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2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
Where's my gun?, 17 September 2008

Halfway through this movie, I was thinking 'I wish Mandy Moore's character would come down with a case of terminal Cancer or catch genital warts or some other STD preferably AIDS from one of the squeaky clean 'Hi There!' guys she's going out with.' Or I was actually hoping somebody's head would just blow up and their brain matter would splat all across the wall in front of Diane Keaton so she could scream even louder. The only thing this movie needed was a shot of Diane Keaton masturbating. Who made this movie anyways? Confused mormons from Beverly Hills? Did John Tesh make this movie? Was Diane Keaton having a mid-life crisis or an almost over with crisis? The only thing I liked about this movie is that hot chick Lauren Graham. Why didn't they show her naked? That would at least make this movie maybe worth watching. No it wouldn't. I would like Mandy Moore but she needs to do more drugs and check herself into rehab or something. She at least needs to wear skimpier clothing and stop being so incredibly wholesome. If she weren't so perfect for this movie, I would say someone else should have been cast for her role. How come nobody in this movie had a tattoo or a tongue piercing? It was like going back to 'Leave it to Beaver' days but with Internet Porn!! Mandy needs to get a nose ring and have a threesome ...

Wild Hogs (2007)
11 out of 18 people found the following review useful:
one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time, 18 August 2007

I used to think Ray Liotta was one of the best actors out there. If you saw him in 'Good Fellas,' then you probably will be very disappointed. He plays an absolute buffoon. William H. Macy embarrasses himself with self-deprecating and ridiculously stupid acts. This guy is not a programmer. He is a retard. Martin Lawrence did not belong in the movie. Travolta had too much of a mid-life crisis. The biker gang Liotta leads is ludicrous. The only way this movie could have been better is if they had all performed a ritual suicide at the end Jonestown style. I give it a 2 for the mere fact that I actually watched it all the way to the end.