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The Mysterious Island (1929)
One of the coolest squid films i ever saw!
Wow, so cool. I loved that giant octopus and giant alligator along with the characters. It was short but very cool! Basically, its about count Dakar (real name Capitan nemo) who uses his crew for a underwater adventure while his kingdom is taken over by some guy so when they get there there's a giant alligator which they attack then they land. These fish people want the crew so they realise a giant octopus to capture them. The octopus kills one of the them then attacks the others but fails. They could have done better. I think the fight between the crew and the giant alligator should have lasted along with the octopus scene but it was still good! Was that even a giant alligator or a prehistoric monster/dinosaur. At the end, the kingdom is destroyed and Capitan nemo goes back under sea upset. The giant octopus was ugly and freaky. It was slow and could not swim in the film for some reason but it was cool that the army of fish people were with the octopus and was chasing the people. That octopus was so ugly, man but so cool. That giant alligator just appeared right when they got under the sea then the giant alligator spots them and attacks the sub but the alligator is hit by a torpedo then the giant creature fell off a cliff but was still alive and fled. I did expected this but i didn't expected it to be a short film but anyway it was weird that the begging had sound then the rest of the film had silent, what the hell? I liked how they did the octopus, better than the one in it came from beneath the sea. I cant believe the giant alligator scene, i expected it to be long because the giant alligator attacks the sub by hitting it but 15secs later, Capitan nemo shots the poor dinosaur then he falls off the cliff. Cool film, going under the sea then getting attacked by a giant alligator, giant octopus and little frog fish like people. I guess that place was the mysterious island. But why did count Dakar want to go under the sea if its inhabited by fish people, dinosaur and giant slug (first i was like 'giant slug?') then get one of there mates crusted by the tentacles. I didn't get the ending when count Dakar was like 'i don't have a life now that my island is destroyed' so then he goes back to the sub and gets to the sea, the end???? Did Capitan nemo kill himself by going under the sea by the guardian of the fish people, octopus because his kingdom was destroyed or did he want to go undersea for an adventure. I think he killed himself but couln't he build back his kingdom because he had all his citizens, soldiers and builders. Did the bad guy that got the kingdom blow up the place (well, actually not everything was destroyed)? Thats another question i don't understand, anyway they should improve the monster battles and make the film long. I give this a 10 out of 10 because its so cool. Buy this! Its 35 mins or less but its a good film.
Driver 2 (2000)
Very annoying but abit good
This game is abit stupid because the police gos after you even if you are not doing anything. Cant there be that thing in the Simpson's hit and run when you hit a lot of things police go after you but instead you just want to go somewhere but these police cars give you a hard time. Also, the missions are too hard! Im stuck on train pursuit for Pete's sake! Why cant this mission be on far levels because this was just the 3rd mission! These asswripes don't know how people cant complete this! The graphics are the worse of them all, i cant really tell what is what sometimes. The thing that i like is the parts of the city, secrets and the cool cars i can get! Also, i want cheats but none work, man!
Shrek the Third (2007)
Downhill film that was the worst of the 2 shreks which were good
Rubbish! Dead plot! Dumb new characters! Gay! My god, i really loved the two films but this was crap! In the film it was like this, shrek is going to be the king then Harold dies then Fiona says shes pregnant when shreks going for Arthur, he goes to a school, gets Arthur gets ambushed girls get kidnapped escape kick ass shrek gets to far far away donkey and puss has switch bodies shrek arrested shrek gets out with the girls then shrek kills Arthur has lots of babies then the end. Hopeless! Only a few plots but a crap film. Make more adventure, creatures, characters and movie be longer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not happening, guys! this is retard work!
Son of the Mask (2005)
This is some crappy sequel to the coolest film ever, mask!
I cant believe it! I thought this is a good sequel when Jim carry in the film has a baby but instead its a film with crappy actors, stupid plot and stupid scenes. This should be in 'crappest films of sh*t in earth'. Thank god the same director did not make this because this is so stupid with some cartoonish parts like the fart was not funny, not the pee and not the dancing! I laughed at this because of how stupid the person made this like homer Simpson making a movie about a doughnut! I wish someone makes a remake of son of the mask with a plot like this! The mask guy (Jim carry) and his wife have a son which is a normal baby. When the baby finds another mask he became the mask, too and the mask guy tries to get his mask back! This is very crap so i'll give it a 1 out of 10. Fu*king sh*t!
