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like all types of films
started with horror and has been my favorite genre
i seen all the texas chainsaw massacres
i seen all the leprechaun films
all the chucky series
every romero film
wicker man both versions
all the alien films
friday the 13ths
last house on the left
every john carpenter film
every steven king base film from carrie to salems rose red is one im watching at this moment
all the tremors except the series
all the screams
house on the haunted hill
the old school frankensteins and wolf mans the mummy all of those
all the elm streets
it goes on and on
The Conjuring (2013)
The Hype killed it for me
I must say it took a while for me to finally watch this fright flick and it just didn't do it for me. Now as a film I thought it was alright, as a horror flick there was nothing scary in my opinion. Now the Annabelle doll you see at the beginning has great potential other than that don't expect to be scared at this one. Basically a family of six move into a new home with a demonic presence inside of it (unknowingly of course), and as time progresses things get worse and worse for the family, to the point they bring in ghost hunters for help. This movie is set in the 70s, all sets and acting were great. Again at the end of the day don't expect to be scared cause if you are a big horror buff like myself you won't be.
My Soul to Take (2010)
O my o my Craven what have you done?
Really now the 3D gimmick was a waste this movie had nothing special in 3D except for when Lea or whatever her name is was breaking down the model house in her room one of the pieces looks like its coming at you. The acting well garbage especially Denzel Whitaker and the kid who played Brandon, but everyone in this movie was crap. The kills were plain nothing new and innovative you could see all of them coming from a mile away. I'm sick of these horror flicks with the stupid head games and bonehead characters who can't realize whats going on for the life of them (literally). I honestly expected more out of this flick especially with Craven in charge I guess everyone lays a bad egg now and then. It's really sad though a guy as great as Craven is making a movie that you'd usually see premier on sci fi channel or limited release then straight to fearnet, I mean the theater was laughing when moments were supposed to be serious and scary. And the killer Alex? Really come on, I don't care possessed or not still to little to kill all those people
Chain Letter (2009)
Great return to the Late 90's horror days
To me at least it felt like it, Crazy yet simple plot, dumb teens, lots of blood, and innovative kills. Also the usual parents have no clue their kid is in danger thing. This movie as you may know is about a killer (Chain Man) who is killing kids who delete or refuse to forward the chain letter he sends out within 24 hours. Thats about that right there. Nikki Reed is beautiful as ever. And I felt the cast had a strong connecting with Director Deon Taylor. One of my few problems is you can see the kills when they come none of them just JUMP out at you. Anyway like I said this has the look and feel of a late 90s slasher and a pretty good twist. Def. check this one out
The A-Team (2010)
The A-Team = All Out Fun
Thats what this movie is, you can really sum it up in three letters FUN. Now I haven't really watched much of the show but I can tell you this movie is pretty darn good. First you have to understand that the A-Team is an over the top popcorn flick most of the crazy insane stunts in this movie are well............. Damn Near Impossible. If you love action films don't let that turn you away from it. The CGI is good not amazing but pretty good for the most part. You have a pretty good cast led by Liam Neeson who is just AWESOME as Hannibal your here on the A-Team page i assume you know the other actors in this film. The story is good and holds well. I highly recommend this one to anyone into action films don't let this one pass you by its meant for the big screen, yes I know my review is short and sweet.
Cursed Unrated - Fantastic Wes Craven Picture
Where do I start??? WOW I have to tell you this film was absolutely fantastic, it hit all the right notes when intended, when it meant to be funny it was funny, when it meant to be intense and scary it was intense and scary, what this film set out to do it did it. First I will start with the acting Ricci, Jackson, Eisenberg, and even Mya were just right on with their performances and fit their characters well. The Werewolf effects, story, and histories were all interesting to me and kept me wanting more and more and more. And really I love how it shows Ricci as she starts to fell and act more like a werewolf I think that was really well done. The twist was great, the blood, and gore was beautiful (unrated). When I really love a film I usually don't have a laundry list I unload to the reader, I tend to leave that part limited cause I can go on and on and really I don't fell the need to with a film I love. I want you to go and see it yourself, keep in mind this is the Unrated version I'm talking about not the rated version. I will be brief about this part though, I was going to see it 4 years ago in theaters and I'm so happy I had to wait for the DVD cause the PG13 version is lame and watered down, the Unrated version is where its at, more fun, more blood, more action, this is where its at. Check it out
This is what happens when a studio has many funny characters in a blockbuster
Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd happens. Now I have no problem with WB making a movie with these guys I mean they were great, heck I don't even mind having a 72 minute long spin off for them (which is actually like 68 minutes when you take out the credits). But don't rush the movie for just for the money give the fans something to enjoy. To me this movie felt rushed and cheap (I know its DTV but come on everything was just way to cheap) the jokes were flat, a few of them worked. Anyways Bruce and Lloyd make this cloak that turns you invisible it gets stolen everyone is after it from the CIA to the Maraquayans (however you spell it) and they have X amount of time to get it back before their careers are ruined. The movie is really predictable. Anne Hathaway has a cameo which doesn't really matter cause she wasn't funny. Steve and the Rock don't show up either. Well anyways this movie as you can see is more on the bad side 4 out of ten.
