating is 7 out of 10 flies. Enjoy. P.S. The scene where Vincent Price faints is priceless.
3rd best Star wars movie.
I used to think that Revenge of the Sith was my 3rd favorite SW film but now I think that Episode III is my 4th favorite of the 6 films. Return of the Jedi is a great film, Not as good as New hope or Empire but It is still good. One thing I do not like about it is the ewoks. But the ewoks are better then Jar Jar. If you liked the first 2(of the original trilogy) then you should like this. It has a good light saber duel. So it is a great film. Well, Jar Jar was not in this, thank God. So this is a good film. It is good for the family. So I liked it. So, my overall rating is 8 out of 10 stars. Great film. Awesome. Enjoy the ride. Thank you.
2nd Best Indy flick
The only Indy flick that is better then this is Raiders. After the events of the first 2, well I have not watched this in a long time but I have seen this. I find it funny that it is titled The Last Crusade because it is not the last crusade. Sean Connery is in this, I think that is cool because I like James Bond movies. Connery plays Indy's father. Good acting, and a good script. This is the first Indiana Jones film to be rated PG-13. I do recall some bits. So, If you liked the first 2, then you should like this, If you did not then there is no talking to you. So this is a great film in my opinion. If you have not seen any of the 4 movies then buy or rent the first 3 then go see the 4th one in your local movie theater. So my overall rating is 8 out of 10 stars. Enjoy the ride. Have fun. Thank you.
Good not great prequel.
If you are expecting this to be a sequel, you will be disappointed. This is a prequel to Raiders of the lost ark. Temple takes place in 1935. Raiders takes place in 1936. Well, I have review the first and fourth one. I might as well review all of them. This is my least favorite of the 4 movies, but that does not mean that it is bad. 1 thing I don't like about the movie is short round. But Short Round is better then Jar Jar. This is the movie that inspired the PG-13 rating. It is true. This film was controversial with parents because there is a scene where you can see a man's heart being ripped out. This film is known as the straw that broke the parents back. Steven Spielberg said whenever he saw a child in the movie theatre, He would cover his eyes when it showed the heart rip scene. Well, it is a good not great film. So I recommend it. My least favorite of the 4 movies, though. My overall rating is 7 out of 10 stars.
Oh, God! You Devil (1984)
2nd best of the trilogy
Good not great. Not as good as Oh God! but better then Oh God! Book II. I finally saw this today and it was good. Oh God! You Devil is a good ending to the series. So if you liked the first 2 or just the first, then you should like this. George Burns is funny in both roles. So it is a good film. MPAA Rating:PG. My MPAA Rating:PG-13. Too bad that we never got a fourth one. Well, enjoy. I hope you like it. I liked it because it has some funny parts and it was appealing and if your a lonely(or feel lonely) then you should like this. so, My overall rating for Oh God! You Devil is 7 out of 10 angels. So enjoy. Thank you. Have a good time while watching it. It has some good slapstick and a good performance by George Burns. So enjoy.