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Here are my favorite entertainment (mostly)quotes.
Nietzsche is dead-God
He had accepted his fate of being Bubba, both now and forever.-Justine (The Good Girl)
You'll be leaving here before I will.-Walker (Walker Texas Ranger)
THERE ARE...FOUR LIGHTS!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard-Star Trek TNG
You can't do this,
You cannot do this!-Mary
Tetragrammaton, there's nothing we can't do.-Preston (Equilibrium)
By God's grace you are not Bin Laden! -Pastor Odle
Let's just think about this for a second, shall we. I am out of your league, I'm so out of your league, that if your league exploded, I wouldn't hear about it for three days.
Nicole Noone (The Librarian: Quest for the Spear)
I sure am boy!
James Bond (Roger Moore)
Behold gravity in all its glory!-Milhouse(The Simpsons)
You Believe in God don't you?-Lewis
Um, I guess, I mean I believe there is something bigger than us.-Kira
Shoot! Trees are bigger than us!-Lewis(Invasion)
Count your blessings!
Cut your losses!
and follow the yellow brick road! Miss One-(The Wiz)
I had a clear conscience, unpolluted by sin.
I took the wrong path. It wasn't my fault that I took it, but I must bear the blame for continuing on it.
-Mr. Rochester (Jane Eyre)
Vote no on number 24!
Vote no on number 24!
Vote no on number 24!
Vote no on number 24!-Townspeople
It's a landslide yes on proposition 24!-Kent Brockman(The Simpsons)
I have no other choice, you are so rotten, so despicable so NAUGHTY, I'm putting you on...The Permanent Naughty Plaque!! Bum Bum Bum.-
Santa(The PowerpuffGirls Christmas)
Sometimes Number One, you just have to bow to the absurd.-Captain Picard (Star Trek: TNG)
She's not a Christian!-Margueri te (Trading Spouses)
All yours....Bambi!-Thumper(Diamonds are forever)
Do you still profess to be prepared for what awaits you?-Q (Star Trek: TNG)
Oh No! It's the apocalypse!
Bart, are you wearing clean underwear?
-Marge
Not anymore!-Bart (The Simpsons)
The people look like ants from up here.-Michael (?)
They are ants Michael! They are ants!-Bill Gates (The Family Guy)
I can’t keep this up! It’s not in my nature to care about people!—Dale (King of the Hill)
I might have guessed!-James Bond
You know him?- Dr. Holly Goodhead
Not socially. His name's Jaws, he kills people. -James Bond
Momma doesn't care about etiquette!
It's the cake she cares about!-Louisa (Persuasion)
Quiet!....A whale is in trouble. I have to go!-Al Gore(30 Rock)
Dare I ask where those 3 fingers had been prior to my client chopping them off?-Shirley (Boston Legal)
Suck. My. Lobe.-Shirley (Boston Legal)
This wasn't the United States of America that week.-Alan Shore (Boston Legal)
The Mystery of the Cross commands you!
The saints and martyrs commands you!
The Blood of Christ commands you!-Van Helsing (Dracula)
Don't arm nuclear bombs for terroists!
-Chloe (24)
"Those who wait to seek God in the 11th hour
usually die at 10:30" -I. Vanzant
Am I really that ugly?—Moe (The Simpsons)
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.-Willy Wonka
George, with the way that you treat the Willis' I'm surprised that they even bother to come here-Louis
Me too! Aint they ever going to learn?-George (The Jeffersons)
(Calmly)
Someone is shooting at us.
(After getting shot, he insisted on finishing his interview)
It was not a significant bullet. I am not afraid.- Werner Herzog
(About Elton John's wedding)
The Queen won't be going to that one either. Charlie Gibson (Good morning America)
You first parents of the human race...who ruined yourself for a apple, what might you not have done for a truffled turkey?!
--Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
If you don't squeeze it, nobody else will! -Denise Austin
Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
I'm not giving up on you guys, So don't you give up on me...Now get the hell out!-Chef Ramsey (Hell's Kitchen)
"I am so proud of him, the guy cant even breath when he walks and he's out there running."-Kell y Lebrock(Celebrity fit club)
"YOUR GOAL WEIGHT IS 7 DAMN POUNDS. HAVE A NICE *beep* DAY"!-Harvey IV (Celebrity fit club)
Gandalf (Ian McKellen) from The Lord of the Rings is one of my favorite characters ever. Here are some of his quotes:
Always remember Frodo, the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.-Gandalf(LOTR :The Fellowship of the Rings)
Don't tempt me Frodo!-Gandalf(LOTR :TFOTR)
That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life.
