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The Cobbler (2014)
Weird and Unsatisfying
It just didn't make any sense. As soon as the plot gets going it stops and comes to a halt , the character development never happened and it was extremely poorly written. More than likely one of Sandlers worst films , heres a prime example of what i mean..
1: He finishes saving the old man , women asks him on a real date and we don't see the date? W t f , we see this sad lonely man just buried his mum and we don't get to see him be happy..
2: His dad.. Everyone new the barber next door was his dad , and he actually had no real reason not to tell him about his presence because so much time had passed , it was completely pointless.
3: The shoes , Why didn't we see him impersonate more people , the characters he picked sucked!
The whole film falls flat , its not ideal to make a awesome premise like this and destroy it by not taking full advantage of its capability's.
Another thing that always grinds my gears , towards the end of the film when they both get in the car i thought we where about to find out more about his long lost dad... But the dam credits rolled down the screen! That is enough to merit a 1 rating... But i did enjoy some parts of the film so i don't want to be to harsh.
Sub-par film , that could of been so much more.
Iron Man 3 (2013)
This isn't Iron man , Its SOILD CRAP
Truly one of the biggest let downs of the year. I went to see ironman fight a bunch of bad guys , not get depression and anxiety attacks over the events that took place in The avengers film. Where all human granted , but Tony Stark is on a higher level than the rest of us. His super Intelligence really does contradict his emotions in this film. The level of action in it is so poor , i mean i timed it at 31 minutes worth of decent action and even then that wasn't to a high standard.
Why is it every film i choose to see in 3D ends up being a massive let down! I hate having that feeling in the back of my head craving a reboot already , because its absurd to think this brilliant film franchise would need one. But the 3rd installment was just complete pants , it made no sense and it just baffled me how a script like this was allowed to be acted out and put onto the big screen without a second thought for the Junkies who crave to see the creations of Tony Starks work. Its exactly like seeing the new bond films remove all the gadgets and trying to turn the franchise into something its not. MATURE!
I hope the Thor sequel prevails because this crap has really upset me.
24 pounds 42 pence for 2 adult tickets!
Refund please MR stark i know your good for it!
In the Flesh (2013)
Simply and purely amazing!
In the flesh was simply amazing from start to finish i was caught up in whirls of emotion , from disgust to empathy. Set after a outbreak for the dead rising from the graves the government has invented a vaccine that is injected directly into the back of the neck to stop the rotters from turning back into savage beasts they once where. All the undead are kept in a special army /nhs ran hospital to treat them for the illness. The government is someday hoping for them to return back to normal life by sending them back to their families.
However there is a horde of civilians that aren't to happy about the idea of co-existing with the once mindless zombies that ate human brains. Armed with some of the latest weapons they set out to stop them coming back into civilian life.
The plot is simply sublime never in my life of watching horrors would i of though about a event that could happen after a invasion of zombies. It was always just a massacrer and ended badly. But somehow the writers of this show have thought up something so unique its stunned and shocked me to my very core.
If your a fan of zombie films , and great British acting. Please watch this 3 part show! I cant credit the writers enough for bringing a new age of zombie shows on us.
Over-Hyped Trash Biggest Regret of 2012 turns out to be Biggest win
I was so so so upset when i called round all my local cinemas to book this only to find the only seats available where at the front point blank in front of the screen. Me and my wife just left it and waited for a DVD release.
How good was it that we waited! What the hell is with all these directors trying to make a franchise into something its not! As sophisticated as bond is its certainly not bond without its romantic clichés and exploding pens. The whole film entirely pure dialogue and yeah i love dialogue but not 143 minutes of it! Its the end of a era and the end of my bond childhood ever being revisited on the big screen again. Bond is no longer bond , a lot of people argue these bond movies are the closet copy to Ian Flemings book and i have to agree they are. But if we have been brought up with Jetpacks , Exploding pens , plastic explosive tooth paste , villains with jaws made out of pure steel , and fantastic looking women why on earth would someone want to change that!
I really do hate the fact someone has taken my childhood hero and turned him into something hes not.
All I've ever asked from the franchise is the following!
1: Kick ass starting scene (Casino royal delivered in that aspect)
2: Gadgets , How can we not have Gadgets? So is bond to good for his gadgets now? Its pure bs! No one reading this cant deny when you saw those gadgets you got goosebumps and couldn't wait for bond to use them!
3: Attractive women , Beauty is in the eye of the beholder , i be holding nothing for the last 3 films.
4: The car! Same with the gadgets , we need to be introduced to a new car every film.. Whats the bloody point of the franchise without the cars with gadgets? Im actually get annoyed just writing all this.
It seems to be what i like to call , the Nolan era of films! Everyone's talking and no one shooting.
RIP BOND. You may as well of taken the plunge into a dark abyss with M.
Glad to see it going back its roots
Now i have to say over the last few years the big bang theory has taken a turn for the worst , with them all moving on with girlfriends/getting married and so forth , but it was nice to see Howard and Raj team up again to find out what it is Sheldon is doing during his unscheduled time during his day. Needless to say the episode was fantastic some might say the funniest episode since season 3 , me and my girlfriend where in fits of laughter and if your a fan of the older seasons it might be refreshing to note the writers are heading back in the direction we all loved from the previous seasons.
