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Oh, the pain...., 20 June 2002
1/10

To say this movie is bad, is to insult all other bad movies. Incomprehensible plot, sparse action (as in, when the hell is something going to happen?) cheezy production quality, hackneyd dialogue, incessant shots of the water and the islands (WE PAID TO FILM THIS ON THE WATER AND DAMN IT WE'RE GETTING OUR MONEY'S WORTH)... and to top it off, a soundtrack that sounds like music from a 70's porn film played on a Casio digital watch.

It's barely possible to have a good time making fun of this movie. But it's tough.

This movie does have one redeeming feature -- it does, eventually, end.