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WHAT else can I say? I had about 6500 posts on the old boards and was banned 12 times!
I love a girl who is a dirty rotten gutter tramp with cramps, so she does not love me back! [angry] But it is ok, because she is menstruating! [angry]
A brilliant blend of different genre's, with the end result being a superb horror/teen slasher flick!
This film has to be one of the best teen horror films I have ever seen! It impeccably combines different genres, such as horror and thriller, into one movie, and the result should be uneven, but due to the excellent execution, it is not!
What starts off as a stereotypical teen-angst story of a nerd being in love with the prom queen quickly and furiously mutates into a horror film about a boy with three wishes, and how he chooses to use that power.
The ending is great, and truly a surprise. What is the biggest surprise is the fact that no one saw it coming - when you think the film is headed in one direction, it is actually going in another! A great horror movie, well worth seeing!
The Crow (1994)
It is impossible to watch this movie without linking it to the death of Brandon Lee
While the crow should work on many levels, the underlying factor explicitly contained throughout the whole movie is the over whelming sense of horror and sheer dread when you think of what really happened to lee, during this movie. how can we consider it light entertainment when one of the scenes features Brandon digging himself out of the grave? How can we enjoy ourselves when at the end we see Draven return to a seemingly blissful eternal rest, when we know that the life of the films star was cut short just before the completion of the film? The DVD extras are even more distrubing, particularly one that features an interview with Brandon, made a few days before his death. Brandon looks happy and cheerful, and is happily relating to the camera the fun he is having while making the movie, and how it is a very philosophical movie, and it makes you ponder about life and death - how can we even watch that interview when we know what happened to Brandon? The saddest part of all is that underneath the goth make-up, brandon is unequivocally unrecognisable throughout the entire movie - for such a great star's final film, it is impossible to tell it is even him - there is only one clear shot of him in the whole film, and perhaps that is the most disturbing factor. The films final dedication, the simple 'For Brandon and Eliza' is tragic to read, because while it appears to be so short and sweet, implicitly embedded within it is the death of Brandon and the immence sorrow his fiance must have felt. This movie is almost unwatchable, because of what happened to brandon. Unless you have a fascination with sick, twisted thing, you should avoid it.
Too damn hard for little kids!
One of my sisters friends lent me this game, and it is too damn hard! It carries the appearance of a kids game, but you have to learn how to do tons of intricate moves that require you to twist and turn your hands into all sorts of awkward positions, and you have to search seemingly endless levels for 100 notes, to improve your 'score'! You also have to find these impossibly hidden jigsaw puzzle pieces, that require you to do almost impossible tasks to get them! AND I AM ONLY UP TO STAGE THREE!!!!! Maybe if you have no life nad can stay home all the time you might get some enjoyment out of this, but otherwise keep away! AND IT IS DEFINATELY NOT RECOMMENDED FOR KIDS - THEY WILL PULL THEIR HAIR OUT WITHIN THE HOUR!
This really is the worst teen slasher flick I have ever seen! Like always, a masked killer is hacking up young, pretty girls, but the twist is they were all mean in school, and they suspect a rejected boy may be doing the killings.
Sounds promising, but this really is awful! There is no plot structure, and you don't care about the characters. It has pointless twists in the plot which are never fulfilled, and the ending is predictable and boring! Do not see this movie on Valentine's day, or any other day for that matter, because your lover will think you strange for having such an awful taste in films!
Truly is the worst!
This unfunny, silly, trivial movie moves at a snails pace, and is only good for one laugh. Danny Devito who is meant to be the bad guy in this movie is far more lovable than Martin Lawrence's awful character, and it is very uneven when you find yourself rooting for the 'bad' guy. This film rarely entertains, and with some of Lawrence's great film credits, it is a wonder why he appeared in this film. Devito is good as usual, but the script does neither actor justice.
Watch it on a saturday night on tv, but don't rent it.
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
Plays like a bad home movie
This show has a disfunctional family getting into all sorts of trouble! What an original concept! This show features unrealistic situations, boring characters, and has no humour. Who would find the ramblings of an insane woman funny? Do not see this show, because if you do, you will start to think that even south park was never this bland!
Get Over It (2001)
Good, but unfulfilling teen comedy....
This film is ok for a rental, but it is too uneven to be anything but. It starts off as a typical teen comedy, with the boy being dumped by his steady, and doing anything to get her back. She is appearing in the school play, so he enlists the help of his friends little sister, who has knowledge of the play.
After that happens, the film takes a turn around, and goes from comedy to drama. It has the most predictable ending in the genre, and you are left feeling unfulfiled. The second half of the film is what spoils this film, and makes it not the great film it could have been. The second half is too rushed, and too much emphasis on the play, rather than the kids.
This film is not a bad film, but only rent on a night with your girlfriend, but never think of buying it!
Brendan Fraser's career must have gone down the drain, because if he has to accept roles in movies like this, he can no longer be hot property! This movie is the worst comedy in modern times, about a boring monkey who is meant to be wise-cracking and funny, but just comes off as dull and rude! The plot revolves around the monkey escaping from Fraser's dream, possessing his body and wreaking havoc in the real world. While it sounds promising, anything this slow has to be doldrums. This is the kind of film they use to put children to sleep! The cover promises us it uses South Park type humour, but South Park was never this boring!
Anyone who finds amusement in this film is already brain-dead! Just steer clear of it, alright! Make sure this film never gets near your vcr or dvd!
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
This kind of film only comes once a decade! Tom Green is without a doubt headed for big thngs, and in this superb film he showcases his excellent comic abilities! Adam Sandler never made me laugh this hard, and Green makes Jim carrey look boring! The plot centers around a young man who dreams of being an animator, and refuses to settle for anything less! Along the way he gets into all kinds of trouble, which is just an excuse for Green to show off his superb comic ability - not that I am complaining! This film is definately not for kids, but if you want a film that will have you in stitches almost every minute along the way, this is for you!
What a joke of a movie!
This film was terrible! Oversized teddy bears that were meant to be werewolves ran around making fools of themselves! The camerawork was so shoddy, all you could actually ever see were blurs that were meant to be people! The werewolves really did look like big teddybears! The sound was horrendous, and due to awful dubbing you could barely grasp the storyline, not like it was much of one!
This is the kind of film an enemy would give you as a practical joke, it is that bad! The only scare you will get from it is that you paid 3 bucks for renting it! Watch paint dry, far more entertaining!