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Like Hot, Bitter Asparagus Pee in Your Face
Ten years later, this film's memory still burns.
Its *way* too long, for one thing. By the time Broderick and Co. are facing down the Baby Raptor-Zilla menace at MSG, you will wish this piece of dreck was all over.
By now, you are probably well aware that the titular giant monster isn't *really* the Godzilla you grew up watching. He doesn't look like Godzilla; nor does he breathe radioactive fire. Lame.
It seems the director and producer didn't really like the Godzilla films produced by Toho in the 1950's through the 70's. That's like hiring someone who doesn't believe in electricity to wire your home.
The only thing heretical than the film is the soundtrack. Sweet Christ, why would you allow Sean "Puff Daddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Diddy" Colmes and Dino-Rocker Jimmy Page to tear up and disgrace the Led Zep classic "Kashmir?" I swear, at one point the lyrics read "I Do Not Like You/I Flip then Bite You/Uh-Huh, Come With Me"
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Confusing and silly. That's the best you are going to get out of me. Pointless action scenes, 2D characters and an ending that makes zero sense in anyway. So many unanswered questions....Why does Mila Whatshername smash through the plate-glass window of the church with a motorcycle? Why would anyone want to live in a city that is designed with a half-mile high border/fence/medieval wall? Why is there only one exit to the city. Racoon City? Are you kidding me???!!?? The Computer monsters look horrible. Totally fake. The little you see of the zombies is ruined by blurry camera work. "Nemesis" looks like a CGI turd.
Really, Really Bad