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Reviewing for actress Jasmin
It is not every day that one or both of the twins you knew in high school end up as actors. Ciara and Jasmin Jandreau, they were big theater buffs throughout junior high and high school, and now are actresses. You can find them both on IMDb.com. It would appear that Jasmin has appeared in two actual films/movies, they're not big movies, but they're there nonetheless. I have decided, that due to this remarkable discovery of the twins, to watch and review Jasmin's first film: MILF. It would appear she plays a small role in the film, perhaps one of those 'blink and you miss' moments.
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Starting out with the opening. The trailer looked to resemble American Pie, and I question whether this will go along the same route of that movie. I pray that it is not a "cheesy porn" type movie, either, but hype does not seem to live up to that promise. The opening starts out with one of the main characters simply staring at the asses of various women. There is also slightly catchy music that can distract from the scene, or maybe the full screen shots of clothed female butts is distracting to the music. The movie then commences to start out with the main guy being so distracted he literally trips and falls onto a woman sitting down on a bench. She then shouts out "What the hell is wrong with you?" Pushes him off, and he stares into the sky.
So this is one of those frame by frame moments, where the screen just rolls over random people before stopping onto the main characters. It is here, watch fast! Jasmin appears! At first I thought she was the girl walking down the steps, but she's the girl in a black dress laughing with some dude. At most, this would appear to be her involvement thus far. I will watch this movie and see if she appears again. As her name appears on the movie in IMDb, one would think she has a bigger involvement than just a random screen fly by.
I am taking this opportunity to skip several scenes. Jasmin does not appear again. And after skipping random scenes we stop at one scene that looks interesting and we realize quickly that it's another scene to skip. The dude's best friend walks in while his mom and the main guy hide under the bed. The guy evidently recorded having sex and the best friend found it...and reacts...peculiarly.
Skipping several times, we stop at an argument and the guy finally finds out that the guy and his mom were together (HOW HE DIDN'T SEE THAT EARLIER I DON'T KNOW), but a big fight occurs and he nearly tears the guy's head off. This whole fight, with the onlookers is the first actually interesting thing to see. Cue more randomness, however, when the best friend admits to also sleeping with the other guy's mother. Movie ends with the main guy hooking up, finally, with the girl his own age.
The credits roll, and we see Jasmin's name at the bottom of the cast list under the "Party Girls" section. That's her mention.
My grade on this movie:
Humor: D- Cast: D+ Plot: F Action: D Watchable: F
Several factors go into this, would this movie make it on its own? No I don't think so. It's incredibly disturbing and makes me want to puke. I found it so bad that I skipped through 70 out of 88 minutes of this movie. My advice to Jasmin, stay away from the cheesy porno type movies that have absolutely no real plot line. Actors who end up involved in pornos fall into a trap they can never get out of, so few have ever made it out, friend. You are lucky to be just a background character, your name has not been tainted too badly, as such. Please, I beg of you, stay away from these types of movies if you're aiming for the big time!
In high school, I respected you and your sister for the plays you were involved in and everything you did. I congratulate the both of you on your hard work and endeavors. Your sister seems to be doing well, as do you. It would appear that both of you have started out on different paths, for her it is more motivational type stuff that isn't disturbing, disgusting, or makes me want to revisit my lunch.
You're a great actor, do well and succeed!