Beware! The Blob (1972)
Stupid retarded film about the blob again, gay!
I loved the blob but son of the blob is a stupid remake. OK, no one would like a cute kitten getting eaten by the stupid blob. Here, you want to see a eaten kitten, stupid plot and dumb cast.
It starts off eating a scientist, then hippies then a kitten. These people are dumb asses making a gay sequel. The remake is not bad though. I give this a 1 gay out of good 10. REEEEAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDS!!!!!!!!!!
You need to die, makers of this crap, no one will like this, OK. IT IS VERY SAD, VERY DUMB AND VERY BORING FOR ALL THE VIEWERS OUT THERE WATCHING THIS SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lost Spider Pit Sequence (2005)
The best part of king Kong
I cant believe some people fainted and ran away from this part. Its really cool because of all the creatures and how the sailor's died. The octopiod was my faviote because i love creatures with giant tentergoles. I liked the crab because it freaked me out how it looked, man. The weird lizard thing was really cool. The spider was scary too, how fast and striking the creature is. Why did some people delete this just because of some scardy cats?!!!! I love this scene so cool. I wish the scene was longer with the octopoid and spider because those parts where too small, man! I still like the scene because its so sick. I give this a 10 out of 10
Resident Evil (2002)
I don't know what the hell was that film!
I played resident evil, 2 and 3 i thought that this would be good but guess what, its not. What the hell has that got to do with the game ?! Wheres the mansion? Wheres the guy? Wheres the insects? The creatures were licker's, zombies and dogs but wheres the ivy plant or those giant insects. This is just like doom but doom is worse. The characters were just rubbish and THE WOMAN IS VERY STUPID! SHES A DUMB ASS! The scientist was just plain dumb when he let the t-virus fall down and turn the crowd into zombies. This was just ridiculous when the man stood in the place and he got chopped! Why did he not just run away from the lasers? I don't like it when they make the games then make it into some mutant thing. In doom the game, the creeps were from hell but in the film there were all created by scientists. Who made this gay crap with little monsters and a stupid plot?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FILM DESERVES A 3 OUT OF 10 BECAUSE ITS DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have got to be kidding me. I saw this on sky TV and this is not a comedy, just a low budget crap about tribes and weird creatures. The sea creature was a toy because i can tell from looking at it. The caterpillar is some train like robot. The dinosaurs are stuffed animals man. The Dino's didn't even walk proply, man. I couldn't even tell it was a dinosaur. The sea creature could have been better but he just looks like a man in a werewolf costume. The story is boring and the tribes are really weird. Don't watch this, this is just about people trapped in the island from stuffed animals and a tribe. I give it a 1 out of 10. Not funny. NOT CREATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chicken Run (2000)
Really funny!!! Better than Wallace and gromit
I was looking forward to watching this and this is really funny. There were 2 things i didn't like in the film but its still a good film. 1. It had Mel Gibson init and everybody knows that he is a racist person who hates Jews. What did the Jews do to Mel Gibson! 2. I love animals and that is brutal how they kill the poor chicken.
Story: great Characters: great Baddies: cool Ending: best Funny: really Dumb: no Escapes: average Music: 9/10
Lots of parts are sad like the part where they knew that Rockey was not flying because he was in the circus. The funny parts is when there trying to escape but they get kicked back in but the girl chicken gets back to the bin. Those mice. I didn't know why they were there but they were funny too, i think they just wanted eggs or something. The baddies were gay but cool.
The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
Why do people think its funny? Its Not!!!
I was going to see Wallace and gromit the curse of the were rabbit and i knew it would SUCK SO MUCH! Lots of people think its funny but it is pointless crap about a stupid weird accent dumbass Wallace who becomes a were rabbit. Was the lighting part funny? Nope. Was the naked part funny? Nope. SEE, NOTHINGS FUNNY IN THIS FILM!!!!!!! How can the people run away from a giant rabbit and why cant there be a were wolf? Who has ever heard Little cute rabbits howl like a wolf. It is dumb how the bastard becomes a were rabbit. Cant it be a failed experiment because rabbits in the Brian is gay. My dad hated it, my sister loved it but my mum never saw the stupid film. God that movie ticked me off, brove! GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY BACK BECAUSE THIS FILM IS CRAP AND SO IT Ticked ME OFF! Stupid flipping film. I give this a 1 out of 10 because the only part that made me laugh was that everyone talking about lemons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!