HossTM Reviews

Pura vida Ibiza (2004)

L'art pour l'art the German way

[1/10 · 12 February 2004]

!WARNING! - Watching this movie could seriously lead to brain malfunction... ... so you're best off if you hand over your brains at the ticket counter. Wait a minute, if you've decided to actually buy that ticket, that won't be necessary anymore.

This movie is a plotless piece of junk, and not even two bottles of wine make it bearable. The flat and embarrassing "jokes" will cause you no tears of joy, but cries of pain while you join the "actors" in a movie wie Germans consider "comedy."

Bellaria - So lange wir leben! (2002)

Lunatic Movie With Heart And Humor

[10/10 · 12 November 2002]

You have to see this one by yourself before you judge it. I saw it as a preview at a Dresden cinema and it strangely reminded me on the movies of the early Helge Schneider, especially dialogue and quality wise. Though there is no real plot, you can enjoy yourself for a couple of funny hours. Don't forget the beer and some pretzels.