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Blind Fury (1989)
Blind Fury
*spoilers*
Blind Fury is a tale of revenge, love, and being a blind, Samurai sword master version of Rutger Hauer.
Our tale begins with Rutger Hauer beating up some mexicans and then kidnapping a sexually confused 13 year old boy with a mullet, played by Brandon Call (also known as JT from step by step). The two set out on an adventure of trying to find Brandons drug dealing father while a man who enjoys smoking cigars, being wacked in the crotch by corn, and being very scary follows them. luckily Rutger Hauer has a samurai sword and when he gets angry he gets furious, as well as the fact that he is blind, hence the name blind fury, honestly I've never actually seen this movie but I still recomend it.
Highly
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Nightmare on elm street or the original home alone
spoilers I enjoyed this movie and really liked the villian, but everytime I watch it I cant stop laughing at the end. The main character sets up alot of booby traps to get freedy, including a giant hammer that hits Freedy in the gut, and a few lightbulbs filled with gun powder. I was waiting for Freedy to team up with Joe Pecie and go step on some broken ornements, or get hit in the head with a paint bucket.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1993)
what is the point?
of even having other talk shows when this one exist. Space ghost wouldnt even need the guest since he is funny on his own, but the guest add a very nice touch, like most Adult Swim shows Space Ghost has random things happening all the time. for example Space Ghost will just attack or shoot Zorak for no reason, now that is good television.
Hell's Highway (2002)
"My name is not Lucindia but it is close enough"
*SPOILERS*
What drives a person to do such horrible things, no I am not talking about the evil Lucindia, but the makers of this film, how could they sink so low. The movie is about a bunch of wild crazy teens who are driving through the desert, when they pick up a mysterious girl who later attacks them. When they finally escape from the crazed killer, they do what all crazy teens do after being attacked, have sex. some other stuff happens like a guy getting his penis cut off and the finding of a tape which explains the mysterious Lucindia. later the crazy teens drive off but unfortunatly run into Lucinda again. But this time she has a chainsaw that she uses to attack and kill one of the teens which is a extrimly strange scene. the survivors run off for what seems to be forever untill it cuts to a night scene and a man dressed up like a sniper pops up and kills one of the guys and brings the other one to a secret government base. It ended up that Lucidia is not satan but instead is a clone of one of the nurses, in fact there are a few clones, 4 total thats how it seemed like she could appear evrywhere as well as the fact that she died a few times, and for some reason two of them have a scary tattoo on the side of there faces. some other stuff happens which i dont care to mention because I cant belive I typed more than 12 words for this review.
Hellgate: The House That Screamed 2 (2001)
just say no to House that screamed Hellgate 2
I was really disapointed, not in the movie i already expected that to be terrible, but that I was disapointed that no one shot me in the head or at least somehow blinded me so that i wouldnt have to see this movie. If your looking for a better movie made by the same director/main character I suggest you see the classic Feeders or even better Feeders 2. scratch that last part, instead go find Jon MicBride and stop him from making another movie ever again.
Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos (2002)
Great game, but I hate it for ending
*kinda a spoiler* I have been a big fan of Blizzard games since the orginal Warcraft, and Warcraft 3 is defiently the best to come from them so far. Not only is it a great game but has one of the best stories in a game I have ever heard. Unfortunatly the leave you wanting more by not explaining what happens to some of the charcters, but i guess thats what expansions are for.