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Another Gay Movie (2006)
I will start to say i am not gay. Me and my two friends rented this because, well it seemed like it could be funny, some gay-jokes could be kind of fun. But after just ten minutes i considered walking out of there doing something else. Because this movie is so got damn disgusting, just because their gay they got to have sex all the time. You see dicks everywhere, people sticking up pointy stuff in their ass and really bad language all the time. This must be very offended for gays and for straight people its just weird, stupid and creepy and not funny in any way at all. And if there is anything that is funny its the none gay jokes, which there ain't a lot of. Don't ever watch this sick movie.
The greatest masterpiece of motion picture history.
I did not read the books before watching this, well i read The Fellowship the Ring, the first on before watching just this movie, the third. Because i loved the first two to death. And i am writing this review for all three because i see them as one big movie divided by three. But i think The Return of the King is the best one so that is why i write the review here. I think The Lord of The Rings Trilogy is the best movie/movies in history. Great acting, great environments, great characters, great story, great world, great....i could go on forever. Everything is just perfect. I could not say much more. Just watch it, all three movies, and you will be crushed by movie beauty, crushed under the feet by this undefeated masterpiece. Best movie of all time. Thank Mr. Peter Jackson and JJR Tolkien for this.
This is a good horror movie, really good. It has a used kind of plot but the movie uses it in a very different frightening way. When Cusack first arrives at the hotel, only in the lobby you are starting to get bad vibes, because you know something bad is coming up. And when the hotel manager (Jackson) is starting to warn Cusack about staying in 1408, and telling him everything that has happened there, it only gets worse. I really felt that i didn't wanna see what happened when he went in there. I did NOT want Cusack to walk into that room. Now the really scary parts begin. But scary is good. 1408 delivers what it wants, a scary, mystical, psychological thriller with a really intense mood. Very different from other fast made mediocre horror movies, which seem to just come every single minute. Movies like 1408 is rare, also because of the actors. Good, talented actors stars in this movie. Its not many horror movies which stars this kind of actors. But i think that maybe this is because its a Steven King based movie. Then its not just an ordinary horror movie and draws different kind of thinking, actors and creators. A 8/10. Scary, tense, good acting and nice plot. See it.
Max Payne (2008)
Best game-movie adaption out there
Many people will think this is a boring, not very new thinking movie but you have to play the games to get it. People who haven't played the games wont get some parts and will just think they are weird or stupid. So you, who haven't played the games, don't give this movie crap because you just don't get it. I think this is a great game to movie adaption, far better than Tomb Raider or Hit-man. The movie really captures the feeling and atmosphere of the games, the darkness, snow, rain and so on. That is what this movie really needed to succeed as a good Max Payne adaption, and it has that. The acting was good too, Wahlberg is really good as Max Payne and many of the other characters fits in their parts and looks like they do in the game, which is good. And i was really kind of surprised that the story followed the first game almost exact, which made me feel good. Because i don't think you should change the script much when its based on something. The visuals are great, really well made effects. Also really cool and well shot photo and filming, with good light and so on. But i think there's just one thing i want to say is bad, it was not as much action as i thought, to be a real Max Payne movie this should have had more action in it. Well the action scenes are cool and exciting but if you expect as much action as in the game, you wont get it. But i also think that just that is what maybe keeps the movie good too, because if the producers had stuffed the movie with tons of action it maybe just would have seemed more "b" like lets say "Doom". It wouldn't be taken so serious as it should be. Because the game is a really serious one, which has a good story and a deep meaning and to explain all that, lots of action wouldn't fit in. So my final opinion is that this is a really good movie-game adaption, the best out there. Good characters, cool environments and effects and of course its Max Payne, one of my favorite games. So if you like the game, go see this. But if you haven't played the games, don't expect much, it will probably be an OK movie anyway but its best with the game experience in you luggage.
The Dark Knight (2008)
This is the best Batman movie of all, the best superhero movie and one of the best movies in all categories. Excellent! Ledgers Joker is outstanding, as he licks his scarred mouth and laugh that evil laugh, one of the most memorable performances ever. Christian Bales Batman is better than ever, when going deep into hes own mind, trying to figure out if he is a hero or just a freak. The whole mood and atmosphere is really good, dark and wonderful. Chaos spreads through Gotham City as you are watching one hell of a movie. You have to see this movie to realize how good it is, and what makes it good. If you haven't seen it yet, go see this Dark Masterpiece right away!
The D Rocks!
This is a really good movie if you are a fan of Tenacious D. Or if you like this kind of music. Both Jack and Kyle are great actors and i just love the songs made for this movie. Amazing! But when i look at comments thats bad i see that much people vote bad for not liking their music and on certain comments it seems like people don't even know they are a real band. People that don't like the band or their music shouldn't even vote. This is a movie made for all their fans and maybe to get new ones. And this movie don't deserve peoples votes that don't even know of the band or doesn't like their music or anything. Leave this to rockers and fans! This rocks!
This is my best Friends
I will start to say that this is my favorite show ever, ever, ever and ever. Its not just the funniest comedy-show, its the best of all TV programs thats on TV. Its hilarious but so much more than that to. The humor is just incredible and i love almost every joke thats ever been told in the series. All of the characters and I really mean ALL of them are funny, everyone in there own wonderful way. Of course I have some that I like more but even that is really hard to choose. Because if you have gotten to a point where you think: "Well he is really my favorite", and then if you think of some other character again, you will have to change your mind. Because it doesn't matter how you think, every character will still be as funny as the others. And as I said before, Friends is not just about comedy, its so much more. The way the characters say there lines, their style, the atmosphere and joy makes this show to more than just an ordinary sitcom. I don't even think about it as a show, because the characters are so alive, you are watching a bunch of wonderful people live through 10 years of their lives. You really care about them and feel sorry if something bad happens or really feel the great, funny atmosphere around them when their having fun. The actors are just great to. The producers could not have picked better actors. I must say that this show is just perfect, for you who have not watched, do that. Because if you are a sitcom fan, or a drama fan or just likes a little comedy ones in a while(who does not) you are going to love this. I give Friends 10/10. If you wanna find any better show, start to search now because its going to take you forever.
First I would like to say that aliens are one of the most interesting and sometimes scariest subjects i know, so thats one of the parts why I like this movie. Who cant say they almost always stop on Discovery when zapping through the channels and there is a UFO-show on? Well I cant disagree. M. Night Shyamalan makes this wonderful subject into a movie full of suspense and scary moments. The atmosphere is great and you can really feel the fear of the main characters. The music: wonderful! It fits so good into this movie, really scary sounding music. And not least, brilliant acting! So do not just read about the movie on the net, go rent it for god sake!