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Splatter Movie: The Director's Cut (2008)
"Splatter Movie" brings the laughter and the gore!!!!
Wow!!! I really enjoyed "Splatter Movie." Mike Watt and Amy Lynn Best did a great job of bringing something fresh, gory and lots of fun to the table. There is such a great sense of humor to this script. Amy Lynn Best did an amazing job of not only directing, but also starring in the movie. Tom Sullivan and Debbie Rochon both gave amazing performances. I also really enjoyed Sofiya Smirnova and Elske McCain in this flick. The storyline does not drag for a second. The script is well written and all involved really brought it to life. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. It messes with your mind taking you from the shoot to the killer to the documentary to the killer again. I highly recommend this movie to anyone looking for a gory, funny, clever flick!!!
Loop (2007)
Go on a journey with "Loop"
I sat down on a nice, quiet Sunday morning all by myself and watched "Loop." I enjoyed watching it all alone as it is a movie that makes you think. I think "Loop" not only made me think about what was going on in the movie, but also made me reflect on my own life. Pericles Lewnes did an amazing job with "Loop." I really enjoyed the camera work. There were some very interesting shots and angles. Pericles did a great job of portraying the main character Joseph List. He brings you in to the character and makes you feel a part of the movie. Shannon Devido and Beate Whitesell both played strong, emotional characters that I really enjoyed as well. I remember having almost a tired feeling after watching "Loop." Tired like I had been on a journey.....and enjoyed every minute of it.
Skeleton Key (2006)
wow, that guy doesn't know what he's talking about...
How can you NOT love this movie? Have I watched so many "bad movies" that I am brain-washed? No, maybe I have watched so many GREAT independent films that my mind has been opened to the awesomeness of low budget independent film. I think John Johnson did an awesome job with this movie. I laughed my ass off watching it the first time. And you know what? I laughed my ass off watching it for the 7th time the other night when I showed it to a friend. If you're so uptight that you can't relax and have a good time with this movie I feel bad for you. Sorry Matt Damon and Ben Affleck aren't running around high budget scenery dealing out jokes. If that is what you're looking for, don't look here. If you are looking for a genuinely funny movie watch this. John Johnson does a great job acting also. He pulls off what reminds me of a Bruce Campbell-like fighting yourself scene in the hotel room which I really loved. Neal, who goes from the bathtub viewer that's watching the movie with you to actually being IN the movie is hilarious and keeps the laughs rolling along. My personal favorite is Dr. Noches played by Jay Barber. He is hilarious and did a great job with his part.
I don't get why people complain about lighting and camera work. THIS IS AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE! Some of the best movies I have ever seen have poor lighting, bad camera work and non-famous actors. Everyone I have played this movie for LOVES IT! Maybe I am just lucky and have a very open minded, cool group of friends.
Redneck Zombies (1989)
Open your mind....
I love this movie. I have seen it a few times, and it actually gets better each time. If you don't like this movie, then you just don't get it. If you want to bitch about effects, camera work and actors because you only watch big budget flicks, don't watch this movie. If you have an open mind and can watch a movie for what it is and just get it, watch this movie. Pericles did a great job with this movie and I secretly have my fingers crossed that there will be a sequel. As another reviewer and lover of this gore and giggle filled flick said "this movie is SUPPOSED to be cheesy...it's supposed to be bad...it's supposed to be stupid and cheap and lame. That is its purpose. Deal with it, or don't watch." Not too mention the fact that my favorite character Tobacco Man made me quit smoking. He is my hero.
Go grab a cold one and watch this movie damn it!