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Paint chips and power lines! My childhood rocks!
Santa Claus is watching you
Proud to be the Mole's last victim
"Hello? Mr. Ohmygodcrunchcrunch? Look, spit out whatever you're chewing and start over!"
"A passionate celibacy is all that any of us can look forward to."
Tell me more about the crocodiles and that tying the ass to the tree thing.
Chasing our yesterdays, we sacrifice our tomorrows
I did it. I saved us all. I'm Chunk [white]Iron/white] Chest and I won!
"Telling her about the birds and the bees NOW is like giving ammunition to a sniper."
Son, I'm gonna need a can of Play-Doh to replace my butt.
Have you got a kiss for Johnny Jack And all the children on his back?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
You spilled my egg. I needed that egg.
Sincerity? I could fake that.
I have clownophobia
Vader: No, Luke. Obi-Wan is your father. Luke: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
"My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood. I should never be in it without an appropriate adult."
If you see a ninja he's not a ninja
I almost forgot I had a grenade in my pocket
When I saw you across a crowded room, I decided not to shoot
I'm just an old fashioned cowboy
We'll be listening to you
We've met with a terrible fate http://www.mbulteau.com/majora
If you can't do something smart Do something right.
A proud resident of the Maison des Lunes - Party capital of France!
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
It's just like Chippendale's -- without the bowties or muscles. - Ziva David
"Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing." -- Jane Austen
"I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got that man?"
"World, get used to being run by Donald Pleasence."
If father finds me here with a girl, he'd be surprised.
- Hylus, son of Hercules
I quiched the Sultan of Brunei, in his bath!
She didn't marry your penis... Okay, she didn't only marry your penis.
[font size="4"][font face="impact"]We're not doing it for the [font color="e67b19"]art/font] And we're not doing it for the [font color="194ae6"]money/font]/font] [font face="impact"]We're doing it because/font] [font face="impact"][font color="e61994"]We like painting naked people/font]/font]/font]
See you, space cowboy
Recently added: Barry Lyndon (1975) 8/10 The French Lieutenant's Woman (1981) 4/10 Phoenix (2014) 9/10 Wrong Move (1975) 4/10
A key to ratings (based upon my personal preferences and tastes): 9 or 10 Brilliant, a must see 8 Despite some minor quibbles, this is a highly recommended film. 7 A good movie. There are problems in some areas, but all in all I enjoyed the experience quite a bit. 6 Passable. 3 through 5 Not quite up to snuff. Often mixes excellent ideas with shoddy execution. 2 Just plain bad. There may be a sequence or two that belong to a better film, but in the end they can't come anywhere near saving the whole. 1 Terrible in every respect.
Template: MA Rating ≈ Rating rounded to the nearest decimal (Ranking in the Top 250 +up or -down in MA's ranking)