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~Better Off Dead
You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!
~Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
The blood of these whores is killing me!
~Blood for Dracula
There's a lot of pollution between here and the North Pole.
I kick ass for the Lord!
Don't tell me I don't know what Vietnam was like!
I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right.
To know death, Otto, you have to *beep* life in the gallbladder.
~Flesh for Frankenstein
Don't piss me off, junior, or I will repaint this office with your brains!
~Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Eat a bowl of *beep*!
~Night of the Demons
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Anyway, how's your sex life?
It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you.
And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!