I wont bother including spoilers for the episode , it was very funny well thought out and the best episode of the season!
House M.D.: Everybody Dies (2012)
8 years in and we get this filth?
This entire episode is without a doubt the worst episode of house I've ever seen , and no im not bitter because its ended and im actually glad it has its gone the way of the dodo season 8 as a whole was boring we barely saw any of the typical house we saw in the past seasons , a lot of the case's where boring and dull , heres a example?
Young teenage girl has a tick inside her vagina and house actually removes it in public?
And we get...
A guy who cant say no to anybody
Seriously all the cases sucked beyond belief , this episode as a whole was just stupid and very very predicable , just as a tear was about to shed from my eye at houses funeral i just knew he wasn't dead and i knew he had faked his death. I really don't have anything to say about the episode in general it was just poorly written and a 45 minutes of boredom.
This Howard storyline has ruined this season , the characters at his best when hes trying to chat up women the whole concept of him getting married isn't even remotely funny or entertaining , and its not just his storyline the storyline with lenoard and penny needs to freaking stop i want her character written out of the show this arc is without a doubt the worst thing about the show its ruining what could be the best comedy show of all time.
Sheldon's storyline is the same just funnier because lets face it , its Sheldon. But still boring.
The last 2 episodes have been diabolical , and i used to love this freaking show hell I've gone back to season 1 just to forget about this BS season the worst thing about all of this though is howards nasa project , STOP DRAGGING IT GET HIM INTO SPACE GET HIM MARRIED and be done with it!
I miss Raj :( We are barely seeing him , hes so funny but the writers aren't giving him enough limelight.
The Vow (2012)
Its a 4 years before film , MY GOD
So , its valentines day , i had a lovely meal with the girlfriend and we decided to go see this chick flick. Now the film itself is based around something both me and my partner appeal to , memory loss and fighting to gain that love back threw all the odds no matter what anyone says to you, we are both idiots to assume this was going to be as good as The Notebook. Both films are about different things but under a similar premise so we assumed we might have a good cry and enjoy a emotional packed film.
We was wrong , from the word go this film didn't pick up it was just so dull and the characters where not living up to their standards that i saw in the trailer , we thought the whole film was going to be about the main character trying to get the love of his lifes memory back but it was so full of crap from the past we barely got a chance to fall in love with the characters , no where in the trailer does it mention it was going to be a timeline type of film and it was and that was a very disappointing aspect. Not once did i ever feel a connection between Rachel McAdams AKA Paige and Channing Tatum aka Leo before and after the crash they just seemed like hooligans.
All in all i would of much rather of watched the muppets and im so annoyed i didn't now.
Miss Piggy And Kermit the frog could of pulled off a more believable film.
Horrible Bosses (2011)
I didn't think anyone could write a decent comedy these days , I WAS WRONG
For the first time in nearly 3 years i can finally say something that's modern and in this century has made me laugh i cant get over how amazingly blunt the jokes are in the show , and that's what i think the writers went for in this film BLUNTNESS , every joke in the film hits you like a ton of bricks there isn't one scene that didn't have me in fits of laughter it was just fantastic. Jason Bateman again showing the world he can act and telling his critics to go swivel on his middle finger by how great he was in horrible bosses.
I personally rated every single actor in this film as Grade A , the acting was just superb! If you want a good laugh and a good night out go and see horrible bosses , best 8 pounds 50 I've ever spent! Oh on a side note , something totally off topic! As the film ended in the cinema i got up and went down the stairs leading out of the cinema , i looked back for my mate who was taking his time , and everyone was still sat down watching the blooper reel , when it ended everyone saw me alone at the bottom of the stairs noticed my T-SHIRT and i quote my T-SHIRT SAYS! FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP.
Entire cinema laughed! :) Great day Great Film , Great Audience.
House M.D.: Moving On (2011)
Really? That was it?
Well from my last review i was very happy with the episode prior to this monstrosity , i went threw all the characters on how they had changed and the new elements they each brought to the show , but what on Gods green earth was this? Im going to start with what annoyed me that most.
First of all , the promo made it seem as if house was going to kill someone but what did we get? A car crashing into a house at 30 miles per hour , how the hell is that cool? How the hell is that even something that fits into a show as crazy as house , yes sure the car going into the house was poetic justice for house moving on with his life but why did it have to be some dam boring? I mean this is house! Not ER! Moving onto the second irritating problem , the patient it was made to look like this women was going to be seriously manipulative and make house really suffer and work to find the diagnoses , but no she goes in for a MRI and house spots it straight away and she agrees to the diagnoses given from the MD pure tripe that isn't a puzzle thats like sticking the wrong ends of a puzzle together and passing it off as if you had completed it properly.
Just a overall bland episode , boring and dull it was almost as if the writers are going the same way the lost writers did no where HA , if you guys cant come up with nice original story-lines keeping in tone with the plot and age certificate hit this board up! We have ideas