dan-2083 Reviews

The Thaw (2009)

Whether it be parasites, a meteorite strike, swine flu or an alien virus, the movie depicts just how easily mankind can be annihilated by his own brave little misadventures

[31 October 2009]

Whether it be parasites, a meteorite strike, swine flu or an alien virus, the movie depicts just how easily mankind can be annihilated by his own brave little misadventures.

I fail to see any moral lesson to be learnt from meteorites swine flu or aliens attacking earth.

There will always be adventure with mishaps, perhaps the most dangerous people are those who try to save the planet with their misguided ill equipped minds and half baked theories.

perhaps the dinosaurs should have prevented the ice age or perhaps we'll get king Canute to help with the next tsunami.

yet again the IMDb minimum line quota is in effect surely the politicians aren't moderating IMDb?

Visions (II) (2009)

outstandingly awful

[1/10 · 23 September 2009]

The description of the movie and the review it had, despite the low number of votes compelled me to watch about 2 minutes. In that two minutes I could pretty much tell that the votes were all from cast and the good review was from either the writer, director or a retard. Save your money for a Noddy DVD, the acting is bound to be better and the plot will have far more depth. I am not sure why IMDb force you to write a minimum of 10 lines, perhaps an EU directive on the minimum recommended number of words that are needed to adequately describe an insult to cinema or perhaps writing 10 lines on IMDb creates a magical force that somehow makes a bad film into a good one, wishful thinking.....