The Devil's Tomb (2009)
The Devils Tomb: I don't get whats up with these low one and 2 reviews
I think this is another case of I didn't see the movie but the trailer looks like crap as far as the reviewers go. But i'm here to tell you not to believe what they say and give this film a chance it really is surprisingly good. Now this movie as i'm sure we all know stars Cuba Gooding Jr. along with a few other big names like Ron Perlman, and Ray Winstone, then some smaller familiar faces like Jason London and Taryn Manning. And I think that right there the big cast either has many people with high expectations or wishing this was a bigger movie than it is. Now Cuba leads a group of soldiers on a rescue mission to get professor Ron Perlman out of this underground research lab during the war in Iraq (im pretty sure i don't recall hearing where they are) the effects are mostly very realistic there is not much CGI which is pretty good to see since nowadays too many horror movies are loaded with CGI. One thing you have to keep in mind is that this movie is digusting and i mean disgusting there are a few gross out scenes in this that may make it hard for you to watch, for example the characters who get infected with the black stuff get boils and its absolutely disgusting the boils puss and there's another scene that includes kissing and sucking boils so keep that in mind. Another thing here is that this movie involves religion also which both does and doesn't surprise me (cause of the name and cause well it didn't look like it at first weird i know). There is plenty of gunfire lots of blood so creepy scenes and likable characters like Click (the computer hacker probably my favorite character) I really urge you to check this one out especially if you like Resident evil 1, and Doom there is plenty to like here then. 8/10
The Tooth Fairy (2006)
The Tooth Fairy Movie Review. Surprisingly bloody
Tooth faiy well its very similar to Darkness Falls its pretty much the same thing except a tooth fairy is after a little girl rather than a little boy and this tooth fairy is not afraid of the light and seems more hunts people with axes and power tools. Now Lochlyn Munro moves into this old cursed house turning it into a country inn giving up on his career as a doctor saying he just was not cut out for it, he has a young man whos going to be a football star and a pretty lady going to be a vet, along with his x wife and daughter staying around as the first guests, things get bad when the little one (nicole munoz) loses her last baby tooth the fairy lady will stop at nothing to get her. There is some great comedy here with the stereo typical rednecks they will give you a good laugh, there's a little bit of nudity we see some boobs so thats a plus and we have some cool deaths that involve big machines power tools and axes, so there's plenty of fun here. Check out the tooth fairy and see if she gets what she wants, Will she get it? you have to watch and find out
Dracula 3000 (2004)
Dracula.3000 Review: good B movie fun
A salvage ship on a routine mission discovers a transporter vessel that had been reported missing 100 years earlier. When the salvage crew boards the vessel, they discover many many many long black coffins with sand in them. In the blackness of space where the sun never rises the ancient curse that this mysterious cargo carries begins to eliminate the crew one by one. So we have a underrated sci fi horror film right here starring Casper Van Dien, Erika Eleniak, Coolio, Tiny Lister, and Udo Kier. Lets see what can i say the Cgi is bad very bad, the acting is OK and the story is well...... I read it to you what do you think? I noticed how many people gave this movie such low rating and I think they expect to much out of this movie i mean you have to remember its a Sci Fi movie a cheap movie not some big budget feature. Now my likes about this movie, The turns this movie takes you get you hero movies where the main character is the big guy who saves everyone well not here im not going to spoil anything though just expect the unexpected. But i bet your wondering how Dracula got loose on a Ship thats been missing for a hundred years right? coolio finds the coffins hoping for something to smoke or thats worth a lot of cash, but cuts himself prying open a coffin and the blood gets in the sand thus awaking Dracula. Coolios character is funny and crazy and way over the top but i like him. This movie is funny when needed it won't scare you but i think you will be entertained cause yes there's some action and things take off pretty quick not much more i can really tell you check it out yourself but keep what i told you in mind.
Pulse 2: Afterlife (2008)
Pulse 2: Afterlife Review. My o my where do i start...........
Well here is the sequel to the remake of the korean movie Kairo. As if the first one was bad enough dimension went on to make two more pulse films DTV. Lets first look at the positives the story sounds good and promising it takes off where the first one left off (except with nobody from the first one) the dead have found a way back to our world- through cell phones and WiFi- and the human survivors have take to remote ares to escape, when a young girl ends up missing, both her mom and dad cross the infected city in search of her. It also has a great start with the red man (this guy wearing all red to keep the ghosts from getting him)walking out of his apartment through an ally to the street you see some of the few ghosts and near dead people that this movie has to offer, then its gets slowwwwwwwwwwwwww........ yeah very slow and one of the most irritating things about this movie other than the acting, and lack of common sense the characters have the CGI o my goodness were they really serious like this looks just fine? I continue to ask myself in disbelief cause of how much this makes my head hurt is how did they even this this would be OK i'd say about 80+% percent of the screen time is green screened, i mean even the backyard scene was cgi the trees all of the area and walking through the house all fake and its so obvious. There is nudity if it matters to you I mean the chick is OK she has a nice body but its got the black stuff anyways so it gets gross very quickly. Thats about it cause this movie is just plain boring it has a lot going for it but falls flat on its face terrible terrible movie i don't recommend it even if you liked the first one this movie is terrible. And as far as the third one goes i have not seen it yet i probably will just because i am the type of guy to finish what he starts. And i bet there will be a 4th and 5th this series isn't over yet