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Iron Sky (2012)
It's definitely got humor!
If you can overlook some of the monumentally bad acting there's a lot of humorous parody to be found here. Nazis on the moon. That in itself is worth a laugh but then the whole place has been created and maintained by 1940's technology. (Which as we all know is easily integrated and updated with modern smart phones!)
It's got a lot for a modern B movie, Nazis, flying saucers, a ridiculous Palin-esque nutbag president, mad scientists and a little blacksploitation on the side. It's a bit schizophrenic but it's got it's moments. It didn't make me want to throw anything at the screen and these days that's a plus.
Dead Season (2012)
I've seen worse but not by much...
An extremely poor attempt at cashing in on the 'Walking Dead' phenomenon. There are no redeeming characters or qualities to be found here. "Tweeter" always looks like she just swallowed a bug and the people who are surviving on an toxic island with no steady supply of food are all overweight. Watching is like stumbling through a midnight forest in the dark as you jump from scene to scene. Awkward dialogue. And why didn't they just label the food "Soylent green" and make it a bit MORE obvious. Ha!
It's a good movie if you enjoy pointing out all the incongruities but other than that don't waste your time.
One of the Worst I've Ever Seen
If you see this film in the TV listings just ignore it. If you're looking for something scary you'll be better off watching reruns of the X-Files.
Previous comments referencing the incredibly poor acting by the female lead are dead on. She is almost unwatchable. The sum total of her range includes 'whiny and scared' and 'whiny and not scared'.
I am the kind of movie buff who enjoys a good 'bad' movie. But this is ridiculous. There is no direction. The plot is as simplistic as the set of numbers they keep throwing at you and much like that set of numbers, it ends up having no meaning in the end.
Your time will be better spent if you turn off the TV and give your dog a bath.