-Gandalf (LOTR:TFOTR)
I ran out of Lipstick.-Christian (Nip/Tuck)
What about my face Dr. Troy?-Flabby Abby
It's a lost cause-Dr. Troy (Nip/Tuck)
Just because I'm ugly doesn't mean I'm attracted to ugly-Flabby Abby(Nip/Tuck)
You sold our business to a hooker?!-Sean(Nip/T uck)
How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.
CHET-{Kicking and Screaming)
We are strong! -Pakleds
Yes, you are armed to the teeth-Geordi
Teeth are for chewing!-Pakleds (ST:TNG)
Bunions or not, she wore her two-inch heels to church-these were stretched to make room for the bunions because you couldn't stand up and praise the Lord if your dogs were barking.-Lonnice Brittenum Bonner (The Kitchen Beautician)
He's mean, nasty and he hates everything to do with Christmas! Sam the Snowman(Rudolph)
Never knew a bumble snow monster yet who turned down a pork dinner for deer meat. DO YOUR STUFF!-Yukon (Rudolph)
Well how do you like that? Even among misfits we're misfits!-Yukon (Rudolph)
Law and order isn't simply something found on television four nights a week!
And in that moment, everything I knew to be true about myself up until then was gone. I was acting like another woman, yet I was more myself than ever before. -Francesca (The Bridges of Madison County)
I'm afraid to be alone,
I'm afraid not to be alone. (Frankie and Johnny)
[unenthusiastically ]
Stop. Don't. Come back.-Willy Wonka
I'm not giving up on you Kimber!-Christian
My name is Karen!-Patient (Nip/Tuck)
One more change and I think I'm through.-Lou (Rescue Me)
Why you always have to choose hate over love man?-Matt(Nip/Tuck)
And thanks to that hoe, our beaver survived a close shave-Maximum Exposure
That's my beach towel! OMG!-cheated on guy(Cheaters)
You've gained weight and I'm irritated!-Wife
Are you Beyonce?-Husband (Divorce Court)
Predictably, I once again saved the day!-Hercules
(Sign)
Guards Wanted:
If you can read this you're over qualified. (The Simpsons)
[Praying to God in song]
A little flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake, I'd accept with some despair. But no, you send us Congress! Good God, sir, was that fair?
JOHN ADAMS(1776)
If she was coughing or dying, she was doing it politely. -Sylvester Stallone (about Ellen Barkin choking)
"Most fools think they are only ignorant." -Benjamin Franklin
Last week we learned that you can’t make a ho into a housewife. This week we learned that we can’t make a ho love her some Jesus.
-who to credit with this? alas, I don't know either Cherry or Ron Mexico.
"This rotten tuna sandwich is the Fox News of lunch"-- phojo11
Here drink, but don't spill it would kill the grass.-Uncle (Hard Target)
Considering you are a janitor, I have to deny your request for 4 million in lost wages.-Judge (Drew Carey Show)
Excellent, my plan to ruin my life is working out perfectly.-Drew Carey (Drew Carey Show)
I don't step aside. I step up.-Vic (The Shield)
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. Sydney J. Harris
"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."--Mark Twain
It’s hard to be a happy person, when you’re not a decent one.—Jerry Springer
There are ways of killing yourself, without killing yourself. John Travolta’s character (Saturday night live)
You used to be on my list of trustables. It was a very short list. I wasn’t even on the list! Dale. King of the Hill
All right. All right. I'll tell you. Do you know... the muffin man?-Gingerbread Man
The muffin man?-Lord Farquaad
The muffin man.-Gingerbread Man
Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?-Lord Farquaad
Well, she's married to the muffin man... -Gingerbread Man
The muffin man?-Lord Farquaad
THE MUFFIN MAN!-Gingerbread Man
She's married to the muffin man.-Lord Farquaad (Shrek)
Board Quotes:
Good grief. No race of female is safe from VH1's wrath. chrysanthemum(TWOP)
The Ten Commandments:
Oh Memnent! You're only happy when you're misrable. (Memnent's maid)
The steel has been tempered. The metal is ready - for the Maker's hand. (Narrator)
Does her skin grate garlic? Nefertiri
His God... is God! (Rameses)
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