When your tooth hurts minutes seem like hours until the pain goes away. That's this movie. Between wooden acting, nothing happening, and Pitt's droning monologue minutes feel like hours.
The premise is Pitt's father has not been heard from, so Pitt is sent to find him. It's all a big mystery, though no one really seems too concerned about it. Given the glacial pace of the movie world my guess would be Pitt's father hasn't answered because he's still putting on his socks. There's a big surprise reveal at the end that you will only see if a delivery person is at your door and the dog barking wakes you.
Give me one of those cheapie Asylum movies over this pretentious snoozefest. Three stars for Donald Sutherland. Not his performance, but for appearing on screen. No stars for anything else. Three stars.
The premise is Pitt's father has not been heard from, so Pitt is sent to find him. It's all a big mystery, though no one really seems too concerned about it. Given the glacial pace of the movie world my guess would be Pitt's father hasn't answered because he's still putting on his socks. There's a big surprise reveal at the end that you will only see if a delivery person is at your door and the dog barking wakes you.
Give me one of those cheapie Asylum movies over this pretentious snoozefest. Three stars for Donald Sutherland. Not his performance, but for appearing on screen. No stars for anything else. Three stars.
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