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Spring Break Shark Attack (2005)
Spring Break Rape Attack
This film was an exceptional work, so nothing to take away from it, but the sharks are in the movie for about 15 minutes, and they are not even discovered as the culprit for all these deaths until the end when their massive army of sharks, lead by the general "Albino Shark", wherever that thing came from, attacks the party deck in the middle of the ocean. The rest of the film is focused on this stupid tri-relationship between this Italian greaseball who can't stop trying to date rape this one chick he likes, and the local mechanic is too good looking for there not to be a conflict on Spring Break every year for a local visitor. The movie was exceptionally well done by throwing in snippets of deaths from said sharks, with no real explanation until the end of the movie why they are there; and no realization that the people killed are missing from their friends or loved ones until the half-eaten body is actually in front of their faces, and they realize, "hey, I haven't seen him in a couple of days".
Overall, I got extreme enjoyment from watching this date rape film and the hazards of roofies and relationships gone bad, thrown in with a couple of sharks and killings of people.
P.S....Don't windsurf into a shark's mouth, its not what you are supposed to do. Try to steer around the shark's mouth if you can and stay alive.