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The First Turn-On!! (1983)
Did you know: that Madonna could star in this sexy comedy!
I saw these little films on YT... produced by those geniuses at TROMA! I must say that I didn't expect anything different from what I saw: typical 80s TROMA trash film; sexy comedy Porky's Vacanziero style; stupid comedy with no point but which in the end is funny!
There is a small part of an unknown Vicent D'Onofrio, who plays the idiot of the group... The actors don't have any great experience; but they are sexy and the erotic scenes are enjoyable.
Too bad Hertz didn't choose Madonna for the part of Annie... Imagine Madonna pre-fame in some sex scenes... If the film had been released with the same style as in the 80's, it would have been a great success!! Everyone at the time wanted to see Madonna naked!!
Body of Evidence (1992)
What you are looking for in this film... you know very well!
Trying to cash in on the success of Basic Instinct comes this thriller lacking much imagination but seasoned only with long and exciting sex scenes. The premise can be ridiculous but also funny; with Madonna's body (and what a body!) on trial for causing her wealthy old lover a heart attack. Madonna is suitably a real slut here and is more than willing to get naked (almost always, thankfully) in order to ride the good Dafoe in some of the scenes which alone are worth the entire interest in this film.
But let's face it: anyone who saw this little film in the prime of our teenage years with hormones bursting with excitement..., did so certainly not because of this script, or ridiculous direction by the under-talented Uli Edel... just did to see Mrs. Ciccone, exalted in her best performance of her shining career, who finally showed us her... "her enormous talent"!!!
Movies that we 90s boys watched with both hands busy:... one always on the remote and the other ... doing something else :)