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I saw this movie a couple of years ago back in...2006 or 7? I got to say...this movie is CRAP! The only good scene is at the start when the two people are having sex in the tent. That was awesome but apart from that...it was a complete failure. The movie is about a snake and I watched about 1 hour of it and in that hour I only saw the snake once. That's how crap it is. Seriously...this movie is God awful. If you're looking for a good movie...DON'T WATCH THIS. God was I bored watching this. Eventually my mom just said "change the channel this movie is shi*" I'm telling you...this movie is a train wreck. Don't watch it. If fact I recommend that you recommend to no one to watch this movie. It's just bad...plain and simple. Don't know what the hell was going on through the directors mind
The Descent (2005)
This is a pretty good movie. At first I was bored and wanted to watch something else because I thought that ALL this movie that this movie is about is some girls that trapped in a cave. But then that boredom feeling went away. This is a good horror. Lots of bloody violence. The one flaw in the movie is the ending. It leaves you with a question - So do they all die or does she get away? The Crawlers (thats the monsters in the cave) aren't really that scary but overall: it's a pretty good movie. I don't know how this movie got an 18 certificate rating - I've seen loads of other horrors and they're a thousand times more horrific than this one. If movies were judged by my standard - this would have gotten a 15 certificate or a 12 certificate if some of the scenes had been deleted. 8/10.
Grand Theft Auto IV (2008)
The worst GTA I've played
I've played GTA: Vice City Stories (pretty good), San Andreas (Excellent) and then this (bad). The graphics are extremely good and things seem almost as in real-life. My mate let me borrow this game and I was thinking to myself...YES! The results proved that this game was abysmal. One of the main flaws in this game are the crappy fighting moves + the almost impossible to drive cars. I don't know how people can say that this game is good because I personally think that it is probably the worst in the series. If you're a GTA fan then DON'T play this game because 8/10 chance is that you'll be disappointed. Crap game...graphics - 9/10, rest - 2/10. Overall 3/10
Condemned 2: Bloodshot (2008)
Very impressive horror
I haven't played the first Condemned but this one is supposedly better and I think it is brilliant. It is very effective to give someone the scare and I think this is a very good horror game. The interesting thing about it is that it isn't the monsters that make this game scary but other things.
1). The first thing that makes this game a horror is the location that you are in. Dark, abandoned and a very rough city where potential dangers lurk almost around every corner.
2). Although the city is abandoned, phsycopaths lurk around the city. Things called Sonic Devices are scattered around the city which emit waves that basically fu*k up people's brains and make them go insane and violent. This isn't your average rough city. This is super-rough.
3). The third thing is the monsters themselves. Like the phsycopaths, monsters lurk around the city as well, waiting for you to go into the wrong place and then...your basically done for.
I highly recommend this game to horror game fans. This will surly give you a good scare. (I haven't even completed it and I love it!)
I thought it really good
I'm not a fan of Transformers, I haven't even seen the animated cartoons OR the 1st Transformers movie which came out in 2007. I saw the trailer for this movie and it pretty good and considering that many people said that the 1st one was absolutely excellent, I went and saw this one. I haven't seen the 1st Transformers movie but this was really good. Great effects, intense fighting scenes and Megan Fox. Megan Fox is well fit, she's probably one of the most sexiest actresses I've ever seen. The one bad this about the film is that the plot is unclear. Apart from that, well done Michael Bay for making this good piece of work. If there is a 3rd Transformers movie coming into cinemas and I sure hope there is, I'm going definitely going to watch it. Many people who have seen the 1st Transformers say that this is not as good but I haven't seen the n1st one and yet I think this is really good.
This disappointed me
Since I took a GCSE Media course, we get to watch loads of films. Unfortunately we had to watch this. Rubbish ending, hardly get to see the monster until somewhere at the end where it eats that man up then spits him out. Also the camera was annoying. There were SOME decent parts in but overall...it was rubbish. I expected it to be good but after 45 mins of watching it...I knew it was a failure. Most of the people in my class thought it was rubbish and so did I. The girls were fit in the film...we agreed to that but overall...not as good as expected. I was fairly disappointed at the ending. It was rubbish. Overall I personally think this film deserves a 3/10.
The Golden Compass (2007)
What the FU*K was this?!
I walked into the cinema happy to see this film because the trailer looked excellent and it had surpassed by expectations. I walked out and man was I fuc*ed off. Now I don't think I've seen a bad film in cinemas but for this...yeah there's a first time for everything. This movie was bad and i mean BAD. One of the worst movies I have ever seen. The plot was stupid and I'm not even going to put down my opinions on what I thought of dog-like girl in the movie. The ONLY good thing in this movie was the polar bear fight. I felt like I had paid 10 pounds for a cheeseburger that's been passed it's sell-by date for the past 6 months. The director must have been on a potent mix of class-A drugs and a large quantity of alcoholic beverages. My god man...1/10 is a luck rating for this piece of trash.
Why do I even bother?
Seriously....why do I even bother thinking that some movies are worth the money? This movie is worthless. It is...it's just bad. The special effects for the dragons is just something you would laugh at. The plot is stupid as it is! The only good thing about it was that the girl was as fit as hell. Apart from that it was just...well...there isn't really a word to describe the failure of this movie. It is just so bad. I don't recommend it to anyone...in fact I recommend that people don't recommend this movie! The action in this movie is just...oh god it's horrible. I highly recommend to anyone that they pass up watching this movie. This movie is a horror...not the genre horror but literally, this movie is actually a horror to watch. Do NOT watch this film. Bad acting, bad effects, bad plot...bad everything. 2/10 (the 2 is for the fit girl)
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
what the FU*K was this?
I had heard that this movie was a highly scary, very suspenseful and intense movie. Instead I get FU*KING NOTHING!!!!! No WAY should this film have been made. All it is is two lowlife idiots and an obsessed bitch who go into the forest to look for a 'Blaire Witch' What happens? They get lost in the forest, one of the stupid moronic dimwits decided to throw the map (the only thing that even remotely gives them a chance of getting out) in the creek. After that they decide to head south but they keep ending up back in the same place. The only thing is that this film has a slight suspenseful atmosphere but apart form that...nothing. I saw just about under half of the movie and i couldn't go on, it was so boring. What else I don't understand is that there are two guys and a girl in the forest. Obviously they're going to stressed. No sex? I mean come on, they had the best stress reliever right at their fingertips and nothing? Not even a kiss for fuc*s sake!No Horror, no sex...nothing. If you like watching horror movies then don't even glance at the movie. It was an insult for this to be considered a horror. 2/10
Donkey Punch (2008)
First of all this movie doesn't really fit into a horror category but it was very enjoyable for me. The entire movie was good but the number 1 best scene would have to be the group sex orgy scene. THAT WAS FU*KING GREAT. The girl who got fuc*ed up the pussy and then the ass by a different guy (who performs the donkey punch move on her and kills her) was very fit. It is an intense film. NOt that much bloody violence but it is entertaining. If your someone who wants to see a film with a graphic sex scene (the group sex orgy scene was one of the best reasons to watch this film) then this is THE film for you. This film would be a teenagers favourite with the graphic sexual content it contains. 100/10 for the sex. 8/10 for the intense atmosphere and 10/10 for the whole movie together.