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Speed Racer (2008)
See this NOW
Unless of course you have epilepsy. Then i suggest you find the closest rock and hide under it for the next 2 and a half hours.
Speed racer was a major blast. I just saw it and i cant understand why this has a 35% on rotten tomatoes while other films with themes and messages that did it in such a boring way it made me want to cry such as No country for old men, or there will be blood have such high ratings. Sure it was a kids film. But thats why i was so pleasantly surprised to find myself enjoying it. For gods sake it has a monkey! I hate movies with animal humor, 7 year old jokes about "cooties", and movies were it has the mushy little Hollywood ending were everything works out alright. Speed racer managed to pull off all 3 and at the same time give you brilliant action sequences and surreal colors that will make your walk out of the theater depressing. Anyone who gives this film a bad review either has no sense of emotion or they have epilepsy.
Yes its cotton candy, yes its got lame jokes, yes its got unrealistic Computer Imagery that makes Andy worhol's Camble soup picture actually look like art. But it does it in a charming exciting way that made me wish this movie never ended. Thanks to the long run time it felt like so at a point.
As far as I'm concerned, the Wachowski brothers are still on a roll. I just hope that all the negative press for this thing doesn't stop them from making these stylistic and different movies i love to see.
I give speed racer 9 Mathew fox cameos out of 10
Code Monkeys (2007)
never fails to make me laugh
code monkeys is a great show... in fact one of the best to hit g-4 since x-play. It is actually something to watch that has the humor of shows like south park, family guy, and a lot of original stuff. And it manages to make every episode have a bunch of moments that you and your friends will constantly be quoting the next day.
aright, down to business, I've already established code monkeys is great, but what makes it so great? well...
graphics- if you want to get technical they're a combination of 8 bit characters in a somewhat 32 bit environment. The characters flow and although their mouths can only make 4 different poses they still manage to pull off the talking audio- the voice acting is amazing, if they want a character to be crazy, he's crazy, if they want a dumb a$$, then hes dumb... and it executions it with some of the funnest lines I've heard in a long time humor- "I leaned over to kiss your face, but i punched it instead" style- with a bar up above to mock classic video game menus and features and all of the words being in 8 bit and the fire and bullets mocking Zelda and Contra its an awesome experience.
overall- ITS AWESOME
whats wrong here?
This was a very enjoyable episode, it had Towlie, getting high, and it made fun of Oaprah! The talking ass and vagina is going a bit far, but the way they talked was just hilarious... i seriously think that this has some funny references. I think the worst spot should not go to this, but an episode that wasn't actually somewhat awesome. Like Jackovasaurs or something. but whatever, there are only 4 votes, and i knows that this episode ain't no piece of crap!! aside from the talking vagina... but that one line with Paris, I could of sworn that was from something... well, whatever, forget it.. Also i noticed that this episode was exteremely creative with Towlie's high situation. Aside from that i really think it was just really really o.k, so save the spot and just look past Oaprah's talking bodyparts. IT WAS FUNNY!!
trash, total trash!
MAKE A 0 YOU SACKS OF German STAPLES! well, when i started to watch this sack of crud, it was a Sunday afternoon, and i was just looking for stuff on show time. I was introduced to a hot naked babe, and like any guy (im a guy, the e-mail is my sisters...) i was happy. But then they threw it all to the dogs, spit on it, lit it on fire, and peed it out. You wanna know how? THE DUMB CHICK TALKED! The dialog throughout the film was just horrible. sounded like something my 2nd grade bro could wright. The violence was nice for some scenes, but some was just totally moronic. The scene in the pit were he gives the guy the knife... dumb moron! To sum it up, this is pure cinema barf drenched in the chocolate syrup known as nudity, and topped with the cherry of horrible acting as only a porn star could deliver.
well s!@# dude!
I hate CGI films as much as the next guy, cheap jokes, same gay little cartoony look, and kasy's hair was blue... like a 10 year old frekin meatball blue. Plus it was made by the faggots who brought us "doogle"! The turtles had that messed up feel that they were giant flexable sponge things, and who the hell watched the cartoon? Believe me, i was sceptical like a white guy in the ghetto.
but, it surprised me! The animation was great, it looked like a perfectly filmed rocky movie, and the jokes had nothing to do with donkeys or weird little movie references. The characters all had the same feel they had 15 years ago, and although splinter sounded like a steryotypical Jewish man, he was still badass! (r.i.p marko) the film seemed to drag on, but it was awesome with the constant action. I was hoping for more realistic violence, but hell... its a pg movie about giant turtles.
fans of the turtles will love it, kids will love the mindless bashing, true fans will have their heads explode in anger... its a good feeling! PLEASE Don't MAKE A SEQUEL AND SEND IT TO S*** AGAIN!!!